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Title: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2014, 11:41:54 AM
Miss T got a taxi home last night got a puncture .......went to go for a meeting today..I got a puncture............ Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2014, 11:46:48 AM
Buy some decent tyres  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Oh.......... redface:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2014, 11:48:25 AM
Buy some decent tyres  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Oh.......... redface:

I don't own the taxi..... cussing:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2014, 12:08:39 PM
Maybe you should pay more for a decent taxi  rubschin:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2014, 12:10:47 PM
 scared: scared:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2014, 12:22:43 PM
I am spending 50 snotters on taxis today......... cussing:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2014, 12:33:07 PM
Buy some decent tyres  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Oh.......... redface:

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Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2014, 12:47:46 PM
See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me....... cloud9:...
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2014, 12:48:26 PM
See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me with chewing gum....... cloud9:...

 noooo:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2014, 12:52:11 PM
See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me with chewing gum....... cloud9:...

 noooo:

The thing is he gets charged a tenner for a repair ..he is a mechanic .......I get charged a fiver coz I am a reguaar customer...... evil:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2014, 12:53:35 PM
Does he usually repair your tyres then?  whistle:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2014, 12:56:27 PM
See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me with chewing gum....... cloud9:...

 noooo:

The thing is he gets charged a tenner for a repair ..he is a mechanic .......I get charged a fiver coz I am a reguaar customer...... evil:

At BM's Nail Bar?
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2014, 01:14:54 PM
See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me with chewing gum....... cloud9:...

 noooo:

The thing is he gets charged a tenner for a repair ..he is a mechanic .......I get charged a fiver coz I am a reguaar customer...... evil:

At BM's Nail Bar?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2014, 06:19:30 PM
See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me with chewing gum....... cloud9:...

 noooo:

The thing is he gets charged a tenner for a repair ..he is a mechanic .......I get charged a fiver coz I am a reguaar customer...... evil:

It is only three snotters where I go......and it is propper fixed like(does not go pop after a couple of weeks, again  noooo:).  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2014, 06:41:07 PM
He needs some slime like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2014, 06:45:20 PM
He needs some slime like....  whistle:

Tyre milk?
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2014, 06:49:28 PM
He needs some slime like....  whistle:

Tyre milk?

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on August 02, 2014, 05:53:02 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2014, 05:54:26 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on August 02, 2014, 05:56:27 PM
Popcorn:

I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2014, 07:03:48 PM
Popcorn:

I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:

Well, you'd be the perfect case study.....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Baldy on August 02, 2014, 08:19:10 PM
Popcorn:

I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:

Do they require you to invest some munny in this opportunity?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on August 02, 2014, 08:35:45 PM
Popcorn:

I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:

Do they require you to invest some munny in this opportunity?  rubschin:

 evil:    but actually not alot it's the sole rights which is the problem......... noooo:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Baldy on August 02, 2014, 09:11:05 PM
Popcorn:

I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:

Do they require you to invest some munny in this opportunity?  rubschin:

 evil:    but actually not alot it's the sole rights which is the problem......... noooo:

Take it out of Foggy's allowance...I am sure she will be impressed.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2014, 04:19:49 AM
Popcorn:

I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:

Do they require you to invest some munny in this opportunity?  rubschin:

 evil:    but actually not alot it's the sole rights which is the problem......... noooo:

No, it is the aerosol rights! happy002
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2014, 01:10:42 PM
Another one......... Banghead   got to pay for a lift to work now....... cussing:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Baldy on August 04, 2014, 04:24:44 PM
Another one......... Banghead   got to pay for a lift to work now....... cussing:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2014, 04:26:02 PM
WTF is it with your car? No one has that many punctures. Sounds like sabotage  rubschin:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2014, 04:26:34 PM
WTF is it with your car? No one has that many punctures. Sounds like cheap tyres  rubschin:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Baldy on August 04, 2014, 04:28:08 PM
WTF is it with your car? No one has that many punctures. Sounds like cheap tyres worn down to the steel belts. rubschin:

 whistle:

 whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2014, 04:36:47 PM
WTF is it with your car? No one has that many punctures. Sounds like cheap tyres worn down to the steel belts and then the steel belts sold for scrap. rubschin:

 whistle:

 whistle: whistle:

 whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2014, 05:23:20 PM
Another one......... Banghead   got to pay for a lift to work now....... cussing:
sounds like you have a clumsy builder nearby with a screw or fifty loose on the road. 
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2014, 11:22:36 AM
WTF is it with your car? No one has that many punctures. Sounds like cheap tyres worn down to the steel belts and then the steel belts sold for scrap. rubschin:

 whistle:

 whistle: whistle:

 whistle: whistle: whistle:

Nick is able to comment about someone else's mishaps???  Shocked:

 whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2014, 12:05:19 PM
Another one......... Banghead   got to pay for a lift to work now....... cussing:
sounds like you have a clumsy builder nearby with a screw or fifty loose on the road.

Zactly..... cussing:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2014, 03:42:22 PM
To the tune of Spin Doctors - 2 Princes, feel free to continue it...  whistle:

One, Two, punctures here before you
That's what I said yeah
The price of new tyres it does appaul you
That's some bread yeah
Undo the padlocks on your pockets
Red letter day yeah
Buy Goodyears, and this time don't you knock it
No bargain bins yeah
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2014, 05:16:38 PM
For the first time in 100,000 miles on this car, I've taken a pair of front tyres right through to "worn out" state (~25,000 miles)

£323 to replace them   cry:      Probably get a screw through them in their first week
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2014, 05:19:08 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 08, 2014, 11:22:04 PM
For the first time in 100,000 miles on this car, I've taken a pair of front tyres right through to "worn out" state (~25,000 miles)

£323 to replace them   cry:      Probably get a screw through them in their first week
eeek: eeek:
They saw you coming, I only pay £280 for a pair on a Ranger Rover.

Have you considered investing in turnip futures?
I am sure BM will confirm they are a great place for your money.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2014, 12:17:42 AM
For the first time in 100,000 miles on this car, I've taken a pair of front tyres right through to "worn out" state (~25,000 miles)

£323 to replace them   cry:      Probably get a screw through them in their first week
eeek: eeek:
They saw you coming, I only pay £280 for a pair on a Ranger Rover.

Have you considered investing in turnip futures?
I am sure BM will confirm they are a great place for your money.  :thumbsup:

Yes I can get Pirelli Range Rover tyres for £255 a pair off Kwik Fit but a 60 profile tyre won't fit my car.  Needs to be 45 profile and W speed spec.    My garage is cheaper than Kwik Fit and it's the proper Bridgestone spec tyre. 

Turnip futures?  I predict a boost in demand around Burns night

Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2014, 06:02:25 AM
For the first time in 100,000 miles on this car, I've taken a pair of front tyres right through to "worn out" state (~25,000 miles)

£323 to replace them   cry:      Probably get a screw through them in their first week
eeek: eeek:
They saw you coming, I only pay £280 for a pair on a Ranger Rover.

Have you considered investing in turnip futures?
I am sure BM will confirm they are a great place for your money.  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2014, 11:24:49 AM
Two more cars in my road have punctures.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2014, 11:30:13 AM
Two more cars in my road have punctures.......... rubschin:

 angel1
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2014, 11:39:32 AM
Two more cars in my road have punctures.......... rubschin:

 angel1

One is the developer at the end of the road ......he just used his other Merc....... evil:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2014, 07:51:06 PM
Two more cars in my road have had their tyres swapped with my gubbed ones punctures..........  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2015, 04:46:03 PM
2 more cars in my road got punctures.......... scared2:   
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2015, 04:53:35 PM
2 more cars in my road got punctures.......... scared2:   
any evidence of nails or screws from clumsy builders?
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2015, 05:01:17 PM
2 more cars in my road got punctures.......... scared2:   
any evidence of nails or screws from clumsy builders?

It's dark now will check tomorrow....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2015, 05:02:28 PM
Has BM been out shooting lately? rubschin:
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2015, 05:09:15 PM
Has BM been out shooting lately? rubschin:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Two Punctures.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2015, 05:29:42 PM
2 more cars in my road got punctures.......... scared2:

Translation: I needed 2 new tyres...  rubschin: