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Title: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2014, 09:33:57 PM: happy100 happy100 happy100

or perhaps

Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 20, 2014, 07:40:57 AM: Bit of both actually.

Lad's first payday yesterday :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2014, 08:15:14 AM: Can he lend me a fiver?
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Post by: Uncle Mort on September 20, 2014, 09:09:58 AM: No chance (he takes after his dad)
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 26, 2014, 01:56:08 PM: Daughter's off to York tomorrow; Mum's taking her, so son is dog-sitting this weekend.

Empty Nest Syndrome strikes cry:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2014, 01:57:55 PM: A big party at your gaff, you say? :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on September 26, 2014, 01:59:36 PM: rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: apc2010 on September 26, 2014, 02:02:01 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 26, 2014, 01:59:36 PM
rubschin:

Can you fit 300 Syrians in your gaff...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 26, 2014, 02:07:44 PM: Well, they did manage to squeeze aboard that small boat rubschin:
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Post by: Steve on September 26, 2014, 02:51:36 PM: Why would anyone flee the Co-Op?

Now Morrisons I could understand, my mother-in-law goes there.
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2014, 02:56:28 PM: 10% student discount :thumbsup:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on September 26, 2014, 02:59:24 PM: Bah!
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2014, 07:18:31 PM: How are they getting on???
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 17, 2014, 07:29:48 PM: :thumbsup:

Daughter has taken up swing dance and son has been at a couple of induction days at the GSK headquarters. He has befriended a lesbian, ex pole dancer now working as an apprentice lab assistant eeek:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2014, 07:30:53 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 17, 2014, 07:29:48 PM
:thumbsup:

Daughter has taken up swing dance and son has been at a couple of induction days at the GSK headquarters. He has befriended a lesbian, ex pole dancer now working as an apprentice lab assistant eeek:

Thumbs: and eeek:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2014, 07:31:17 PM: So they are both twerking :thumbsup: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 17, 2014, 07:43:29 PM: The lad would have been better off meeting an ex lesbian, pole dancer rather than a lesbian, ex pole dancer :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2014, 07:45:33 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 17, 2014, 07:43:29 PM
The lad would have been better off meeting an ex lesbian, pole dancer rather than a lesbian, ex pole dancer :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2014, 07:49:37 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 17, 2014, 07:43:29 PM
The lad would have been better off meeting an ex lesbian, pole dancer rather than a lesbian, ex pole dancer :thumbsup:
Ah the glass half empty view

Maybe he could convert her to be an ex both
Title: Re: Uncle Mort's tiddlers fly the coop
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2014, 08:01:08 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 17, 2014, 07:43:29 PM
The lad would have been better off meeting an ex lesbian, pole dancer rather than a lesbian, ex pole dancer :thumbsup:

;D Thumbs: