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Title: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2014, 01:20:31 PM
Been invited to a wedding on Sunday ....free food n booze... cloud9:  they expect 3500 people.... eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2014, 01:23:52 PM
Been invited to a wedding on Sunday ....free food n booze... cloud9:  they expect 3500 people.... eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

You'll get fuck all food and booze prolly.... they only invite you for the envelope.....  point:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2014, 01:29:58 PM
Been invited to a wedding on Sunday ....free food n booze... cloud9:  they expect 3500 people.... eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

You'll get fuck all food and booze prolly.... they only invite you for the envelope.....  point:

No I actually know this guy (work along side him).....and it's one of my venues..... Thumbs:

Ileft the envelope at home..... whistle:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2014, 01:36:52 PM
Been invited to a wedding on Sunday ....free food n booze... cloud9:  they expect 3500 people.... eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

You'll get fuck all food and booze prolly.... they only invite you for the envelope.....  point:

No I actually know this guy (work along side him).....and it's one of my venues..... Thumbs:

Ileft the envelope at home..... whistle:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2014, 03:22:25 PM
Ah I see where this is going, "Apey, I'm really sorry to ask this but we didn't bother to hire a DJ because we knew we could con you into it the DJ we hired has cancelled at the last minute. Can you do it for us.....?"

 whistle:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2014, 03:24:00 PM
That had crossed my mind too  whistle:  And then Foggy will have to pole dance or something  noooo:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2014, 03:26:13 PM
Ah I see where this is going, "Apey, I'm really sorry to ask this but we didn't bother to hire a DJ because we knew we could con you into it the DJ we hired has cancelled at the last minute. Can you do it for us.....?"

 whistle:

I did offer ....... angel1  but they want greek music too....I have loads of it ...but could be playing the birdie dance or a funeral march for all I know...... noooo:




(the real reason I offered is because every wedding company in Cyprus is going  whistle: )
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Baldy on September 03, 2014, 04:37:39 PM
That had crossed my mind too  whistle:  And then Foggy will have to pole dance or something  noooo:

Scaffolding required.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2014, 04:38:46 PM
 scared: scared:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2014, 05:17:54 PM
Yes, crossing Nick's mind can be very precarious  whistle:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2014, 05:26:58 PM
Yes, crossing Nick's mind can be very precarious  whistle:

True, but it's one of the shortest journeys in the western hemisphere.  whistle:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2014, 05:29:21 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 03, 2014, 08:21:04 PM
Yes, crossing Nick's mind can be very precarious  whistle:
Quick though.
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2014, 07:04:43 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2014, 06:59:48 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2014, 06:39:14 PM
How much to put in the envelope........ rubschin:  I work with him (for 6 years) but not really friends...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2014, 06:42:29 PM
Do you have to say who it's from? whistle:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2014, 06:42:53 PM
How much to put in the envelope........ rubschin:  I work with him (for 6 years) but not really friends...... rubschin:

an IOU then
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2014, 06:44:55 PM
Do you have to say who it's from? whistle:

No......... Thumbs:   unless you put a lot in ........ rubschin:  how many coins can those tiny envelopes take... rubschin:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2014, 06:45:10 PM
There is a big fat Greek wedding on the football pitch tonight.... ::)

When we went out last night they had two tankers of water washing down the road outside the house... shame it rained....  noooo:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2014, 06:45:45 PM
How much to put in the envelope........ rubschin:  I work with him (for 6 years) but not really friends...... rubschin:

€50 minimum.... and they know.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2014, 06:46:31 PM
There is a big fat Greek wedding on the football pitch tonight.... ::)

When we went out last night they had two tankers of water washing down the road outside the house... shame it rained....  noooo:

Keeping you up....... whistle:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2014, 06:47:01 PM
Foggy raffle time  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2014, 06:47:07 PM
There is a big fat Greek wedding on the football pitch tonight.... ::)

When we went out last night they had two tankers of water washing down the road outside the house... shame it rained....  noooo:

Keeping you up....... whistle:

yes...  evil:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2014, 06:47:49 PM
How much to put in the envelope........ rubschin:  I work with him (for 6 years) but not really friends...... rubschin:

€50 minimum.... and they know.....  whistle:

 Shocked:  I don't have enuf carrier bags......... evil:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Baldy on September 06, 2014, 06:49:36 PM
How much to put in the envelope........ rubschin:  I work with him (for 6 years) but not really friends...... rubschin:

€50 minimum.... and they know.....  whistle:

 Shocked:  I don't have enuf carrier bags......... evil:

Do not put your name on the envelope and give them Monopoly munny.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2014, 06:51:20 PM
How much to put in the envelope........ rubschin:  I work with him (for 6 years) but not really friends...... rubschin:

€50 minimum.... and they know.....  whistle:

 Shocked:  I don't have enuf carrier bags......... evil:

Do not put your name on the envelope and give them Monopoly munny.  Thumbs:


 Thumbs:  well he is a photographer.........how much is 35 mill these days........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2014, 10:05:41 PM
How much to put in the envelope........ rubschin:  I work with him (for 6 years) but not really friends...... rubschin:

€50 minimum.... and they know.....  whistle:

 Shocked:  I don't have enuf carrier bags......... evil:

I can see the contents of the envelope now:

" Happy wedding. I.O.U. £50 £40 £30 £20 £10 £5. From Padlock Pockets"

 whistle:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 07, 2014, 09:27:43 AM
Foggy raffle time  :thumbsup:

"Who gave 50p"

"They all did"

 whistle:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 07, 2014, 04:34:09 PM
I had to shave on a weekend..... evil:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2014, 04:40:57 PM
Which bit?
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 07, 2014, 04:42:02 PM
Which bit?

My face......I don't shave weekends... evil:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2014, 04:49:43 PM
Foggy raffle time  :thumbsup:

"Who gave 50p"

"They all did"

 whistle:

 drumroll:

 ;D
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Baldy on September 07, 2014, 05:22:52 PM
Foggy raffle time  :thumbsup:

"Who gave 50p"

"They all did"

 whistle:

AFFS.  noooo:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2014, 06:39:16 PM
I had to shave on a weekend..... evil:

Smoothest your palms have been in ages  whistle:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 07, 2014, 09:34:03 PM
Twas a good night ......about 5000 turned up...... eeek:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2014, 10:38:46 PM
Twas a good night ......about 5000 turned up...... eeek:
eeek:

go well?
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2014, 10:44:41 PM
Twas a good night ......about 5000 turned up...... eeek:

No free buffet for you then  eeek:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 08, 2014, 09:29:02 AM
Twas a good night ......about 5000 turned up...... eeek:

No free buffet for you then  eeek:

Oh noes food n beer......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 08, 2014, 10:04:59 AM
Twas a good night ......about 5000 turned up...... eeek:

Bet you wish you had supplied the plates for smashing.
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 08, 2014, 10:06:12 AM
Twas a good night ......about 5000 turned up...... eeek:

Bet you wish you had supplied the plates for smashing.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2014, 11:02:20 AM
Twas a good night ......about 5000 turned up...... eeek:

No free buffet for you then  eeek:

Oh noes food n beer......... Thumbs:

And plastic bags in pockets.... ::)
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: apc2010 on September 08, 2014, 11:04:59 AM
Twas a good night ......about 5000 turned up...... eeek:

No free buffet for you then  eeek:

Oh noes food n beer......... Thumbs:

And plastic bags in pockets.... ::)

No need ...it was one of my venues ..only person except the bride n groom to get table service....... cloud9:
Title: Re: Big Fat Greek Wedding...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2014, 05:17:25 PM
Didn't trust you not to walk of with half the buffet you say.... rubschin: