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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 11, 2014, 07:49:43 PM

Title: Advisory notices
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2014, 07:49:43 PM
H&S notice at the college instructs me that "staff, students and visitors MUST familiarise themselves with the sound of the fire alarm"  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Some muppet has now put HAY FEVER advisory notices in the bogs. I can avoid Hay Fever by "not playing in grassy areas" rubschin:
Title: Re: Advisory notices
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2014, 07:57:52 PM
H&S notice at the college instructs me that "staff, students and visitors MUST familiarise themselves with the sound of the fire alarm"  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Some muppet has now put HAY FEVER advisory notices in the bogs. I can avoid Hay Fever by "not playing in grassy areas" rubschin:
How about print out some highly coloured advisory notices written by the almost good peeps at the VP?

I offer:  "Posting stupid notices can result in colon problems when people remove them and ram them up your arse"
Title: Re: Advisory notices
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2014, 04:47:21 PM
I heard today that a previous H&S Manager heard that a group of students were going to Oxford to visit the Pitt-Rivers Museum. He insisted that parents were informed that lifebelts would be available  Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Advisory notices
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2014, 04:57:00 PM
I heard today that a previous H&S Manager heard that a group of students were going to Oxford to visit the Pitt-Rivers Museum. He insisted that parents were informed that lifebelts would be available  Banghead Banghead
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