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Title: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2014, 06:15:36 PM
Yes it's that time of year again where there will be hordes of happy maniacs marauding around saying lines like "Avast behind me hearties" and then frantically ducking the flying handbag  lol:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html)
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2014, 06:20:26 PM
Aaaargh....
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2014, 06:21:21 PM
No ye scurvy dog, it's Arrrrr not Aaaargh  lol:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2014, 06:42:36 PM
No ye scurvy dog, it's Arrrrr not Aaaargh  lol:

I dropped something on my foot.....  redface:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2014, 06:50:14 PM
It helps when ye don't have t' bucket aft t' fore ye clumsy bugger  whistle:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2014, 10:11:18 PM
It helps when ye don't have t' bucket aft t' fore ye clumsy bugger  whistle:

In the poop again.  noooo:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2014, 10:13:05 PM
It helps when ye don't have t' bucket aft t' fore ye clumsy bugger  whistle:

In the poop again.  noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2014, 10:14:29 PM
It helps when ye don't have t' bucket aft t' fore ye clumsy bugger  whistle:

In the poop again.  noooo:
lol:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2014, 07:23:15 AM
aaargh, so who was up for a Jolly Roger?

And will our own Pirate (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=profile;u=138) make an appearance?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi60.tinypic.com%2Fabl206.gif&hash=d910a0e3374f48648dabebab42aa38f6b303828e)
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2014, 07:40:59 AM
Aaaaar, Jim lad!
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2014, 09:00:24 AM
Is anyone's timber shivering ?
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2014, 09:03:54 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2014, 09:07:27 AM
Is anyone's timber shivering ?

Aye (as if they ever stopped this week)
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2014, 12:04:23 PM
Is anyone's timber shivering ?

Be you after a jolly Roger my beauty?  lol:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2014, 02:16:41 PM
Even a grumpy one would do  lol:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2014, 02:20:39 PM
A vast behind  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2014, 03:33:34 PM
A vast behind  :thumbsup:

Great guns too

Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2014, 05:09:51 PM
Even a grumpy one would do  lol:

 eeek:  rubschin: Weigh anchor! Hoist the mainsails, unfurl the t'gallants! Move ye scurvy swabs, Miss D wants a grumpy roger  lol:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2014, 05:58:26 PM
Even a grumpy one would do  lol:

 eeek:  rubschin: Weigh anchor! Hoist the mainsails, unfurl the t'gallants! Move ye scurvy swabs, Miss D wants a grumpy roger  lol:

Move over Seaman Staines, I have this covered....  eyes:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2014, 06:03:16 PM
Get back to the poop deck Master Bates ye scurvy swab  whip:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2014, 06:07:08 PM
Get back to the poop deck Master Bates ye scurvy swab  whip:

 scared2:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2014, 10:49:11 PM
Get back to the poop deck Master Bates ye scurvy swab  whip:

 scared2:

Aye lad, stay your shivering lest you be taken up the mizzen again.
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Pirate on September 20, 2014, 05:52:03 PM
Get back to the poop deck Master Bates ye scurvy swab  whip:

 scared2:

Aye lad, stay your shivering lest you be taken up the mizzen again.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2014, 06:24:31 PM
Pirate on the starboard bow!
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2016, 06:53:00 PM
Avast ye scurvy swabs, where be Captain Blackbucket? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyoursmiles.org%2Fhsmile%2Fpirates%2Ft3813.gif&hash=3162e426b6b9ec9fca6084d334f72f965094fba2)
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2016, 06:56:03 PM
Avast ye scurvy swabs, where be Captain Blackbucket? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyoursmiles.org%2Fhsmile%2Fpirates%2Ft3813.gif&hash=3162e426b6b9ec9fca6084d334f72f965094fba2)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2016, 08:25:03 PM
Avast ye scurvy swabs, where be Captain Blackbucket? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyoursmiles.org%2Fhsmile%2Fpirates%2Ft3813.gif&hash=3162e426b6b9ec9fca6084d334f72f965094fba2)
lol: lol: lol:

Still no sign of Blackbucket? Arr he must have his head stuck up the bung hole again, how do you think he got his name...  whistle:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Pirate on September 19, 2016, 08:26:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU)

Arrr...where be that strumpet Miss D... I feel like a ravage...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fpeople-smileys%2Fhijacker.gif&hash=ccd96c99aba51f5bd1475289e29df3e6827cb968) (http://www.4smileys.com)
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2016, 08:37:35 PM
facepalm:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2016, 08:51:28 PM
facepalm:

Arrrr go and clean your blunderbuss Blackbucket  whip:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Pirate on September 19, 2016, 08:53:06 PM
I understand that there are other strumpets on the forum and they will all be considered... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2016, 09:01:38 PM
Arr, but Buccaneer Boogs hasn't been seen on the high seas for a while matey...  rubschin:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Pirate on September 19, 2016, 09:05:47 PM
Arr, but Buccaneer Boogs hasn't been seen on the high seas for a while matey...  rubschin:

I will not be drawn to comment on that, bootstrapmeister... angel1
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2016, 09:12:36 PM
facepalm:

Combine wi' talkin' like Yoda I ortin' ta, drive Blackbucket daft 't will, arrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2016, 11:19:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU)

Arrr...where be that strumpet Miss D... I feel like a ravage...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fpeople-smileys%2Fhijacker.gif&hash=ccd96c99aba51f5bd1475289e29df3e6827cb968) (http://www.4smileys.com)

Getting ready to sail round some Greek Islands  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2016, 11:23:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU)

Arrr...where be that strumpet Miss D... I feel like a ravage...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fpeople-smileys%2Fhijacker.gif&hash=ccd96c99aba51f5bd1475289e29df3e6827cb968) (http://www.4smileys.com)

Getting ready to sail round some Greek Islands  :thumbsup:

Migrant smuggling eh?
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Pirate on September 20, 2016, 12:30:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU)

Arrr...where be that strumpet Miss D... I feel like a ravage...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fpeople-smileys%2Fhijacker.gif&hash=ccd96c99aba51f5bd1475289e29df3e6827cb968) (http://www.4smileys.com)

Getting ready to sail round some Greek Islands  :thumbsup:

Bon Voyage (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fwave-smileys%2Fwave_smiley8.gif&hash=8865478984f56114227b989d7e7b020a968a85b5) (http://www.4smileys.com)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fpeople-smileys%2Fhelmsman.gif&hash=ca90da7066303111b1ec8f78f08ca2026b8faccf) (http://www.4smileys.com)
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2017, 02:50:08 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr it be that time of year again. Matey
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2017, 04:33:59 AM
facepalm:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2017, 08:23:28 AM
As my New Zealander chum said "Swab the dicks".
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2017, 08:27:55 AM
As my New Zealander chum said "Swab the dicks".

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2017, 08:31:58 AM
As my New Zealander chum said "Swab the dicks".

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2017, 08:49:56 AM
I just e-mailed a New Zealander this morning... I should have mentioned it....  rubschin:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2017, 09:16:15 AM
facepalm:

Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2017, 09:19:11 AM
facepalm:

Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:

 Banghead
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2017, 09:27:56 AM
facepalm:

Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:

 Banghead

Careful ye ortin' ta be Baldymort, damage that wall ye will
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2017, 09:43:17 AM
facepalm:

Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:

 Banghead

Careful ye ortin' ta be Baldymort, damage that wall ye will
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2017, 09:45:15 AM
facepalm:

Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:

 Banghead

Careful ye ortin' ta be Baldymort, damage that wall ye will
lol: lol: lol:

So easy 'tis t' wind up old chum bucket head, learned by now ye think he would  whistle:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2017, 01:13:24 PM
facepalm:

Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:

 Banghead

Careful ye ortin' ta be Baldymort, damage that wall ye will
They he would be right back in the poop.
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:20:58 PM
I have a Skype call with Miss I later  cloud9:

Should I keep up this "Jim lad" nonsense or are there any better piratical suggestions? angel1
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2017, 03:24:35 PM
I have a Skype call with Miss I later  cloud9:

Should I keep up this "Jim lad" nonsense or are there any better piratical suggestions? angel1

Yes, don't mention "avast behind" It might be misconstrued  lol:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:26:31 PM
I wouldn't, but you are quite right Uncle. Hers is quite pert. cloud9:


















Oh   kleenex:   redface:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2017, 03:31:03 PM
 eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2017, 03:31:52 PM
I wouldn't, but you are quite right Uncle. Hers is quite pert. cloud9:


















Oh   kleenex:   redface:

Seaman Stains...  noooo:

Arrr... ::)
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:32:58 PM
eyes: eyes: eyes:
I remember the lingerie modelling photoshoot fondly  cloud9:









































Jim lad  ::)
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2017, 03:45:44 PM
I have a Skype call with Miss I later  cloud9:

Should I keep up this "Jim lad" nonsense or are there any better piratical suggestions? angel1

You could offer to bury her chest for a few dubloons?

You could perhaps sit her on the foc'sle head to enjoy the salty spray while you take her ashore?
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2017, 03:47:28 PM
I have a Skype call with Miss I later  cloud9:

Should I keep up this "Jim lad" nonsense or are there any better piratical suggestions? angel1

You could offer to bury her chest for a few dubloons?

You could perhaps sit her on the foc'sle head to enjoy the salty spray while you take her ashore?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:49:37 PM
I have a Skype call with Miss I later  cloud9:

Should I keep up this "Jim lad" nonsense or are there any better piratical suggestions? angel1

You could offer to bury her chest for a few dubloons?

You could perhaps sit her on the foc'sle head to enjoy the salty spray while you take her ashore?

 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: redface:
















Jim lad ::)
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2017, 05:49:01 AM
Well that all went well...












 noooo:
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2017, 08:45:15 AM
Bet we still do it next year
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2017, 11:43:57 AM
Bet we still do it next year

Arrrr...
Title: Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2017, 11:44:22 AM
Jim lad  ::)