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Title: Poking Doctors
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2014, 07:13:39 PM
Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.

Doctor: Where does it hurt
Me: Here
Doc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Doc: You need massive pills
Me: I know

Do they have poking practice in Medical Skool??

I feel like poking them back

Me: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?
Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww
Me: No, on a scale of 1 to 10
Doc: 11
Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?

Bastards!!
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2014, 07:15:15 PM
Too many jokes......... noooo:
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2014, 07:16:37 PM
This gorilla like bastard poked me twice to be sure and charged me 60 fooking Euros. I am just doing the insurance claim. May add a bit on for distress  rubschin:
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2014, 07:19:16 PM
This gorilla like bastard poked me twice to be sure and charged me 60 fooking Euros. I am just doing the insurance claim. May add a bit on for distress  rubschin:

60 euros,.....he really stuck it up you...... noooo:
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2014, 07:21:27 PM
The horse pills only cost 7. 30 Euros a poke  angry041: angry041:
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2014, 07:47:10 PM
£100 excess (small print page 294)  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2014, 07:53:15 PM
Made me think of this for some reason  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/l1enmyAmpik (http://youtu.be/l1enmyAmpik)
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2014, 07:54:16 PM
£100 excess (small print page 294)  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


Should have bought more pills....... noooo:
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2014, 07:57:12 PM
The pills seem to be werking  rubschin:  I have to insert the next one soon. I am brave  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2014, 08:13:28 PM
This gorilla like bastard poked me twice to be sure and charged me 60 fooking Euros. I am just doing the insurance claim. May add a bit on for distress  rubschin:

60 euros,.....he really stuck it up you...... noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2014, 06:59:03 AM
Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.

Doctor: Where does it hurt
Me: Here
Doc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Doc: You need massive pills
Me: I know

Do they have poking practice in Medical Skool??

I feel like poking them back

Me: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?
Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww
Me: No, on a scale of 1 to 10
Doc: 11
Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?

Bastards!!

Prostate...?
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2014, 08:50:35 AM
Well it certainly cost a lot  evil:
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2014, 03:18:37 PM
Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.

Doctor: Where does it hurt
Me: Here
Doc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Doc: You need massive pills
Me: I know

Do they have poking practice in Medical Skool??

I feel like poking them back

Me: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?
Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww
Me: No, on a scale of 1 to 10
Doc: 11
Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?

Bastards!!

Prostate...?

No, he was still standing up at that point.
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2014, 03:21:32 PM
Came home from werk early today and managed to see my quackter. His eyes widened when I showed him my mahoosive ear pills  eeek:

He told me to neck as much Actimel as I could. eeek:
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2014, 03:23:07 PM
Came home from werk early today and managed to see my quackter. His eyes widened when I showed him my mahoosive ear pills  eeek:

He told me to neck as much Actimel as I could. eeek:

He's a Danone shareholder then.
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2014, 04:17:34 PM
Came home from werk early today and managed to see my quackter. His eyes widened when I showed him my mahoosive ear pills  eeek:

He told me to neck as much Actimel as I could. eeek:

He's a Danone shareholder then.
It's the most only logical explanation.
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2014, 04:20:45 PM
A friend of mine makes her own "kefir" for similar purposes and has offered to post me some  eeek: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Poking Doctors
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2014, 07:44:28 PM
Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.

Doctor: Where does it hurt
Me: Here
Doc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Doc: You need massive pills
Me: I know

Do they have poking practice in Medical Skool??

I feel like poking them back

Me: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?
Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww
Me: No, on a scale of 1 to 10
Doc: 11
Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?

Bastards!!

Prostate...?

No, he was still standing up at that point.

 drumroll: