The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: grumpyoldsoldier on August 28, 2007, 11:30:43 AM
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Was Kylie on the list, I went to bed early and missed Bill Oddie's Top Ten Birds on BBC4 at midnight?
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lol: If not (and I missed it too) she should have been ~ certainly makes my top ten. eyes:
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Perhaps we need our own 'top ten birds'? rubschin:
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LANDLADY drumroll:
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CREEP!
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Perhaps we need our own 'top ten birds'? rubschin:
Outstanding!
1 Kylie
2 Beyonce
3.....
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Apart from Landlady I particularly like that bird off the ?Special K? packet? whistle:
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Wot? The one on the red cossie? nah! hips are too big!
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Wot? The one on the red cossie? nah! hips are too big!
Perhaps we have a different box?
She has a denim jacket, red pleated skirt and red shoes? probably. whistle:
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The blonde Cylon bint off 'Battlestar Galactica'.
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Perhaps we need our own 'top ten birds'? rubschin:
Outstanding!
1 Kylie Landlady
2 Beyonce Kylie
3 Beyonce
4 That bird off the Cypriot Special K box
What he said... whistle:
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The blonde Cylon bint off 'Battlestar Galactica'.
This one :
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload2.postimage.org%2F487813%2F1174518756.jpg&hash=7c7aeffe8f6185816543d2dcd722294a845992d1) (http://upload2.postimage.org/487813/photo_hosting.html)
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Anna Friel
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In No Particular Order
Felicity Kendal
Joanna Lumley
Kylie Minogue
Tara Fitzgerald
Christine Keeler
Julie Christie
B.A.M. (Who must remain nameless)
W.A.M. (Who must remain nameless)
Vivien Leigh
Mary Millington
I cannot, even out of a sense of gallantry, add the Landlady or the Bar Wench as I have never set eyes on either. My selection is however my choice of the ten most beautiful women I have ever seen.
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Kylie Landlady
2 Beyonce Kylie
3 Beyonce
4 That bird off the Cypriot Special K box
5 The blonde Cylon bint off 'Battlestar Galactica'.
6 Anna Friel
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eeek:
You lot think this is attractive ?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007390765,00.html
noooo: sick2:
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and that girl in the duffle coat I met at the back of the Robin Hood pub in Colchester?
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eeek:
You lot think this is attractive ?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007390765,00.html
noooo: sick2:
Define Attractive
Oh and I said beautiful and beauty is more than skin deep
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and that girl in the duffle coat I met at the back of the Robin Hood pub in Colchester?
And that is why I cannot name two of the ladies on my list ~ a gentleman never would.
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Kylie Landlady
2 Beyonce Kylie
3 Beyonce
4 That bird off the Cypriot Special K box
5 The blonde Cylon bint off 'Battlestar Galactica'.
6 Anna Friel
7 That girl in the duffle coat GOS met at the back of the Robin Hood pub in Colchester
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Just for the hell of it the cylon bint again....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload2.postimage.org%2F489782%2F0000035023_20061021050352.jpg&hash=5c194b86e0a750c8f8dc213fc0c2aab23c00bea5) (http://upload2.postimage.org/489782/photo_hosting.html)
Tricia Helfer
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1
Kylie Landlady The blonde Cylon bint off 'Battlestar Galactica'.
2 Beyonce Kylie
3 Beyonce
4 That bird off the Cypriot Special K box
5 The blonde Cylon bint off 'Battlestar Galactica'. Landlady
6 Anna Friel
7 That girl in the duffle coat GOS met at the back of the Robin Hood pub in Colchester
whistle:
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Personally I think Kate Beckinsale is rather attractive.
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1 Kylie Landlady The blonde Cylon bint off 'Battlestar Galactica'.
2 Beyonce Kylie
3 Beyonce
4 That bird off the Cypriot Special K box
5 The blonde Cylon bint off 'Battlestar Galactica'. Landlady
6 Anna Friel
7 That girl in the duffle coat GOS met at the back of the Robin Hood pub in Colchester
8 Kate Beckinsale for Wenchy (snigger)
whistle:
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Personally I think Kate Beckinsale is rather attractive.
ME TOO
But she is not, fortunately, a lesbian
Is there something you wish to share?
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Personally I think Kate Beckinsale is rather attractive.
Sometimes petal you just go looking for trouble. ::)
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Nah, naive!
praps. She has got..................the catalogue scared2:
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cloud9:
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tricia+helfer&gbv=2&ndsp=20&svnum=10&hl=en&start=0&sa=N
Not that anyone has googled our Tricia I'm sure....
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Kate Beckinsale for me (if she is kosher)
Also
MICHELLE PFEIFFER
(about whom I know a good joke - requires actions)
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Also!!!! (met her once when she drove into my car and I forgave her................)
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mila jovovich
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Also!!!! (met her once when she drove into my car and I forgave her................)
Tricia Helfer could run me over in a milk float full of bricks and I would forgive her.
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Who?
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Resident evil
Fifth element
http://www.millaj.com/
Mark
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Mrs Happy (the one that goes out with 'the girls' and comes back giggly, not the one that growls next morning).
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Cherie Blair.. Ihave the hots for her.. it' the mouth that does it
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I think nearly all women are attractive in one way or another... I suppose I have been genetically programmed to be attracted to anyone with curves in the right places.
It it true that some are better than others, some are unrecognisable as female and therefore off my radar.
I have never wasted my time grading girls - I'm just grateful for the opportunities that I have tripped over through the years.
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Christ! thats profound Bouncer.. you been on the house wine? lol:
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Christ! thats profound Bouncer.. you been on the house wine? lol:
I'd suggest it's age.
As a younger man I could find fault with most women (if given the opportunity to look close enough), 'that Nicole Kidman's a bit tall and ginger'.
Now, as a married man, it's more 'Kirstie Alsop, must be carrying enough carbohydrate to go for a while, and she'd be grateful'
eyes:
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That woman from the LEA who came round to the house yesterday. Phwoar!
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That woman from the LEA who came round to the house yesterday. Phwoar!
Did you 'Hobknob' with her? whistle:
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Regrettably not! evil:
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Regrettably not! evil:
Did you tell her that you 'Hobknobbed' with Macca?
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No, but I mentioned my poltergeist
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No, but I mentioned my poltergeist
You've 'Hobknobbed' with the poltergeist? eeek:
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I thought your Karma was on the rise. I have corrected the trend! evil:
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I thought your Karma was on the rise. I have corrected the trend! evil:
cussing:
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Don't fret Barman, I've smote him for mentioning his poltergeist ::)
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Don't fret Barman, I've smote him for mentioning his poltergeist ::)
Again... ::)
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I 'spect the poltergeist will be seeking revenge too. Watch out for flying vases today Nick. whistle:
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He never mentioned his poltergiest to me...do I need to know a secret handshake to find out more?
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I am doing battle with Miss Whiplash. 90 minute conference call!! cussing: cussing:
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He never mentioned his poltergiest to me...do I need to know a secret handshake to find out more?
It is, I suspect, an attempt by Captain Calamity to blame someone else. ::)
He has mentioned the spirit "elsewhere" I seem to recall.
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Nick's dining room
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fghosts.monstrous.com%2FPictures%2Fpoltergeist1.jpg&hash=68bfe22c35ce4507d0a6ac818c803a521c2650d3)
The real cause?
(https://webspace.utexas.edu/cokerwr/www/slides/ghosts/poltercartoon.jpg)
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Excellent! ;D
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Our Kylie is a triumph of botox, silicone, plastic surgery and cosmetology.
As we say down here "There's nothing wrong with our Kyle ... she scrubs up well for an old sheila" whistle:
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Nick's dining room
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fghosts.monstrous.com%2FPictures%2Fpoltergeist1.jpg&hash=68bfe22c35ce4507d0a6ac818c803a521c2650d3)
The real cause?
(https://webspace.utexas.edu/cokerwr/www/slides/ghosts/poltercartoon.jpg)
Er, at the time it did look a bit like that. But the exorcist sorted it out!
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Er, at the time it did look a bit like that. But the exorcist sorted it out!
What, you took him to the cinema? eeek:
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Er, at the time it did look a bit like that. But the exorcist sorted it out!
What, you took him to the cinema? eeek:
happy001 happy088
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evil:
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Meanwhile to get back on thread.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thehollywoodnews.com%2Fartman2%2Fuploads%2F1%2Fkylie_minogue_nude.jpg&hash=906378261956d09126e6fb43277d4f05fbed9b7b)
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She's got NOTHING ON! eeek:
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She's got NOTHING ON! eeek:
Lipstick, Perfume, Nail polish .... what else would you want her to have on? eyes:
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She's got NOTHING ON! eeek:
Lipstick, Perfume, Nail polish .... what else would you want her to have on? eyes:
censored:
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Christ! thats profound Bouncer.. you been on the house wine? lol:
pRofound? Moi ??? Now there's a thought... eeek: Cat's are notoriously easy to please... One saucer of milk and I'm anybody's
Although there ARE one or two favourites that stand out... Difficult to name them though, as they change depending on what mood I'm in at the time... confused:
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I have never wasted my time grading girls - I'm just grateful for the opportunities that I have tripped over through the years.
Do you prefer you women unconscious then Bouncer? Resistance to your animal magnetism is futile and all that lol: lol:
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evil: Apparently, I am not receptive to 'Hints' and they usually ended up shanghaiing me, so I would say the reverse was mostly true.......
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Keeping well...........
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/article4337891.ece (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/article4337891.ece)
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That will send Growler over the edge noooo:
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Maybe this will help............
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4337658/Kylie-Minogue-wows-in-a-red-dress-in-Cannes.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4337658/Kylie-Minogue-wows-in-a-red-dress-in-Cannes.html)
:thumbsup:
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That will send Growler over the edge noooo:
Just climbed back up to it again. lol:
B L O O D Y H E L L F I R E ! Drool: censored:
How the hell does she maintain her suptuos desirabilty.
One gorgeous great heavin' piece of top totty that. cloud9:
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Cold shower
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I only looked them up for growler like,,,,,,,, whistle:
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She's on The Voice tomorrow night.. whistle:
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She's on The Voice tomorrow night.. whistle:
I'd rather she was on me. cloud9:
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Cold shower
With her. Yumpster. Drool:
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4349652/Kylie-Minogue-challenges-Pippa-Middleton-to-a-battle-of-the-buns-at-Queens-Diamond-Jubilee.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4349652/Kylie-Minogue-challenges-Pippa-Middleton-to-a-battle-of-the-buns-at-Queens-Diamond-Jubilee.html)
WTF.......... noooo:
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No contest. noooo:
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I wouldn't climb over either of them to get to you noooo:
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I wouldn't climb over either of them to get to you noooo:
You wouldn't be even there to climb over.
WHY would anyone want an old rotting trout in his nest anyway ey, why? Shrugs:
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Growler ............check out her latest "tweet" pic .............. :thumbsup:
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Growler ............check out her latest "tweet" pic .............. :thumbsup:
APC!
WHERE!!
Don't do that tweeting shite...ever, so stop teasing me and getting me all 'ot 'n' bothered....DO US LINK LIKE! eeek:
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Kylie's Bum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUPXdk2Rsuo#)
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Ah, the furry oaf returns
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Ah, the furry oaf returns
Never left...sorry to disappoint. whistle:
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Growler ............check out her latest "tweet" pic .............. :thumbsup:
APC!
WHERE!!
Don't do that tweeting shite...ever, so stop teasing me and getting me all 'ot 'n' bothered....DO US LINK LIKE! eeek:
Don't do links well .............but she is naked in fishnets...........my mate told me honest guv....... whistle:
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Growler ............check out her latest "tweet" pic .............. :thumbsup:
APC!
WHERE!!
Don't do that tweeting shite...ever, so stop teasing me and getting me all 'ot 'n' bothered....DO US LINK LIKE! eeek:
Don't do links well .............but she is naked in fishnets...........my mate told me honest guv....... whistle:
Well get our mate BM cloud9: to sort it.
I'm getting desperate here ffs man! lol:
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Growler ............check out her latest "tweet" pic .............. :thumbsup:
APC!
WHERE!!
Don't do that tweeting shite...ever, so stop teasing me and getting me all 'ot 'n' bothered....DO US LINK LIKE! eeek:
Don't do links well .............but she is naked in fishnets...........my mate told me honest guv....... whistle:
Well get our mate BM cloud9: to sort it.
I'm getting desperate here ffs man! lol:
All I heard was she was naked in fishnets ,,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
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I saw those pics too :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:
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I saw those pics too :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:
Bear baiting. noooo:
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For BM ..........
Carol Vorderman - HUGE Cleavage Loose Women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqZ0ch2sHbY#ws)
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Snoopysick:
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Growler ............check out her latest "tweet" pic .............. :thumbsup:
APC!
WHERE!!
Don't do that tweeting shite...ever, so stop teasing me and getting me all 'ot 'n' bothered....DO US LINK LIKE! eeek:
Don't do links well .............but she is naked in fishnets...........my mate told me honest guv....... whistle:
Well get our mate BM cloud9: to sort it.
I'm getting desperate here ffs man! lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2F55y3mzn1n%2FKylie_Minogue_f99c1.jpg&hash=5e1527eab1fd7aae3715a397b8316fd87c2408a2) (http://postimage.org/image/55y3mzn1n/)
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Growler ............check out her latest "tweet" pic .............. :thumbsup:
APC!
WHERE!!
Don't do that tweeting shite...ever, so stop teasing me and getting me all 'ot 'n' bothered....DO US LINK LIKE! eeek:
Don't do links well .............but she is naked in fishnets...........my mate told me honest guv....... whistle:
Well get our mate BM cloud9: to sort it.
I'm getting desperate here ffs man! lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2F55y3mzn1n%2FKylie_Minogue_f99c1.jpg&hash=5e1527eab1fd7aae3715a397b8316fd87c2408a2) (http://postimage.org/image/55y3mzn1n/)
That's the kiddy ........ :thumbsup:
Although I personally have no interest in it ( disclaimer)........ whistle:
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I may have.... possibly have ... posted this before, so sincerest of apologies if I have. Barman/Snoopy, feel free to delete it if I have had an AFFS moment whistle:
Kylie Minogue's Banned Agent Provocateur Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHood00sNJU#ws)
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You have. This must be deleted instantly!!!
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I may have.... possibly have ... posted this before, so sincerest of apologies if I have. Barman/Snoopy, feel free to save it if I have had an AFFS moment whistle:
Kylie Minogue's Banned Agent Provocateur Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHood00sNJU#ws)
:thumbsup:
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Just for Steve to understand ........ Thumbs:
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Ah
ta
esp for the Vorderman clip eeek:
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Ah
ta
esp for the Vorderman clip eeek:
The nose bird........ rubschin:
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I wasn't looking at her nose
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You have. Now I've copied the link this must be deleted instantly!!!
whistle:
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For Growler .......
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2377075/Kylie-Minogue-shows-famous-derriere-holiday-leopard-print-swimsuit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2377075/Kylie-Minogue-shows-famous-derriere-holiday-leopard-print-swimsuit.html)
Thumbs:
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For Growler .......
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2377075/Kylie-Minogue-shows-famous-derriere-holiday-leopard-print-swimsuit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2377075/Kylie-Minogue-shows-famous-derriere-holiday-leopard-print-swimsuit.html)
Thumbs:
Thumbs:
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:thumbsup: cloud9:
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:thumbsup: cloud9:
I still prefer her sister like....
* looks up pictures of Dannii * Drool:
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Just in case the Bear looks in....... Thumbs:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2522275/Kylie-Minogue-45-shows-shes-got-shares-snap-colourful-stiletto-heels.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2522275/Kylie-Minogue-45-shows-shes-got-shares-snap-colourful-stiletto-heels.html)
whistle:
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Just in case the Bear looks in....... Thumbs:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2522275/Kylie-Minogue-45-shows-shes-got-shares-snap-colourful-stiletto-heels.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2522275/Kylie-Minogue-45-shows-shes-got-shares-snap-colourful-stiletto-heels.html)
whistle:
The Can't Get You Out Of My Head star looks to be wearing a black body as she lays on the floor surrounded by clothes.
eeek:
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Just in case the Bear looks in....... Thumbs:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2522275/Kylie-Minogue-45-shows-shes-got-shares-snap-colourful-stiletto-heels.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2522275/Kylie-Minogue-45-shows-shes-got-shares-snap-colourful-stiletto-heels.html)
whistle:
The Can't Get You Out Of My Head star looks to be wearing a black body as she lays on the floor surrounded by clothes.
eeek:
Filthy racists... noooo:
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Just in case the Bear looks in....... Thumbs:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2522275/Kylie-Minogue-45-shows-shes-got-shares-snap-colourful-stiletto-heels.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2522275/Kylie-Minogue-45-shows-shes-got-shares-snap-colourful-stiletto-heels.html)
whistle:
The Can't Get You Out Of My Head star looks to be wearing a black body as she lays on the floor surrounded by clothes.
eeek:
Filthy racists... noooo:
Hot Diggerty dog
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2534715/Kylie-Minogue-wears-black-leotard-sheer-shirt-not-shoots-new-video.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2534715/Kylie-Minogue-wears-black-leotard-sheer-shirt-not-shoots-new-video.html)
for the Bear........ Thumbs:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2534715/Kylie-Minogue-wears-black-leotard-sheer-shirt-not-shoots-new-video.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2534715/Kylie-Minogue-wears-black-leotard-sheer-shirt-not-shoots-new-video.html)
for the Bear........ Thumbs:
Pornstar shoes.... rubschin:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2534715/Kylie-Minogue-wears-black-leotard-sheer-shirt-not-shoots-new-video.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2534715/Kylie-Minogue-wears-black-leotard-sheer-shirt-not-shoots-new-video.html)
for the Bear........ Thumbs:
Pornstar shoes.... rubschin:
Gets on google ........ whistle:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2584879/Web-backlash-Kylie-45-gyrates-pop-video-Fans-criticise-raunchy-footage-argue-using-sex-mask-mediocre-quality-music.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2584879/Web-backlash-Kylie-45-gyrates-pop-video-Fans-criticise-raunchy-footage-argue-using-sex-mask-mediocre-quality-music.html)
She sings.... eeek:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2584879/Web-backlash-Kylie-45-gyrates-pop-video-Fans-criticise-raunchy-footage-argue-using-sex-mask-mediocre-quality-music.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2584879/Web-backlash-Kylie-45-gyrates-pop-video-Fans-criticise-raunchy-footage-argue-using-sex-mask-mediocre-quality-music.html)
She sings.... eeek:
Turned the sound off eh...? Thumbs:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2584879/Web-backlash-Kylie-45-gyrates-pop-video-Fans-criticise-raunchy-footage-argue-using-sex-mask-mediocre-quality-music.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2584879/Web-backlash-Kylie-45-gyrates-pop-video-Fans-criticise-raunchy-footage-argue-using-sex-mask-mediocre-quality-music.html)
She sings.... eeek:
Turned the sound off eh...? Thumbs:
;D ;D Thumbs:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2584879/Web-backlash-Kylie-45-gyrates-pop-video-Fans-criticise-raunchy-footage-argue-using-sex-mask-mediocre-quality-music.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2584879/Web-backlash-Kylie-45-gyrates-pop-video-Fans-criticise-raunchy-footage-argue-using-sex-mask-mediocre-quality-music.html)
She sings.... eeek:
Turned the sound off eh...? Thumbs:
Poor Growlers ticker. noooo: