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Title: You are going to love this
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2014, 08:43:56 PM
IF and When I get around to telling you all. Be kind.
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2014, 09:12:54 PM
Are we ever unkind?

Surely not ;-)


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Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2014, 10:44:41 PM
A wedding ........mates rates........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2014, 11:53:29 PM
Slightly more convincing transvestite?  rubschin:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 05:10:34 AM
Popcorn:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 06:11:39 AM
She was only seeing me cos she thought I was an gayer. She doesn't have relationships with non gayers. When she found out I wasn't an gayer she called the whole thing off.
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2014, 06:27:31 AM
  eeek:

But,but, but ....I've bought a hat  angry041:

How bloody inconsiderate of her  cussing:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 06:28:35 AM
It is inexplicably bonkers.
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 06:43:40 AM
She was only seeing me cos she thought I was an gayer. She doesn't have relationships with non gayers. When she found out I wasn't an gayer she called the whole thing off.

happy001
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 06:44:17 AM
It is inexplicably bonkers.

Poor you.... happy100
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2014, 06:50:37 AM
She was only seeing me cos she thought I was an gayer. She doesn't have relationships with non gayers. When she found out I wasn't an gayer she called the whole thing off.

An artist you say  rubschin:

Is this the only way she can get a 'turner' prize ?
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2014, 07:47:14 AM
She was only seeing me cos she thought I was an gayer. She doesn't have relationships with non gayers. When she found out I wasn't an gayer she called the whole thing off.

An artist you say  rubschin:

Is this the only way she can get a 'turner' prize ?

Certainly a way of getting an HIV prize.
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2014, 07:51:02 AM
She was only seeing me cos she thought I was an gayer. She doesn't have relationships with non gayers. When she found out I wasn't an gayer she called the whole thing off.

An artist you say  rubschin:

Is this the only way she can get a 'turner' prize ?
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2014, 08:34:38 AM

It is inexplicably bonkers.

No change there then


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Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 03:01:36 PM

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Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 03:08:02 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 03:08:45 PM
sad24:

happy100
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: boogs on May 29, 2014, 08:22:46 PM
sad24:

 happy100 happy100  You are going for the wrong type  noooo:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 08:24:27 PM
You mean cut out in future the slender green eyed blonde vegetarian Dutch laydee artists who do yoga and only date gayers?

Sort of narrows the field rubschin:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2014, 08:28:38 PM
You mean cut out in future the slender green eyed blonde vegetarian Dutch laydee artists who do yoga and only date gayers?

Sort of narrows the field rubschin:

Bonkers.  noooo:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: boogs on May 29, 2014, 08:37:54 PM
You mean cut out in future the slender green eyed blonde vegetarian Dutch laydee artists who do yoga and only date gayers?

Sort of narrows the field rubschin:

You need someone who is down to earth and can cope with you   rubschin:

Not to serious  noooo:

Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 08:39:35 PM
Go to a dairy farm you say? rubschin:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2014, 08:41:02 PM
No I think she meant funny farm  whistle:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 08:41:31 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: boogs on May 29, 2014, 08:46:25 PM
Go to a dairy farm you say? rubschin:

Well you might get a shag  Thumbs:   But Miss D is more accurate  redface:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2014, 10:26:50 PM
You mean cut out in future the slender green eyed blonde vegetarian Dutch laydee artists who do yoga and only date gayers?

Sort of narrows the field rubschin:
Mr Stew must be so relieved
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2014, 11:07:13 PM
You mean cut out in future the slender green eyed blonde vegetarian Dutch laydee artists who do yoga and only date gayers?

Sort of narrows the field rubschin:

You need someone who is down to earth and can cope with you   rubschin:

Not to serious  noooo:

Are you sure it's possible to have both qualities?  rubschin:
Title: Re: You are going to love this
Post by: boogs on May 30, 2014, 09:58:44 PM
You mean cut out in future the slender green eyed blonde vegetarian Dutch laydee artists who do yoga and only date gayers?

Sort of narrows the field rubschin:

You need someone who is down to earth and can cope with you   rubschin:

Not to serious  noooo:

Are you sure it's possible to have both qualities?  rubschin:
Shrugs: There must be somewhere  ::)