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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on July 29, 2014, 11:41:54 AM
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Miss T got a taxi home last night got a puncture .......went to go for a meeting today..I got a puncture............ Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Buy some decent tyres :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh.......... redface:
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Buy some decent tyres :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh.......... redface:
I don't own the taxi..... cussing:
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Maybe you should pay more for a decent taxi rubschin:
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scared: scared:
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I am spending 50 snotters on taxis today......... cussing:
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Buy some decent tyres :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Oh.......... redface:
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See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me....... cloud9:...
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See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me with chewing gum....... cloud9:...
noooo:
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See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me with chewing gum....... cloud9:...
noooo:
The thing is he gets charged a tenner for a repair ..he is a mechanic .......I get charged a fiver coz I am a reguaar customer...... evil:
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Does he usually repair your tyres then? whistle:
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See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me with chewing gum....... cloud9:...
noooo:
The thing is he gets charged a tenner for a repair ..he is a mechanic .......I get charged a fiver coz I am a reguaar customer...... evil:
At BM's Nail Bar?
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See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me with chewing gum....... cloud9:...
noooo:
The thing is he gets charged a tenner for a repair ..he is a mechanic .......I get charged a fiver coz I am a reguaar customer...... evil:
At BM's Nail Bar?
lol: lol: lol:
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See the good friend thread ...........he is coming round when I am at work and fixing it for me with chewing gum....... cloud9:...
noooo:
The thing is he gets charged a tenner for a repair ..he is a mechanic .......I get charged a fiver coz I am a reguaar customer...... evil:
It is only three snotters where I go......and it is propper fixed like(does not go pop after a couple of weeks, again noooo:). Thumbs:
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He needs some slime like.... whistle:
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He needs some slime like.... whistle:
Tyre milk?
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He needs some slime like.... whistle:
Tyre milk?
Thumbs:
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cussing:
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Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:
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Popcorn:
I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:
Well, you'd be the perfect case study..... Thumbs:
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Popcorn:
I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:
Do they require you to invest some munny in this opportunity? rubschin:
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Popcorn:
I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:
Do they require you to invest some munny in this opportunity? rubschin:
evil: but actually not alot it's the sole rights which is the problem......... noooo:
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Popcorn:
I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:
Do they require you to invest some munny in this opportunity? rubschin:
evil: but actually not alot it's the sole rights which is the problem......... noooo:
Take it out of Foggy's allowance...I am sure she will be impressed. Thumbs:
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Popcorn:
I have been trying to get sole rights to import tyre-milk here for 2 years.............. cussing:
Do they require you to invest some munny in this opportunity? rubschin:
evil: but actually not alot it's the sole rights which is the problem......... noooo:
No, it is the aerosol rights! happy002
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Another one......... Banghead got to pay for a lift to work now....... cussing:
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Another one......... Banghead got to pay for a lift to work now....... cussing:
noooo: noooo:
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WTF is it with your car? No one has that many punctures. Sounds like sabotage rubschin:
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WTF is it with your car? No one has that many punctures. Sounds like cheap tyres rubschin:
whistle:
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WTF is it with your car? No one has that many punctures. Sounds like cheap tyres worn down to the steel belts. rubschin:
whistle:
whistle: whistle:
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WTF is it with your car? No one has that many punctures. Sounds like cheap tyres worn down to the steel belts and then the steel belts sold for scrap. rubschin:
whistle:
whistle: whistle:
whistle: whistle: whistle:
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Another one......... Banghead got to pay for a lift to work now....... cussing:
sounds like you have a clumsy builder nearby with a screw or fifty loose on the road.
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WTF is it with your car? No one has that many punctures. Sounds like cheap tyres worn down to the steel belts and then the steel belts sold for scrap. rubschin:
whistle:
whistle: whistle:
whistle: whistle: whistle:
Nick is able to comment about someone else's mishaps??? Shocked:
whistle: whistle: whistle: whistle:
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Another one......... Banghead got to pay for a lift to work now....... cussing:
sounds like you have a clumsy builder nearby with a screw or fifty loose on the road.
Zactly..... cussing:
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To the tune of Spin Doctors - 2 Princes, feel free to continue it... whistle:
One, Two, punctures here before you
That's what I said yeah
The price of new tyres it does appaul you
That's some bread yeah
Undo the padlocks on your pockets
Red letter day yeah
Buy Goodyears, and this time don't you knock it
No bargain bins yeah
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For the first time in 100,000 miles on this car, I've taken a pair of front tyres right through to "worn out" state (~25,000 miles)
£323 to replace them cry: Probably get a screw through them in their first week
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Shocked:
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For the first time in 100,000 miles on this car, I've taken a pair of front tyres right through to "worn out" state (~25,000 miles)
£323 to replace them cry: Probably get a screw through them in their first week
eeek: eeek:
They saw you coming, I only pay £280 for a pair on a Ranger Rover.
Have you considered investing in turnip futures?
I am sure BM will confirm they are a great place for your money. :thumbsup:
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For the first time in 100,000 miles on this car, I've taken a pair of front tyres right through to "worn out" state (~25,000 miles)
£323 to replace them cry: Probably get a screw through them in their first week
eeek: eeek:
They saw you coming, I only pay £280 for a pair on a Ranger Rover.
Have you considered investing in turnip futures?
I am sure BM will confirm they are a great place for your money. :thumbsup:
Yes I can get Pirelli Range Rover tyres for £255 a pair off Kwik Fit but a 60 profile tyre won't fit my car. Needs to be 45 profile and W speed spec. My garage is cheaper than Kwik Fit and it's the proper Bridgestone spec tyre.
Turnip futures? I predict a boost in demand around Burns night
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For the first time in 100,000 miles on this car, I've taken a pair of front tyres right through to "worn out" state (~25,000 miles)
£323 to replace them cry: Probably get a screw through them in their first week
eeek: eeek:
They saw you coming, I only pay £280 for a pair on a Ranger Rover.
Have you considered investing in turnip futures?
I am sure BM will confirm they are a great place for your money. :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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Two more cars in my road have punctures.......... rubschin:
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Two more cars in my road have punctures.......... rubschin:
angel1
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Two more cars in my road have punctures.......... rubschin:
angel1
One is the developer at the end of the road ......he just used his other Merc....... evil:
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Two more cars in my road have had their tyres swapped with my gubbed ones punctures.......... whistle:
rubschin:
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2 more cars in my road got punctures.......... scared2:
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2 more cars in my road got punctures.......... scared2:
any evidence of nails or screws from clumsy builders?
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2 more cars in my road got punctures.......... scared2:
any evidence of nails or screws from clumsy builders?
It's dark now will check tomorrow....... rubschin:
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Has BM been out shooting lately? rubschin:
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Has BM been out shooting lately? rubschin:
;D ;D
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2 more cars in my road got punctures.......... scared2:
Translation: I needed 2 new tyres... rubschin: