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		Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2014, 06:15:36 PM
		
			
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				Yes it's that time of year again where there will be hordes of happy maniacs marauding around saying lines like "Avast behind me hearties" and then frantically ducking the flying handbag  lol:
 
 http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html)
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				Aaaargh....
			
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				No ye scurvy dog, it's Arrrrr not Aaaargh  lol:
			
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				No ye scurvy dog, it's Arrrrr not Aaaargh  lol:
 
 
 I dropped something on my foot.....  redface:
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				It helps when ye don't have t' bucket aft t' fore ye clumsy bugger  whistle:
			
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				It helps when ye don't have t' bucket aft t' fore ye clumsy bugger  whistle:
 
 
 In the poop again.  noooo:
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				It helps when ye don't have t' bucket aft t' fore ye clumsy bugger  whistle:
 
 
 In the poop again.  noooo:
 
 
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				It helps when ye don't have t' bucket aft t' fore ye clumsy bugger  whistle:
 
 
 In the poop again.  noooo:
 
 lol:
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				aaargh, so who was up for a Jolly Roger?
 
 And will our own Pirate (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=profile;u=138) make an appearance?
 
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				Aaaaar, Jim lad!
			
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				Is anyone's timber shivering ?
			
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				 redface:
			
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				Is anyone's timber shivering ?
 
 
 Aye (as if they ever stopped this week)
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				Is anyone's timber shivering ?
 
 
 Be you after a jolly Roger my beauty?  lol:
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				Even a grumpy one would do  lol:
			
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				A vast behind  :thumbsup:
			
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				A vast behind  :thumbsup:
 
 
 Great guns too
 
   
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				Even a grumpy one would do  lol:
 
 
 eeek:  rubschin: Weigh anchor! Hoist the mainsails, unfurl the t'gallants! Move ye scurvy swabs, Miss D wants a grumpy roger  lol:
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				Even a grumpy one would do  lol:
 
 
 eeek:  rubschin: Weigh anchor! Hoist the mainsails, unfurl the t'gallants! Move ye scurvy swabs, Miss D wants a grumpy roger  lol:
 
 
 Move over Seaman Staines, I have this covered....  eyes:
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				Get back to the poop deck Master Bates ye scurvy swab  whip:
			
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				Get back to the poop deck Master Bates ye scurvy swab  whip:
 
 
 scared2:
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				Get back to the poop deck Master Bates ye scurvy swab  whip:
 
 
 scared2:
 
 
 Aye lad, stay your shivering lest you be taken up the mizzen again.
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				Get back to the poop deck Master Bates ye scurvy swab  whip:
 
 
 scared2:
 
 
 Aye lad, stay your shivering lest you be taken up the mizzen again.
 
 
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				Pirate on the starboard bow!
			
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				Avast ye scurvy swabs, where be Captain Blackbucket? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyoursmiles.org%2Fhsmile%2Fpirates%2Ft3813.gif&hash=3162e426b6b9ec9fca6084d334f72f965094fba2)
			
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				Avast ye scurvy swabs, where be Captain Blackbucket? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyoursmiles.org%2Fhsmile%2Fpirates%2Ft3813.gif&hash=3162e426b6b9ec9fca6084d334f72f965094fba2)
 
 lol: lol: lol:
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				Avast ye scurvy swabs, where be Captain Blackbucket? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyoursmiles.org%2Fhsmile%2Fpirates%2Ft3813.gif&hash=3162e426b6b9ec9fca6084d334f72f965094fba2)
 
 lol: lol: lol:
 
 
 Still no sign of Blackbucket? Arr he must have his head stuck up the bung hole again, how do you think he got his name...  whistle:
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				https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU)
 
 Arrr...where be that strumpet Miss D... I feel like a ravage...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fpeople-smileys%2Fhijacker.gif&hash=ccd96c99aba51f5bd1475289e29df3e6827cb968) (http://www.4smileys.com)
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				facepalm: 
			
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				facepalm:
 
 
 Arrrr go and clean your blunderbuss Blackbucket  whip:
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				I understand that there are other strumpets on the forum and they will all be considered... :thumbsup:
			
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				Arr, but Buccaneer Boogs hasn't been seen on the high seas for a while matey...  rubschin:
			
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				Arr, but Buccaneer Boogs hasn't been seen on the high seas for a while matey...  rubschin:
 
 
 I will not be drawn to comment on that, bootstrapmeister... angel1
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				facepalm:
 
 
 Combine wi' talkin' like Yoda I ortin' ta, drive Blackbucket daft 't will, arrrrrrrrrrr
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				https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU)
 
 Arrr...where be that strumpet Miss D... I feel like a ravage...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fpeople-smileys%2Fhijacker.gif&hash=ccd96c99aba51f5bd1475289e29df3e6827cb968) (http://www.4smileys.com)
 
 
 Getting ready to sail round some Greek Islands  :thumbsup:
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				https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU)
 
 Arrr...where be that strumpet Miss D... I feel like a ravage...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fpeople-smileys%2Fhijacker.gif&hash=ccd96c99aba51f5bd1475289e29df3e6827cb968) (http://www.4smileys.com)
 
 
 Getting ready to sail round some Greek Islands  :thumbsup:
 
 
 Migrant smuggling eh?
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				https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU)
 
 Arrr...where be that strumpet Miss D... I feel like a ravage...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fpeople-smileys%2Fhijacker.gif&hash=ccd96c99aba51f5bd1475289e29df3e6827cb968) (http://www.4smileys.com)
 
 
 Getting ready to sail round some Greek Islands  :thumbsup:
 
 
 Bon Voyage (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fwave-smileys%2Fwave_smiley8.gif&hash=8865478984f56114227b989d7e7b020a968a85b5) (http://www.4smileys.com)
 
 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fpeople-smileys%2Fhelmsman.gif&hash=ca90da7066303111b1ec8f78f08ca2026b8faccf) (http://www.4smileys.com)
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				Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr it be that time of year again. Matey 
			
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				facepalm: 
			
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				As my New Zealander chum said "Swab the dicks".
			
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				As my New Zealander chum said "Swab the dicks".
 
 
 lol: lol: lol:
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				As my New Zealander chum said "Swab the dicks".
 
 
 lol: lol: lol:
 
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
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				I just e-mailed a New Zealander this morning... I should have mentioned it....  rubschin:
			
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				facepalm:
 
 
 Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:
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				facepalm:
 
 
 Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:
 
 
 Banghead
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				facepalm:
 
 
 Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:
 
 
 Banghead
 
 
 Careful ye ortin' ta be Baldymort, damage that wall ye will
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				facepalm:
 
 
 Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:
 
 
 Banghead
 
 
 Careful ye ortin' ta be Baldymort, damage that wall ye will
 
 lol: lol: lol:
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				facepalm:
 
 
 Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:
 
 
 Banghead
 
 
 Careful ye ortin' ta be Baldymort, damage that wall ye will
 
 lol: lol: lol:
 
 
 So easy 'tis t' wind up old chum bucket head, learned by now ye think he would  whistle:
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				facepalm:
 
 
 Worse 't could be Baldymort, talk like a shipmate Yoda could...  whistle:
 
 
 Banghead
 
 
 Careful ye ortin' ta be Baldymort, damage that wall ye will
 
 They he would be right back in the poop.
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				I have a Skype call with Miss I later  cloud9:
 
 Should I keep up this "Jim lad" nonsense or are there any better piratical suggestions? angel1
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				I have a Skype call with Miss I later  cloud9:
 
 Should I keep up this "Jim lad" nonsense or are there any better piratical suggestions? angel1
 
 
 Yes, don't mention "avast behind" It might be misconstrued  lol:
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				I wouldn't, but you are quite right Uncle. Hers is quite pert. cloud9:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Oh   kleenex:   redface:
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				 eyes: eyes: eyes:
			
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				I wouldn't, but you are quite right Uncle. Hers is quite pert. cloud9:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Oh   kleenex:   redface:
 
 
 Seaman Stains...  noooo:
 
 Arrr... ::)
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				 eyes: eyes: eyes:
 
 I remember the lingerie modelling photoshoot fondly  cloud9:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Jim lad  ::)
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				I have a Skype call with Miss I later  cloud9:
 
 Should I keep up this "Jim lad" nonsense or are there any better piratical suggestions? angel1
 
 
 You could offer to bury her chest for a few dubloons?
 
 You could perhaps sit her on the foc'sle head to enjoy the salty spray while you take her ashore?
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				I have a Skype call with Miss I later  cloud9:
 
 Should I keep up this "Jim lad" nonsense or are there any better piratical suggestions? angel1
 
 
 You could offer to bury her chest for a few dubloons?
 
 You could perhaps sit her on the foc'sle head to enjoy the salty spray while you take her ashore?
 
 lol: lol: lol:
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				I have a Skype call with Miss I later  cloud9:
 
 Should I keep up this "Jim lad" nonsense or are there any better piratical suggestions? angel1
 
 
 You could offer to bury her chest for a few dubloons?
 
 You could perhaps sit her on the foc'sle head to enjoy the salty spray while you take her ashore?
 
 
 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: redface:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Jim lad ::)
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				Well that all went well... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 noooo:
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				Bet we still do it next year
			
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				Bet we still do it next year
 
 
 Arrrr...
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				Jim lad  ::)