Post by: Nick on June 14, 2014, 08:57:16 AM
Blast off: July 2nd scared2:
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2014, 09:04:22 AM
All nice and ready like evil:
Head off: July 2nd scared2:
eeek:
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2014, 09:15:24 AM
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2014, 06:28:15 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2014, 01:34:59 PM
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2014, 04:31:20 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2014, 04:39:11 PM
cussing: cussing:
No Ramadan in the hotel. I appear to be drinking G&Ts...
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2014, 04:43:04 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2014, 04:45:24 PM
You aren't in fucking Morocco cussing: cussing: cussing:
No. Because I am not a mongulant
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2014, 04:46:17 PM
You aren't in fucking Morocco cussing: cussing: cussing:
No. Because I am not a mongulant
;D ;D
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2014, 04:52:09 PM
Could be worse though, you could be going on holiday somewhere where there's no booze...
Imagine...
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2014, 04:53:24 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2014, 04:56:52 PM
cussing: cussing:
Your liver with thank your mongtardness. Always look for the positives
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2014, 04:58:37 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 29, 2014, 05:42:29 PM
cussing: cussing:
My friend Iain (on holiday in Tunisia) posts on Facebook ; another quad bike crash, ribs sternum and shoulder fucked. Last time he crashed one was in South Africa and that time he went through barbed wire as well. I picked him up from Heathrow then - looked like a lion had taken a chunk out of him. Silly sod.
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2014, 06:48:43 PM
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If you stay more than a few days, you will get sick in Morocco. Yes, I can say that with confidence. Oh it won't be bad, probably just some diarrhea, but you can't avoid it. There are too many ways for the strange Moroccan bacteria to find you. The best thing you can do for this is buy some Imodium at a pharmacy when you get there (it's cheaper). The sun is almost always strong so bring your favorite sunscreen and drink frequently. Try to stay in the shade on hot days.
More serious ailments are dysentery, intestinal parasites and malaria. Either consult with your physician for prescriptions for these diseases (you must start malaria treatment before you leave), or pickup something at the Moroccan pharmacy as needed (they have everything).
scared2:
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2014, 06:52:08 PM
QuoteIf you stay more than a few days, you will get sick in Morocco. Yes, I can say that with confidence. Oh it won't be bad, probably just some diarrhea, but you can't avoid it. There are too many ways for the strange Moroccan bacteria to find you. The best thing you can do for this is buy some Imodium at a pharmacy when you get there (it's cheaper). The sun is almost always strong so bring your favorite sunscreen and drink frequently. Try to stay in the shade on hot days.
More serious ailments are dysentery, intestinal parasites and malaria. Either consult with your physician for prescriptions for these diseases (you must start malaria treatment before you leave), or pickup something at the Moroccan pharmacy as needed (they have everything).
scared2:
Keep the corks from the wine you drink Thumbs:..............oh wait.......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2014, 06:58:46 PM
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2014, 07:24:39 PM
QuoteIf you stay more than a few days, you will get sick in Morocco. Yes, I can say that with confidence. Oh it won't be bad, probably just some diarrhea, but you can't avoid it. There are too many ways for the strange Moroccan bacteria to find you. The best thing you can do for this is buy some Imodium at a pharmacy when you get there (it's cheaper). The sun is almost always strong so bring your favorite sunscreen and drink frequently. Try to stay in the shade on hot days.
More serious ailments are dysentery, intestinal parasites and malaria. Either consult with your physician for prescriptions for these diseases (you must start malaria treatment before you leave), or pickup something at the Moroccan pharmacy as needed (they have everything).
scared2:
Keep the corks from the wine you drink Thumbs:..............oh wait.......... rubschin:
happy001
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2014, 12:05:44 PM
Pharmacist asked after my symptoms. I said I was fine. He asked who it was for. I said me, I am going to Morocco.
*Ah," he said. "You will need these then."
Label reads: Fast Acting, Extra Strength cussing: cussing: cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2014, 12:13:31 PM
Just been out and bought some Immodium, like.
Pharmacist asked after my symptoms. I said I was fine. He asked who it was for. I said me, I am going to Morocco.
*Ah," he said. "You will need these then."
Label reads: Fast Acting, Extra Strength cussing: cussing: cussing:
A whole new meaning for ..........Marrakesh express........ whistle:
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2014, 12:16:17 PM
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2014, 12:22:14 PM
Just been out and bought some Immodium, like.Pepto Bismol is damn good too, we never ever travel without it
Pharmacist asked after my symptoms. I said I was fine. He asked who it was for. I said me, I am going to Morocco.
*Ah," he said. "You will need these then."
Label reads: Fast Acting, Extra Strength cussing: cussing: cussing:
Anyway I see some people are getting narked over Ramadan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28082432 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28082432)
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2014, 12:33:16 PM
Just been out and bought some Immodium, like.
Pharmacist asked after my symptoms. I said I was fine. He asked who it was for. I said me, I am going to Morocco.
*Ah," he said. "You will need these then."
Label reads: Fast Acting, Extra Strength cussing: cussing: cussing:
A whole new meaning for ..........Marrakesh express........ whistle:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
earworm.... evil:
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2014, 01:24:48 PM
"Having decades ago visited, and vowed never to return to, Tunisia and Morocco, I have read nothing in this thread which would make me want to add Egypt to my bucket list "
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2014, 01:25:50 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2014, 04:39:00 PM
Anyhoo, given Nick's natural skills at diplomacy and the fact that his luck tends to run along the lines of a hyperactive squirrel on far too much LSD who wants to give odds on Nick having a fatwa issued against him by the end of his holiday? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2014, 08:05:31 AM
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2014, 08:20:16 AM
Just been checking the roaming charges for my phone cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
point: point: point:
Mind you, they prolly switch the signal off fer ramadamadingdong like.... Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 01, 2014, 08:24:11 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 01, 2014, 08:28:14 AM
Free WiFi everywhere in Paphos...
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 01, 2014, 08:28:51 AM
Free WiFi everywhere in Paphos...
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Beer is cheap too...
Post by: Baldy on July 01, 2014, 08:59:31 AM
Free WiFi everywhere in Paphos...
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Beer is cheap too...
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 01, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Free WiFi everywhere in Paphos...
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Beer is cheap too...
Thumbs: Thumbs:
But he's not going to Paphos is he .. . .?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 01, 2014, 10:03:34 AM
Free WiFi everywhere in Paphos...
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Beer is cheap too...
Thumbs: Thumbs:
But he's not going to Paphos is he .. . .?
No. Because he is an mongulant.
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2014, 10:08:38 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 01, 2014, 10:23:01 AM
No. I am going to Rhodes instead :thumbsup: Decided to cut my losses on the camel jockey disaster :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2014, 10:24:06 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 01, 2014, 11:17:38 AM
Euros :thumbsup: WiFi :thumbsup: Collapso :thumbsup:
And you can get some money back if you sell your Marrakech on that holiday trading site
Post by: apc2010 on July 01, 2014, 12:09:50 PM
Euros :thumbsup: WiFi :thumbsup: Collapso :thumbsup:
And you can get some money back if you sell your Marrakech on that holiday trading site
Rhodes to Marrakech............. rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2014, 12:19:25 PM
No. I am going to Rhodes instead :thumbsup: Decided to cut my losses on the camel jockey disaster :thumbsup:
All Rhodes lead to disaster with you.... noooo:
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2014, 01:15:29 PM
No. I am going to Rhodes instead :thumbsup: Decided to cut my losses on the camel jockey disaster :thumbsup:Shame, we'd have dined out for years on the story of your demise at the hands of the anti gin police
Post by: Baldy on July 01, 2014, 03:38:22 PM
No. I am going to Rhodes instead :thumbsup: Decided to cut my losses on the camel jockey disaster :thumbsup:
All Rhodes lead to disaster with you.... noooo:
lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2014, 09:35:48 PM
No. I am going to Rhodes instead :thumbsup: Decided to cut my losses on the camel jockey disaster :thumbsup:
All Rhodes lead to disaster with you.... noooo:
Long Rhodes to ruin you say... rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 02, 2014, 08:24:29 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2014, 08:28:16 AM
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 03, 2014, 08:57:03 AM