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Title: The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2014, 04:56:43 PM
All nice and ready like...  Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2014, 05:27:39 PM
Well, we were all lined up so the CToyotaites could meet (koff) vitally important people like wot I am  whistle:

My 30 degree and 40 degree bows seemed acceptable  angel1 angel1

What the japs made of it all I have no clue. Gifts were excahnged (though not by me)

UNFORTUNATELy.................

The Principal, in a triumph of mistiming, had chosen this morning to summarily dismiss the head of Yooman Resources. As we were all bowing to each other he was led past, carrying a bin liner, accompanied by 2 security guards.  He saw an opportunity to shout abuse in the general direction of the Principal and, of course the Japs. Time stood still as the guards led him away, the principal went white and the Japs stared.

Lunch was, I am told, a nightmare.  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2014, 05:38:49 PM
Well, we were all lined up so the CToyotaites could meet (koff) vitally important people like wot I am  whistle:

My 30 degree and 40 degree bows seemed acceptable  angel1 angel1

What the japs made of it all I have no clue. Gifts were excahnged (though not by me)

UNFORTUNATELy.................

The Principal, in a triumph of mistiming, had chosen this morning to summarily dismiss the head of Yooman Resources. As we were all bowing to each other he was led past, carrying a bin liner, accompanied by 2 security guards.  He saw an opportunity to shout abuse in the general direction of the Principal and, of course the Japs. Time stood still as the guards led him away, the principal went white and the Japs stared.

Lunch was, I am told, a nightmare.  angel1

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2014, 05:42:04 PM
Well, we were all lined up so the CToyotaites could meet (koff) vitally important people like wot I am  whistle:

My 30 degree and 40 degree bows seemed acceptable  angel1 angel1

What the japs made of it all I have no clue. Gifts were excahnged (though not by me)

UNFORTUNATELy.................

The Principal, in a triumph of mistiming, had chosen this morning to summarily dismiss the head of Yooman Resources. As we were all bowing to each other he was led past, carrying a bin liner, accompanied by 2 security guards.  He saw an opportunity to shout abuse in the general direction of the Principal and, of course the Japs. Time stood still as the guards led him away, the principal went white and the Japs stared.

Lunch was, I am told, a nightmare.  angel1

Your input was greatly appreciated then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2014, 05:44:38 PM
My bowing skills are the talk of Marmiteville angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2014, 07:35:04 PM
Well, we were all lined up so the CToyotaites could meet (koff) vitally important people like wot I am  whistle:

My 30 degree and 40 degree bows seemed acceptable  angel1 angel1

What the japs made of it all I have no clue. Gifts were excahnged (though not by me)

UNFORTUNATELy.................

The Principal, in a triumph of mistiming, had chosen this morning to summarily dismiss the head of Yooman Resources. As we were all bowing to each other he was led past, carrying a bin liner, accompanied by 2 security guards.  He saw an opportunity to shout abuse in the general direction of the Principal and, of course the Japs. Time stood still as the guards led him away, the principal went white and the Japs stared.

Lunch was, I am told, a nightmare.  angel1
:thumbsup:   happy001

So what had the HR prat done to get the chop?
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2014, 07:42:39 PM
No one knows. I had coffee with him earlier, but I don't think it was that  rubschin:

Title: Re: The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2014, 07:44:55 PM
No one knows. I had coffee with him earlier, but I don't think it was that  rubschin:

 point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2014, 07:46:23 PM
 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2014, 08:08:08 PM
No one knows. I had coffee with him earlier, but I don't think it was that  rubschin:

The words death, kiss and of spring to mind... ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Japanese diplomacy thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2014, 08:09:53 PM
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