The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on July 29, 2014, 02:17:56 PM
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Feck moi!! My accountant said I owed them squillions!! They have no record!!! Party Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Feck moi!! My accountant said I owed them squillions!! They have no record!!! Party Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Borrow us a fiver like! Thumbs:
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No offers on LL then? noooo: noooo:
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No offers on LL then? noooo: noooo:
noooo:
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Checked with my accountant. SHe says to pay £12000 on account, like Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
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Checked with my accountant. SHe says to pay £12000 on account, like Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Borrow us £12,000 like! Thumbs:
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Put LL on Fleabay evil: evil:
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Put LL on Fleabay evil: evil:
Twelve thousand times....? ::)
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Yes, put her in your shredder :thumbsup:
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Yes, put her in your shredder :thumbsup:
rubschin:
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Pretend it's a game :thumbsup:
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Pretend it's a game :thumbsup:
You put yer right arm in.... etc...? rubschin:
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Zackly :thumbsup:
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Checked with my accountant. SHe says to pay £12000 on account, like Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
No student discount ..... rubschin:
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She got it down to £4800 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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She got it down to £4800 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Lend us 7 200 quid then.............. Thumbs:
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noooo: noooo:
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She got it down to £4800 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
The Boy's yearly phone bill.......... rubschin:
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eeek: eeek:
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She got it down to £4800 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
The Boy's yearly phone bill.......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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She got it down to £4800 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
The Boy's yearly internet porn bill.......... rubschin:
eeek:
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She got it down to £4800 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
The Boy's yearly internet porn bill.......... rubschin:
eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
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I suspect Daniella may be giving him a helping hand .....................
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I suspect Daniella may be giving him a helping hand .....................
drumroll:
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Every which way you turn you get fleeced evil:
We are currently buying out the mad ex from blokeys house and I will be put on the deeds instead. Even though no one is actually moving anywhere we still have to pay feckin stamp duty because she is receiving money evil:
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cloud9: I shall buy an new hat cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Yep ...The Brat will be staying where she is for the next year or two and I will leave home. Perfick solution :thumbsup:
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Hat
Suit
Flowers
Confetti
Toaster
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Hat
Suit
Flowers
Confetti
Toaster
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DJ......... whistle: wait isn't her brother one........... rubschin:
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VP Party and FREE BAR. Miss C can supply live chickens :thumbsup:
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VP Party and FREE BAR. Miss C can supply live chickens :thumbsup:
Shocked:
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My accountant's bill arrived sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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My accountant's bill arrived sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
point: point: point:
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My accountant's bill arrived sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Hopefully it's tax deductible
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Most of it :thumbsup:
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Most of it :thumbsup:
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Do you also do the wheeze of having an AGM (in an expensive restaurant of course)?
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rubschin:............................................ angel1
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rubschin:............................................ angel1
;D Seems you know the wheeze. For the benefit of others:
Someone I know is effectively self employed but instead formed a company that takes the contracts, pays him no salary and instead pays him and his wife rather large dividends each year (taxed lower than salary). Once a year they go to a good restaurant for their AGM, book the cost against the company (so no tax on that) and produce a set of minutes that essentially say "the accounts and dividends were approved as were the plans for the next year"
He thinks it would be pushing it to have a strategic planning away day (aka their long haul holiday) but I reckon that would work too
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Take miss I up the Maldives, you say rubschin:
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Take miss I up the Maldives, you say rubschin:
worth a try
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cloud9: