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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on May 31, 2014, 07:13:39 PM
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Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.
Doctor: Where does it hurt
Me: Here
Doc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Doc: You need massive pills
Me: I know
Do they have poking practice in Medical Skool??
I feel like poking them back
Me: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?
Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww
Me: No, on a scale of 1 to 10
Doc: 11
Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?
Bastards!!
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Too many jokes......... noooo:
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This gorilla like bastard poked me twice to be sure and charged me 60 fooking Euros. I am just doing the insurance claim. May add a bit on for distress rubschin:
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This gorilla like bastard poked me twice to be sure and charged me 60 fooking Euros. I am just doing the insurance claim. May add a bit on for distress rubschin:
60 euros,.....he really stuck it up you...... noooo:
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The horse pills only cost 7. 30 Euros a poke angry041: angry041:
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£100 excess (small print page 294) cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Made me think of this for some reason rubschin:
http://youtu.be/l1enmyAmpik (http://youtu.be/l1enmyAmpik)
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£100 excess (small print page 294) cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Should have bought more pills....... noooo:
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The pills seem to be werking rubschin: I have to insert the next one soon. I am brave :thumbsup:
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This gorilla like bastard poked me twice to be sure and charged me 60 fooking Euros. I am just doing the insurance claim. May add a bit on for distress rubschin:
60 euros,.....he really stuck it up you...... noooo:
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Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.
Doctor: Where does it hurt
Me: Here
Doc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Doc: You need massive pills
Me: I know
Do they have poking practice in Medical Skool??
I feel like poking them back
Me: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?
Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww
Me: No, on a scale of 1 to 10
Doc: 11
Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?
Bastards!!
Prostate...?
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Well it certainly cost a lot evil:
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Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.
Doctor: Where does it hurt
Me: Here
Doc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Doc: You need massive pills
Me: I know
Do they have poking practice in Medical Skool??
I feel like poking them back
Me: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?
Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww
Me: No, on a scale of 1 to 10
Doc: 11
Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?
Bastards!!
Prostate...?
No, he was still standing up at that point.
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Came home from werk early today and managed to see my quackter. His eyes widened when I showed him my mahoosive ear pills eeek:
He told me to neck as much Actimel as I could. eeek:
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Came home from werk early today and managed to see my quackter. His eyes widened when I showed him my mahoosive ear pills eeek:
He told me to neck as much Actimel as I could. eeek:
He's a Danone shareholder then.
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Came home from werk early today and managed to see my quackter. His eyes widened when I showed him my mahoosive ear pills eeek:
He told me to neck as much Actimel as I could. eeek:
He's a Danone shareholder then.
It's the most only logical explanation.
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A friend of mine makes her own "kefir" for similar purposes and has offered to post me some eeek: sick2: sick2:
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Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.
Doctor: Where does it hurt
Me: Here
Doc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Doc: You need massive pills
Me: I know
Do they have poking practice in Medical Skool??
I feel like poking them back
Me: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?
Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww
Me: No, on a scale of 1 to 10
Doc: 11
Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?
Bastards!!
Prostate...?
No, he was still standing up at that point.
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