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Title: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 04:28:01 PM
It's horrid  sad24:

I fear it may develop into man flu  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 05, 2014, 04:30:52 PM
It's horrid  sad24:

I fear it may develop into man flu  scared2: scared2:


 surrender:  all ready...
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 05, 2014, 04:32:18 PM
Golden cup......... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: boogs on October 05, 2014, 04:33:00 PM
It's horrid  sad24:

I fear it may develop into man flu  scared2: scared2:

Looking for sympathy   rubschin:   

You seem to be out of luck today  whistle:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: boogs on October 05, 2014, 04:34:22 PM
Golden cup......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ah yes   rubschin:    I can sell you some  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 05, 2014, 04:37:27 PM
Golden cup......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ah yes   rubschin:    I can sell you some  Thumbs:

Commonision...... whistle:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: boogs on October 05, 2014, 04:39:46 PM
Golden cup......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ah yes   rubschin:    I can sell you some  Thumbs:

Commonision...... whistle:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 04:53:06 PM
Well I might die and everyfink, and then what would you do, eh?
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Baldy on October 05, 2014, 05:00:21 PM
Well I might die and everyfink, and then what would you do, eh?

Go for a drink.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 05, 2014, 05:01:04 PM
Well I might die and everyfink, and then what would you do, eh?

Go for a drink.  Thumbs:

Sound advice...... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 05:03:02 PM
I need a doctor's delicate hands  sad24:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Baldy on October 05, 2014, 05:05:10 PM
On your shoulders?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2014, 05:05:52 PM
Well I might die and everyfink, and then what would you do, eh?
burn everything you'd touched?
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 05:07:08 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Baldy on October 05, 2014, 05:10:03 PM
Well I might die and everyfink, and then what would you do, eh?
burn everything you'd touched?

He might get noticed and put on the front page of the papers when they put him in the isolation ward.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 05:12:17 PM
That actually happened in 1991  redface:

I am still in medical textbooks angel1
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Baldy on October 05, 2014, 05:14:39 PM
You are Freddie Mercury and I claim my fiver.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 05:17:02 PM
It was such a rare disease that the docs were thrilled  ::)

FFS my fingernails and toenails fell out!  eeek:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2014, 05:22:03 PM
FFS my fingernails and toenails fell out!  eeek:

Crikey! You must have lost your grip.
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 05:25:03 PM
I lost all my skin and hair too sad24: sad24: sad24:

Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Baldy on October 05, 2014, 05:35:15 PM
FFS my fingernails and toenails fell out!  eeek:

Crikey! You must have lost your grip.

 drumroll:  lol:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2014, 05:42:06 PM
I lost all my skin and hair too sad24: sad24: sad24:

 rubschin:


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Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Baldy on October 05, 2014, 06:06:33 PM
I lost all my skin and hair too sad24: sad24: sad24:

 rubschin:


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 eeek:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 06:15:06 PM
It was a bit like that  noooo:  I was off work for 6 months  cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 05, 2014, 06:33:46 PM
I also have a nose like a tap.   surrender:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 06:35:58 PM
I can turn you off  angel1
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2014, 06:39:49 PM
It's horrid  sad24:

I fear it may develop into man flu  scared2: scared2:

Looking for sympathy   rubschin:   

You seem to be out of luck today  whistle:

It is between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 06:40:42 PM
I may die in the night  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2014, 06:41:56 PM
That actually happened in 1991  redface:

I am still in medical textbooks angel1

Ker-CHING! That'll be another €1 please!  ;D
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 06:44:50 PM
I will haunt you when I am dead  eveilgrin: sad24:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2014, 06:49:10 PM
I will haunt you when I am dead  eveilgrin: sad24:

Ker-CHING!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 06:56:06 PM
My poltergeist will trash MeMe and wind up the cats  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2014, 07:08:08 PM
My poltergeist will trash MeMe and wind up the cats  eveilgrin:

So no different to when you visit for a holiday  whistle:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2014, 07:09:40 PM
The cats were fine. Emma was a tad barky  evil:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 06, 2014, 11:02:49 AM
I also have a nose like a tap.   surrender:

I am ill.  Achooooooooo!
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 08, 2014, 06:08:33 PM
I also have a nose like a tap.   surrender:

I am ill.  Achooooooooo!

I think I am getting a cold too........ evil:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2014, 06:12:43 PM
I also have a nose like a tap.   surrender:

I am ill.  Achooooooooo!

I think I am getting a cold too........ evil:

::)
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 08, 2014, 06:13:31 PM
I also have a nose like a tap.   surrender:

I am ill.  Achooooooooo!

I think I am getting a cold too........ evil:

::)

I am sick....... evil:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2014, 06:14:35 PM
Foggy in an nurse uniform  cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2014, 06:15:36 PM
I also have a nose like a tap.   surrender:

I am ill.  Achooooooooo!

I think I am getting a cold too........ evil:

::)

I am sick....... evil:

Oh dear.... Think of the cost of all those medications like.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2014, 06:16:19 PM
 Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 08, 2014, 06:17:16 PM
I also have a nose like a tap.   surrender:

I am ill.  Achooooooooo!

I think I am getting a cold too........ evil:

::)

I am sick....... evil:

Oh dear.... Think of the cost of all those medications like.....  whistle:

Zivania...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2014, 06:23:45 PM
I must see to Tipsy. SHe is moaning summat awful, I have this effect on wimmin, She needs something warm inside her  angel1
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2014, 06:26:47 PM
I must see to Tipsy. SHe is moaning summat awful, I have this effect on wimmin, She needs something warm inside her  angel1

Zivania!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2014, 06:54:53 PM
I must see to Tipsy. SHe is moaning summat awful, I have this effect on wimmin, She needs something warm inside her  angel1

Zivania!  Thumbs:

Much stiffer than Ginge.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 09, 2014, 10:40:27 AM
I also have a nose like a tap.   surrender:

I am ill.  Achooooooooo!

I think I am getting a cold too........ evil:

::)

I am sick....... evil:

Oh dear.... Think of the cost of all those medications like.....  whistle:

Just been..... Shocked:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2014, 10:41:44 AM
I also have a nose like a tap.   surrender:

I am ill.  Achooooooooo!

I think I am getting a cold too........ evil:

::)

I am sick....... evil:

Oh dear.... Think of the cost of all those medications like.....  whistle:

Just been..... Shocked:

 point:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2014, 10:45:37 AM
I am a bit betterer like  sad24:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Steve on October 09, 2014, 04:04:36 PM
I am a bit betterer like  sad24:
That trip to Lourdes worked then
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: boogs on October 09, 2014, 06:48:38 PM
I went to a show Tuesday night and the bloke next to me was coughing, barking and sneezing over everyone   angry041:  I ended up asking him to cover his mouth (inconsiderate bastard cussing:) the poor lady in front kept having to wipe the back of her neck.   cussing: cussing: Now I am coughing and snuffling myself  angry041: I have my flu jab Saturday and I will need to cancel  angry041:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 09, 2014, 06:49:54 PM
I went to a show Tuesday night and the bloke next to me was coughing, barking and sneezing over everyone   angry041:  I ended up asking him to cover his mouth (inconsiderate bastard cussing:) the poor lady in front kept having to wipe the back of her neck.   cussing: cussing: Now I am coughing and snuffling myself  angry041: I have my flu jab Saturday and I will need to cancel  angry041:

Nick........ noooo:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Baldy on October 09, 2014, 06:51:42 PM
I went to a show Tuesday night and the bloke next to me was coughing, barking and sneezing over everyone   angry041:  I ended up asking him to cover his mouth (inconsiderate bastard cussing:) the poor lady in front kept having to wipe the back of her neck.   cussing: cussing: Now I am coughing and snuffling myself  angry041: I have my flu jab Saturday and I will need to cancel  angry041:

Nick........ noooo:

Inconsiderate ginger cnut.  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: boogs on October 09, 2014, 06:55:00 PM
I went to a show Tuesday night and the bloke next to me was coughing, barking and sneezing over everyone   angry041:  I ended up asking him to cover his mouth (inconsiderate bastard cussing:) the poor lady in front kept having to wipe the back of her neck.   cussing: cussing: Now I am coughing and snuffling myself  angry041: I have my flu jab Saturday and I will need to cancel  angry041:

Nick........ noooo:

Only if he has shrunk a foot, gone grey from ginge, oh grown some hair and aged ten years.. rubschin:

Oh and he was like a friggin meercat  up and down all night   angry041:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 12, 2014, 04:36:27 PM
Still sick.....got to give work away tomorrow..... surrender:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Baldy on October 12, 2014, 05:01:50 PM
Still sick.....got to give work away tomorrow..... surrender:

 eeek: eeek:  Shocked:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 12, 2014, 05:03:10 PM
Still sick.....got to give work away tomorrow..... surrender:

 eeek: eeek:  Shocked:

J know... cussing:  and at the end of the season..... noooo:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2014, 07:55:58 PM
Still sick.....got to give work away tomorrow..... surrender:

 eeek: eeek:  Shocked:

J know... cussing:  and at the end of the season..... noooo:
Oh woes

get betterer as well

Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 12, 2014, 07:58:15 PM
Still sick.....got to give work away tomorrow..... surrender:

 eeek: eeek:  Shocked:

J know... cussing:  and at the end of the season..... noooo:
Oh woes

get betterer as well

 Thumbs:  got to ..only a month left of work........ scared2:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2014, 08:09:10 PM
Still sick.....got to give work away tomorrow..... surrender:

 eeek: eeek:  Shocked:

J know... cussing:  and at the end of the season..... noooo:
Oh woes

get betterer as well

 Thumbs:  got to ..only a month left of work........ scared2:
Ah



Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2014, 06:19:56 PM
Zivania time........kill or cure ....
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2014, 06:22:25 PM
Zivania time........kill or cure ....

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 17, 2014, 10:46:12 PM
Zivania time........kill or cure ....

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2014, 11:04:30 PM
Zivania time........kill or cure ....

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

A
Seemd to be working rubbed it in a 2 shots....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2014, 11:13:26 PM
Zivania time........kill or cure ....

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

A
Seemd to be working rubbed it in a 2 shots....... Thumbs:

Looks like you might have had enough of it for the moment.  noooo:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2014, 05:57:00 AM
Zivania time........kill or cure ....

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

A
Seemd to be working rubbed it in a 2 shots....... Thumbs:

Looks like you might have had enough of it for the moment.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2014, 10:56:52 AM
Zivania time........kill or cure ....

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

A
Seemd to be working rubbed it in a 2 shots....... Thumbs:

Brought a bottle home with us forgot about it  redface: may give it a go  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on October 26, 2014, 09:23:54 PM
Thought it had gone........after getting soaked last night ...think it might be coming back.. evil:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Steve on October 26, 2014, 10:18:52 PM
Black Plague then

Tishoo tishoo all fall down


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Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2014, 04:47:17 AM
I was sneezy yesterday....  surrender:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2014, 09:30:49 AM
I always had you pegged as either Grumpy or Dopey BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Steve on October 27, 2014, 09:33:29 AM
is it time for a rerun of the "feeling Happy" joke?


 noooo:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2014, 09:38:28 AM
Only if you want to upset Apey, that's been one of his favourites  noooo:
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2014, 09:41:23 AM
I always had you pegged as either Grumpy or Dopey BM  whistle:

Moves €5 from left pocket to right pocket.....
Title: Re: Snotty sneezey cold
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2014, 11:20:11 AM
Sneezing a lot this morning........ scared2: