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Title: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2014, 12:24:55 PM
Nursey calls from the Quackter. Time for my annual check up it seems. What annual check up? Anyhoo, she has a nice arse and nice uniform so why not? SHe wants blood samples  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2014, 12:26:58 PM
Nursey calls from the Quackter. Time for my annual check up it seems. What annual check up? Anyhoo, she has a nice arse and nice uniform so why not? SHe wants blood samples  scared2: scared2:

I'll give you the results without the bloods...

"Mr. nick, you smoke too much, drink too much and don't exercise enough"

OK?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2014, 12:29:45 PM
Um, exactly  redface: redface:  Might just tell her that when I get there  :thumbsup:

I bet she makes me fill in the alcohol intake chart which everyone lies about  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2014, 12:31:08 PM
I wonder if complaining that I have a poorly willy would trigger an examination  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2014, 12:31:41 PM
Um, exactly  redface: redface:  Might just tell her that when I get there  :thumbsup:

I bet she makes me fill in the alcohol intake chart which everyone lies about  noooo: noooo:

I 'spec they just double/treble whatever you say based on how red your nose is....  noooo:

Prolly quadruple it in your case....  point:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2014, 02:59:35 PM
I wonder if complaining that I have a poorly willy would trigger an examination  rubschin: rubschin:

Yes but she will call a consult from her colleague Geoffrey to do it...  whistle:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2014, 03:01:18 PM
Where is Nurse Tipsy?  evil: evil:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2014, 03:17:13 PM
Where is Nurse Tipsy?  evil: evil:

Hiding!  point:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2014, 03:33:41 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2014, 03:38:35 PM
Where is Nurse Tipsy?  evil: evil:

She's gone off with Nurse Boogsy, Nurse Tipsy and Nurse Miss D to find the REALLY big bore needles to take your blood samples....   whistle:

Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2014, 03:56:52 PM
Where is Nurse Tipsy?  evil: evil:

She's gone off with Nurse Boogsy, Nurse Tipsy and Nurse Miss D to find the REALLY big bore needles to take your blood samples....   whistle:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2014, 03:59:15 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2014, 04:42:06 PM
I wonder if complaining that I have a poorly willy would trigger an examination  rubschin: rubschin:

Yes but she will call a consult from her colleague Geoffrey to do it...  whistle:
And he'll have those mini tubes of KY ready for the prostate exam
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2014, 04:45:10 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2014, 05:00:39 PM
eeek:

 point:

Mr. Steve has a point.... they always do that once you are past a 'certain age'......  whistle:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2014, 05:04:39 PM
Is that why LL has Marigolds?  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2014, 05:07:41 PM
First time I had me prostate checked it was by a woman.  That had the advantage that I knew it really was her finger . . . .

Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2014, 06:20:09 PM
First time I had me prostate checked it was by a woman.  That had the advantage that I knew it really was her finger . . . .

 drumroll:   lol:

Unlike Geoffrey having both hands on his shoulders to 'steady' Nick.  noooo:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2014, 06:26:34 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
First time I had me prostate checked it was by a woman.  That had the advantage that I knew it really was her finger . . . .

happy001
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2014, 06:53:41 PM
 sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 02, 2014, 06:32:53 PM
You should really worry about the "tiny" camera they're going to use to look at the prostate. . .
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2014, 06:34:47 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2014, 09:18:36 AM
Nurse is babetastic  cloud9:
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2014, 09:33:07 AM
Nurse is babetastic  cloud9:

Of course... ::)
Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 06, 2014, 11:21:11 PM
You should really worry about the "tiny" camera they're going to use to look at the prostate. . .

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Title: Re: The annual check up
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2014, 04:14:32 AM
You should really worry about the "tiny" camera they're going to use to look at the prostate. . .

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 ;D