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Title: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 02:24:22 PM
As many of you will know, Nick Towers is perched on the edge of Nottingham's Red Light District. A few girls hang about on corners wearing very short skirts and carrying shoulder bags. Growler got propositioned when he visted and had no idea what was going on noooo: noooo:

Anyhoo, a couple of new girls have started working the road a but further away and are clearly new to the area. Their preferred garb is schoolgirl stylee clothing and satchels. I noticed one had a lollipop the other day.  eeek:

The police maintain a low key presence and target the punters for kerb crawling.

UNFORTUNATELY, these two new laydees did not clock that they are working the street immediately outside this gaff:

http://www.nottinghamgirlshigh.gdst.net/ (http://www.nottinghamgirlshigh.gdst.net/)

Earlier the whole area was swarming with girls in skool uniforms carrying satchels, eager but confused punters and plod everywhere. It was chaos with girls screaming, embarrassed looking men and plod trying to sort hookers from less uniformed and more mini skirted Sixth Formers.
























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Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2014, 03:15:12 PM
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Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 03:24:27 PM
I gather from my informants that it is being hushed up to spare the embarrassment of all involved  noooo:
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2014, 03:25:42 PM
I gather from my informants that it is being hushed up to spare the embarrassment of all involved  noooo:

Have they arrested Growler....?  scared2:
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2014, 03:29:19 PM
 ::) ::)  I have a mate on the local paper. The major culprits are over zealous plod who got confused by all the skoolgirls and made some "mix ups". The High Skool are also trying to hush it up.
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2014, 04:03:41 PM
::) ::)  I have a mate on the local paper. The major culprits are over zealous plod who got confused by all the skoolgirls and made some "mix ups". The High Skool are also trying to hush it up.

I hope you weren't wandering about in your Krankies costume.  noooo:

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Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Baldy on September 10, 2014, 05:10:15 PM
::) ::)  I have a mate on the local paper. The major culprits are over zealous plod who got confused by all the skoolgirls and made some "mix ups". The High Skool are also trying to hush it up.

I hope you weren't wandering about in your Krankies costume.  noooo:

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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2014, 09:33:55 PM
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So did Nick move to that area to be near the hookers or did the hookers move in on the area when they knew it was near Nick?   And what is Mrs Nick's angle on this?
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2014, 07:37:57 AM
Apparently, the laydees moved into the area to service a large American camp in the area in 1944. The Yanks left but the laydees stayed  eeek:
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2014, 07:40:39 AM
Apparently, the laydees moved into the area to service a large American camp in the area in 1944. The Yanks left but the laydees stayed  eeek:

Christus, they must be ancient!  eeek:
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2014, 07:42:42 AM
 horn:
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2014, 07:46:45 AM
horn:

 redface:
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2014, 09:28:16 AM
Christus, they must be ancient!  eeek:

The words pot, kettle and black spring to mind BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2014, 12:04:40 PM
Christus, they must be ancient!  eeek:

The words pot, kettle and black spring to mind BM  whistle:

horn:
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: apc2010 on September 11, 2014, 09:47:00 PM
Christus, they must be ancient!  eeek:

The words pot, kettle and black spring to mind BM  whistle:

horn:

Isn;t that one of Baldy's films........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: barmisspah? on September 15, 2014, 03:20:11 PM
UNFORTUNATELY, these two new laydees did not clock that they are working the street immediately outside this gaff:

Oh I think they knew exactly where they were, hence the schoolgirl clothing & satchel type bags.
Title: Re: Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2014, 03:23:22 PM
Well they fucked up, so to speak