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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Misty on May 16, 2014, 02:42:21 PM

Title: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Misty on May 16, 2014, 02:42:21 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2014, 02:46:58 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2014, 02:48:14 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

happy001


They were new trousers and some how my wallet turned side-wise... cussing:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2014, 02:58:24 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

happy001


They were new trousers and some how my wallet turned side-wise... cussing:

I blame the moths!  point:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2014, 03:22:43 PM
happy002
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2014, 04:28:43 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

happy001


They were new trousers and some how my wallet turned side-wise... cussing:

Yes of course . . .  char048



















 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2014, 04:42:14 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

I guess he was only intending to buy a box of matches.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2014, 06:09:32 PM
Classic  razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2014, 06:23:04 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

Well I suppose it makes a change from the usual 'I forgot my wallet' gag.  lol:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2014, 10:16:54 PM
 cussing:  stupid trousers ....... cussing:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2014, 03:43:53 AM
cussing:  stupid trousers ....... cussing:

PIANIT  whistle:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2014, 03:14:29 PM
cussing:  stupid trousers ....... cussing:

PIANIT  whistle:
drumroll: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: boogs on May 17, 2014, 08:04:39 PM
It finally happened... noooo:


Stood in the shop with Apey who was quite vocal about the prices, get to the cash register and cos he's wearing his new posh trousers, he physically couldn't get his wallet out. Stood there 5 minutes trying, a queue was forming.....in the end I had to go behind him and try to wrestle the wallet free........

I swear, you can't make this shit up.  noooo:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2014, 03:30:05 PM
Seems to me it's time to accept you have gone up a waist size Mr Apey  whistle:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2014, 03:31:44 PM
 scared: scared:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2014, 03:36:01 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Padlock Pockets
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2014, 03:36:22 PM
 point: point: point: