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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on August 01, 2014, 12:24:55 PM
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Nursey calls from the Quackter. Time for my annual check up it seems. What annual check up? Anyhoo, she has a nice arse and nice uniform so why not? SHe wants blood samples scared2: scared2:
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Nursey calls from the Quackter. Time for my annual check up it seems. What annual check up? Anyhoo, she has a nice arse and nice uniform so why not? SHe wants blood samples scared2: scared2:
I'll give you the results without the bloods...
"Mr. nick, you smoke too much, drink too much and don't exercise enough"
OK? Thumbs:
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Um, exactly redface: redface: Might just tell her that when I get there :thumbsup:
I bet she makes me fill in the alcohol intake chart which everyone lies about noooo: noooo:
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I wonder if complaining that I have a poorly willy would trigger an examination rubschin: rubschin:
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Um, exactly redface: redface: Might just tell her that when I get there :thumbsup:
I bet she makes me fill in the alcohol intake chart which everyone lies about noooo: noooo:
I 'spec they just double/treble whatever you say based on how red your nose is.... noooo:
Prolly quadruple it in your case.... point:
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I wonder if complaining that I have a poorly willy would trigger an examination rubschin: rubschin:
Yes but she will call a consult from her colleague Geoffrey to do it... whistle:
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Where is Nurse Tipsy? evil: evil:
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Where is Nurse Tipsy? evil: evil:
Hiding! point:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Where is Nurse Tipsy? evil: evil:
She's gone off with Nurse Boogsy, Nurse Tipsy and Nurse Miss D to find the REALLY big bore needles to take your blood samples.... whistle:
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Where is Nurse Tipsy? evil: evil:
She's gone off with Nurse Boogsy, Nurse Tipsy and Nurse Miss D to find the REALLY big bore needles to take your blood samples.... whistle:
Shocked:
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sad24: sad24: sad24:
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I wonder if complaining that I have a poorly willy would trigger an examination rubschin: rubschin:
Yes but she will call a consult from her colleague Geoffrey to do it... whistle:
And he'll have those mini tubes of KY ready for the prostate exam
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Mr. Steve has a point.... they always do that once you are past a 'certain age'...... whistle:
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Is that why LL has Marigolds? rubschin: rubschin:
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First time I had me prostate checked it was by a woman. That had the advantage that I knew it really was her finger . . . .
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First time I had me prostate checked it was by a woman. That had the advantage that I knew it really was her finger . . . .
drumroll: lol:
Unlike Geoffrey having both hands on his shoulders to 'steady' Nick. noooo:
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First time I had me prostate checked it was by a woman. That had the advantage that I knew it really was her finger . . . .
happy001
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You should really worry about the "tiny" camera they're going to use to look at the prostate. . .
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Nurse is babetastic cloud9:
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Nurse is babetastic cloud9:
Of course... ::)
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You should really worry about the "tiny" camera they're going to use to look at the prostate. . .
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.videotopsecrets.com%2Fimages%2Fearly_tv_camera.jpg&hash=eeb5cce55376723ee71413f980e1b1fcdf478598)
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You should really worry about the "tiny" camera they're going to use to look at the prostate. . .
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.videotopsecrets.com%2Fimages%2Fearly_tv_camera.jpg&hash=eeb5cce55376723ee71413f980e1b1fcdf478598)
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