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Title: Handbag technology
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2014, 02:29:52 PM
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

There could be munny in this  rubschin:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: apc2010 on May 17, 2014, 02:31:52 PM
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

Were you drinking..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2014, 02:40:05 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2014, 02:45:29 PM
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

Or how about if they didn't carry about quite so much shyte in them....?  noooo:

[serious] I think any form of self-defence thing - tazer, pepper spray, etc. is illegal in the UK unless you are plod.... [/serious]
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2014, 02:47:58 PM
Not illegal you say? Excellent  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2014, 03:17:04 PM
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

Or how about if they didn't carry about quite so much shyte in them....?  noooo:

[serious] I think any form of self-defence thing - tazer, pepper spray, etc. is illegal in the UK unless you are plod.... [/serious]
If the the battery is big and heavy enough, a simple 'handbagging' would do the trick.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2014, 03:19:51 PM
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

98 years too late  http://www.flickr.com/photos/victorianlondon/5430063283/# (http://www.flickr.com/photos/victorianlondon/5430063283/#)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm6.staticflickr.com%2F5172%2F5430063283_ea919b84d6.jpg&hash=5d28b59d56f4c8bb4ead084fdb01fb4b336bacc4)
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2014, 03:30:03 PM
We were discussing this over lunch. How a bout a rechargeable handbag with a light inside that went on (think fridge) when the laydees opened it so they could actually find things  :thumbsup:

It was also suggested that a trigger/tazer feature might be useful against assault/attack/rapist/Rolf Harris.

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

Or how about if they didn't carry about quite so much shyte in them....?  noooo:

[serious] I think any form of self-defence thing - tazer, pepper spray, etc. is illegal in the UK unless you are plod.... [/serious]
If the the battery is big and heavy enough, a simple 'handbagging' would do the trick.  :thumbsup:

The battery in what?  eeek:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2014, 03:52:10 PM
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2014, 07:24:56 PM
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:

There could be munny in this.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: boogs on May 17, 2014, 07:45:24 PM
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:

There could be munny in this.  Thumbs:

I could market them here  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2014, 07:47:10 PM
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:

There could be munny in this.  Thumbs:

I could market them here  Thumbs:

Do you need samples?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: boogs on May 17, 2014, 07:48:38 PM
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:

There could be munny in this.  Thumbs:

I could market them here  Thumbs:

Do you need samples?  rubschin:

Always up for samples  ;)
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2014, 07:50:41 PM
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:

There could be munny in this.  Thumbs:

I could market them here  Thumbs:

Do you need samples?  rubschin:

Always up for samples  ;)

I could show you how they need to be used propper like.
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2014, 07:53:16 PM
My lovely thread  sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: boogs on May 17, 2014, 07:56:43 PM
If Baldy bought loads of handbags he could customise them with a new attachment  too  rubschin: rubschin:

There could be munny in this.  Thumbs:

I could market them here  Thumbs:

Do you need samples?  rubschin:

Always up for samples  ;)

I could show you how they need to be used propper like.

I know how they are used  ;)  but I could pretend I don't  Thumbs: lol:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2014, 07:57:41 PM
 :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: boogs on May 17, 2014, 08:02:19 PM
:lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala

 happy100  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2014, 08:42:57 PM
:lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala

 happy100  lol: lol: lol:

I will send them to you Ginje, you live just down the road and I will pay you commission.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2014, 09:42:47 PM
Anyhoo back on topic it seems that you've been beaten to the prize Nick  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2630475/The-doorstep-struggle-keys-thing-past-new-light-designed-especially-handbag.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2630475/The-doorstep-struggle-keys-thing-past-new-light-designed-especially-handbag.html)
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2014, 06:35:37 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Handbag technology
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2014, 09:36:40 PM
You snooze you lose  point: