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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 26, 2007, 07:40:10 PM
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1. Why so many? evil:
2. Why so effing scratchy and prickly? freddy:
3. Why do they not go quietly into bags and bins but fight back and sprout thorns? fence:
I look like I have been mauled by tigers! char067
Oh, amd another Mrs Nickism, "Can you just chop down that tree?" thatsit:
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I look like I have been mauled by tigers!
Oh, amd another Mrs Nickism, "Can you just chop down that tree?"
Can we just call you George from now on? noooo:
I hate taking down branches from trees, I always get sawdust in my eyes, (yes, I know I should wear goggles but what the hell!!) as you do when you stand under the branch you are sawing away at. scared2:
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It was a whole tree! Oh, I see what you mean. You are meant to saw it down bit by bit! rubschin:
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You need one of these
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Or one of these
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And definitely one of these
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Alternatively buy some gardening gloves.
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That Titchmarsh played Stanley Holloway's Dark Girl Dressed in Blue earlier on the wireless.
Oh, wrong thread.
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That Titchmarsh played Stanley Holloway's Dark Girl Dressed in Blue earlier on the wireless.
Oh, wrong thread.
Yes I heard it ~ Wonderful stuff .... I must rip a copy of my CD of Stanley Holloway monologues for you ~ assuming that you like him. They'll give the Boy a few laughs (and you some questions to answer I don't doubt) but perhaps Albert and the Lion might not be a good idea eeek:
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The day looms ahead.......two six foot jungles to be attacked. Gonna need some industrial bin bags, and valium.
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Get a man in - much more practical, and no need for drugs!
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got a man.....well, got apc. Hence the valium. noooo:
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Ummmm, I see your point! All the more reason to get a man in - a DIFFERENT man?
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Ummmm, I see your point! All the more reason to get a man in - a DIFFERENT man?
A real man! eyes:
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Clearly not you then! point:
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Clearly not you then! point:
evil:
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happy100
fucking weeds!!!!! Explode: cut back all the basil, only to discover crap loads of weeds with eleventeen foot roots. Banghead
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1. Why so many? evil:
2. Why so effing scratchy and prickly? freddy:
3. Why do they not go quietly into bags and bins but fight back and sprout thorns? fence:
I look like I have been mauled by tigers! char067
Oh, amd another Mrs Nickism, "Can you just chop down that tree?" thatsit:
agreed with all the above. had cut up the big bits I already chopped down, into smaller bits to fit in the bags........which they still didn't. Angry9:
gonna pull it all up and get some gravel from BM
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happy100
fucking weeds!!!!! Explode: cut back all the basil, only to discover crap loads of weeds with eleventeen foot roots. Banghead
I trust that you will be busy making basil pesto tomorrow. razz:
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never thought of that. do you have a good recipe hun
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Why don't you just chuck all the bits over the wall to the next plot like.... whistle:
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Why don't you just chuck all the bits over the wall to the next plot like.... whistle:
That was my idea ..........but with have neighbours..........
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Why don't you just chuck all the bits over the wall to the next plot like.... whistle:
That was my idea ..........but with have neighbours..........
Are they here...? whistle:
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Why don't you just chuck all the bits over the wall to the next plot like.... whistle:
That was my idea ..........but with have neighbours..........
Are they here...? whistle:
No............................ eveilgrin: but all the other anal bastards on the complex behind would grass (pun)........
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Why don't you just chuck all the bits over the wall to the next plot like.... whistle:
That was my idea ..........but with have neighbours..........
Are they here...? whistle:
No............................ eveilgrin: but all the other anal bastards on the complex behind would grass (pun)........
It is the traditional Cypriot way like.... whistle: