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Title: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2014, 06:57:55 PM
Friday!

Want to take a present in for my team to share. There are 9.

Chocs?
Collapso?
Individual toys  eyes:
Not too pricey but fun

They are terrific and 3 stand to lose their jobs.  sad24: But will do well.

Any more suggestions welcome.

Baldy can fuck off!  angel1
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2014, 07:00:07 PM
Friday!

Want to take a present in for my team to share. There are 9.

Chocs?
Collapso?
Individual toys  eyes:
Not too pricey but fun

They are terrific and 3 stand to lode their jobs.  sad24: But will do well.

Any more suggestions welcome.

Baldy can fuck off!  angel1

Are you the mother lode...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2014, 07:00:53 PM
Twiglets......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2014, 07:01:11 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2014, 07:04:04 PM
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Well it is marmite-on-trent.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2014, 07:14:20 PM
How about lucky turnips, I'm sure Darwin could do you a bulk discount.  whistle:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2014, 07:16:40 PM
 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2014, 07:21:54 PM
Friday!

Want to take a present in for my team to share. There are 9.

Chocs?
Collapso?
Individual toys  eyes:
Not too pricey but fun

They are terrific and 3 stand to lose their jobs.  sad24: But will do well.

Any more suggestions welcome.

Baldy can fuck off!  angel1
Is there anywhere near you that does Krispy Kreme Donuts?  You could get a mixed box of 12 in all sorts of colours and combinations, no donuts have more than 1,000 calories each

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Several Tescos and IIRC Moto service stations have Krispy Kreme cabinets


or there's Millies Cookies wot do Muffins as well
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2014, 07:37:55 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2014, 07:46:45 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

They would prefer twiglets........ noooo:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2014, 07:51:34 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
I would prefer twiglets........ noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2014, 08:03:26 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

http://www.krispykreme.co.uk/store-locator/ (http://www.krispykreme.co.uk/store-locator/)
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2014, 08:08:06 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Jacobs-Twiglets-45g/dp/B000VICB76 (http://www.amazon.com/Jacobs-Twiglets-45g/dp/B000VICB76)



 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2014, 08:10:23 PM
Buy them some edible goodies and a lottery or scratch card each  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2014, 08:12:50 PM
Buy them some edible goodies and a lottery or scratch card each  :thumbsup:

Nick could bake them a cake .......... Thumbs:



goodies and a lottery all-in-one........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2014, 08:22:50 PM
http://www.cakeholetutbury.co.uk/cakes/ (http://www.cakeholetutbury.co.uk/cakes/)

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2014, 08:33:41 PM
http://www.cakeholetutbury.co.uk/cakes/ (http://www.cakeholetutbury.co.uk/cakes/)

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

what could postibly go wrong?

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Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2014, 08:36:55 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2014, 08:39:25 PM
eeek:

It's the thought that counts.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: boogs on June 25, 2014, 10:29:55 PM
http://www.thecheesecakeshop.co.uk/Default.aspx (http://www.thecheesecakeshop.co.uk/Default.aspx)

Just round the corner  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2014, 10:46:23 PM
Buy them some edible goodies and a lottery or scratch card each  :thumbsup:

Nick could bake them a cake .......... Thumbs:



goodies and Russian Roulette all-in-one........ rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2014, 05:17:40 AM
Buy them some edible goodies and a lottery or scratch card each  :thumbsup:

Nick could bake them a cake .......... Thumbs:



goodies and a lottery all-in-one........ rubschin:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 26, 2014, 07:53:14 AM
Friday!

Want to take a present in for my team to share. There are 9.

Chocs?
Collapso?
Individual toys  eyes:
Not too pricey but fun

They are terrific and 3 stand to lode their jobs.  sad24: But will do well.

Any more suggestions welcome.

Baldy can fuck off!  angel1

Are you the mother lode...?  rubschin:
:thumbsup:
I definitely heard one of them say "That Nick is a Lode"
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2014, 04:09:52 PM
Had to do gift stuff a day early as they are all out tomorrow.

Problem solved triumphantly  angel1 angel1

One donkey shaped pinata stuffed with chocs and toys (tiaras for the laydees, elastic band powered aeroplanes for the boys, balloons and some sugar mice).

Tied it to a hook in the ceiling and borrowed a large brolly from the PA.

They took turns in trying to whack it (blindfolded) till it exploded  cloud9:

One computer screen slightly damaged  redface:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2014, 04:32:11 PM
Had to do gift stuff a day early as they are all out tomorrow.

Problem solved triumphantly  angel1 angel1

One donkey shaped pinata stuffed with chocs and toys (tiaras for the laydees, elastic band powered aeroplanes for the boys, balloons and some sugar mice).

Tied it to a hook in the ceiling and borrowed a large brolly from the PA.

They took turns in trying to whack it (blindfolded) till it exploded  cloud9:

One computer screen slightly damaged  redface:
:thumbsup:

brilliant

You won't be forgotten easily
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: boogs on June 26, 2014, 04:32:47 PM
Had to do gift stuff a day early as they are all out tomorrow.

Problem solved triumphantly  angel1 angel1

One donkey shaped pinata stuffed with chocs and toys (tiaras for the laydees, elastic band powered aeroplanes for the boys, balloons and some sugar mice).

Tied it to a hook in the ceiling and borrowed a large brolly from the PA.

They took turns in trying to whack it (blindfolded) till it exploded  cloud9:

One computer screen slightly damaged  redface:

Good original thinking that man :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2014, 04:37:09 PM
They were like kids  :thumbsup:  Pity some of them won't have jobs in 2 weeks  noooo:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2014, 04:37:55 PM
Had to do gift stuff a day early as they are all out tomorrow.

Problem solved triumphantly  angel1 angel1

One donkey shaped pinata stuffed with chocs and toys (tiaras for the laydees, elastic band powered aeroplanes for the boys, balloons and some sugar mice).

Tied it to a hook in the ceiling and borrowed a large brolly from the PA.

They took turns in trying to whack it (blindfolded) till it exploded  cloud9:

One computer screen slightly damaged  redface:
:thumbsup:

brilliant

You won't be forgotten easily

Who won't...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2014, 05:20:49 PM
 evil:

I may be back there in September (same terms  whistle:)
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2014, 05:25:39 PM
evil:

I may be back there in September (same terms  whistle:)

 :thumbsup:

So apart from Ramadan in Morocco what do July and August have in store?
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2014, 05:26:29 PM
Had to do gift stuff a day early as they are all out tomorrow.

Problem solved triumphantly  angel1 angel1

One donkey shaped pinata stuffed with chocs and toys (tiaras for the laydees, elastic band powered aeroplanes for the boys, balloons and some sugar mice).

Tied it to a hook in the ceiling and borrowed a large brolly from the PA.

They took turns in trying to whack it (blindfolded) till it exploded  cloud9:

One computer screen slightly damaged  redface:

Translation: I missed entirely and sent a monitor flying instead.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2014, 05:27:16 PM
evil:

I may be back there in September (same terms  whistle:)

 :thumbsup:

So apart from Ramadan in Morocco what do July and August have in store?
Have to do some werk for my university course  whistle:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2014, 05:34:40 PM
evil:

I may be back there in September (same terms  whistle:)

 :thumbsup:

So apart from Ramadan in Morocco what do July and August have in store?
Have to do some werk for my university course  whistle:

More questions for Yahoo answers?
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 26, 2014, 06:58:20 PM
Had to do gift stuff a day early as they are all out tomorrow.

Problem solved triumphantly  angel1 angel1

One donkey shaped pinata stuffed with chocs and toys (tiaras for the laydees, elastic band powered aeroplanes for the boys, balloons and some sugar mice).

Tied it to a hook in the ceiling and borrowed a large brolly from the PA.

They took turns in trying to whack it (blindfolded) till it exploded  cloud9:

One computer screen slightly damaged  redface:

That is excellent, well done that man   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Baldy on June 26, 2014, 07:22:07 PM
Had to do gift stuff a day early as they are all out tomorrow.

Problem solved triumphantly  angel1 angel1

One donkey shaped pinata stuffed with chocs and toys (tiaras for the laydees, elastic band powered aeroplanes for the boys, balloons and some sugar mice).

Tied it to a hook in the ceiling and borrowed a large brolly from the PA.

They took turns in trying to whack it (blindfolded) till it exploded  cloud9:

One computer screen slightly damaged  redface:

That is excellent, well done that man   :thumbsup:

In the end with mahoosive salaries.....who paid for it Uncle?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 26, 2014, 07:47:44 PM
In the end with mahoosive salaries.....who paid for it Uncle?  rubschin:

I assume it came out of Nick's pocket. Nick had a contract with this organisation, I don't know if it's a public or private company but it was a nice gesture in any case.
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Baldy on June 26, 2014, 07:49:31 PM
In the end with mahoosive salaries.....who paid for it Uncle?  rubschin:

I assume it came out of Nick's pocket. Nick had a contract with this organisation, I don't know if it's a public or private company but it was a nice gesture in any case.

A pocket filled with public funds?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2014, 05:03:57 PM
Well that is that  cry:

Got hugged by seven wimmin today  cloud9: (all of them pretty sturdy) but Helicopter Gerl was not in today  sad32: sad32:

May go back to werk there again later in the year  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: apc2010 on June 27, 2014, 05:06:08 PM
Well that is that  cry:

Got hugged by seven wimmin today  cloud9: (all of them pretty sturdy) but Helicopter Gerl was not in today  sad32: sad32:

May go back to werk there again later in the year  :thumbsup:

Did you give them twiglets........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2014, 05:09:36 PM
No, diamond tiaras (4 for a quid from Wilkos). Being wimmin they squealed with delight and wore them  ::)
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: apc2010 on June 27, 2014, 05:13:59 PM
No, diamond tiaras (4 for a quid from Wilkos). Being wimmin they squealed with delight and wore them  ::)

Tight ass........ noooo:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2014, 06:31:06 PM
No, diamond tiaras (4 for a quid from Wilkos). Being wimmin they squealed with delight and wore them  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Last day at Marmite on Trent
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2014, 08:09:13 PM
No, diamond tiaras (4 for a quid from Wilkos). Being wimmin they squealed with delight and wore them  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:  :thumbsup: