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Title: Weird students
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2014, 05:27:49 PM
One of our degree students came to seem me today. Apparently she is "High Functioning Autistic" which means she has WEIRD gifts but is quite sociable.

SHe said that she had, yesterday, decided to write a course guide for new students which she thought might be useful to help them understand the entire scope of the degree.

I thanked her and suggested she e mailed it to me. SHe produced a print out.

It is 70 THOUSAND words long  Shocked: Shocked:

It is also 100% accurate and immaculately written. SHe wrote it in 9 hours  Shocked: Shocked:

SHe then started to talk about her forthcoming A level exams. She said she was interested to get a few more out of interest but that the exam load is rather high.

SHe has taught herself 9 A levels (including Greek and Russian) in a year  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2014, 06:06:23 PM
One of our degree students came to seem me today. Apparently she is "High Functioning Autistic" which means she has WEIRD gifts but is quite sociable.

SHe said that she had, yesterday, decided to write a course guide for new students which she thought might be useful to help them understand the entire scope of the degree.

I thanked her and suggested she e mailed it to me. SHe produced a print out.

It is 70 THOUSAND words long  Shocked: Shocked:

It is also 100% accurate and immaculately written. SHe wrote it in 9 hours  Shocked: Shocked:

SHe then started to talk about her forthcoming A level exams. She said she was interested to get a few more out of interest but that the exam load is rather high.

SHe has taught herself 9 A levels (including Greek and Russian) in a year  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

Why did she seek you out....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2014, 06:13:06 PM
Cos I am da boss  cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2014, 06:19:03 PM
Cos I am da boss  cloud9: cloud9:

And you think SHe is weird....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 12, 2014, 07:15:10 PM
One of our degree students came to seem me today. Apparently she is "High Functioning Autistic" which means she has WEIRD gifts but is quite sociable.

SHe said that she had, yesterday, decided to write a course guide for new students which she thought might be useful to help them understand the entire scope of the degree.

I thanked her and suggested she e mailed it to me. SHe produced a print out.

It is 70 THOUSAND words long  Shocked: Shocked:

It is also 100% accurate and immaculately written. SHe wrote it in 9 hours  Shocked: Shocked:

SHe then started to talk about her forthcoming A level exams. She said she was interested to get a few more out of interest but that the exam load is rather high.

SHe has taught herself 9 A levels (including Greek and Russian) in a year  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

She needs to get out more  noooo:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 12, 2014, 07:18:22 PM
One of our degree students came to seem me today. Apparently she is "High Functioning Autistic" which means she has WEIRD gifts but is quite sociable.

SHe said that she had, yesterday, decided to write a course guide for new students which she thought might be useful to help them understand the entire scope of the degree.

I thanked her and suggested she e mailed it to me. SHe produced a print out.

It is 70 THOUSAND words long  Shocked: Shocked:

It is also 100% accurate and immaculately written. SHe wrote it in 9 hours  Shocked: Shocked:

SHe then started to talk about her forthcoming A level exams. She said she was interested to get a few more out of interest but that the exam load is rather high.

SHe has taught herself 9 A levels (including Greek and Russian) in a year  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:


Does she have nice tits? Is she a red-head?
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2014, 07:20:16 PM
One of our degree students came to seem me today. Apparently she is "High Functioning Autistic" which means she has WEIRD gifts but is quite sociable.

SHe said that she had, yesterday, decided to write a course guide for new students which she thought might be useful to help them understand the entire scope of the degree.

I thanked her and suggested she e mailed it to me. SHe produced a print out.

It is 70 THOUSAND words long  Shocked: Shocked:

It is also 100% accurate and immaculately written. SHe wrote it in 9 hours  Shocked: Shocked:

SHe then started to talk about her forthcoming A level exams. She said she was interested to get a few more out of interest but that the exam load is rather high.

SHe has taught herself 9 A levels (including Greek and Russian) in a year  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:


Does she have nice tits? Is she a red-head?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2014, 07:23:55 PM
One of our degree students came to seem me today. Apparently she is "High Functioning Autistic" which means she has WEIRD gifts but is quite sociable.

SHe said that she had, yesterday, decided to write a course guide for new students which she thought might be useful to help them understand the entire scope of the degree.

I thanked her and suggested she e mailed it to me. SHe produced a print out.

It is 70 THOUSAND words long  Shocked: Shocked:

It is also 100% accurate and immaculately written. SHe wrote it in 9 hours  Shocked: Shocked:

SHe then started to talk about her forthcoming A level exams. She said she was interested to get a few more out of interest but that the exam load is rather high.

SHe has taught herself 9 A levels (including Greek and Russian) in a year  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:


Does she have nice tits? Is she a red-head?

Seeing helichopper gerl Wednesday  cloud9:  Clean pants, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2014, 07:27:37 PM
One of our degree students came to seem me today. Apparently she is "High Functioning Autistic" which means she has WEIRD gifts but is quite sociable.

SHe said that she had, yesterday, decided to write a course guide for new students which she thought might be useful to help them understand the entire scope of the degree.

I thanked her and suggested she e mailed it to me. SHe produced a print out.

It is 70 THOUSAND words long  Shocked: Shocked:

It is also 100% accurate and immaculately written. SHe wrote it in 9 hours  Shocked: Shocked:

SHe then started to talk about her forthcoming A level exams. She said she was interested to get a few more out of interest but that the exam load is rather high.

SHe has taught herself 9 A levels (including Greek and Russian) in a year  Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:


Does she have nice tits? Is she a red-head?

Seeing helichopper gerl Wednesday  cloud9:  Clean pants, like  :thumbsup:

Hers or yours...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2014, 07:31:41 PM
Both, I hope  eyes:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: boogs on May 13, 2014, 11:12:17 AM
Both, I hope  eyes:

  lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2014, 07:28:13 PM
In the Acknowledgments in her dissertation I see that one of our students thanked Allah but not her tutor  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2014, 07:32:44 PM
In the Acknowledgments in her dissertation I see that one of our students thanked Allah but not her tutor  rubschin: rubschin:


Mabe it's a typo for Allen..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2014, 07:37:17 PM
Who is that?
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2014, 07:39:19 PM
Who is that?

Dave...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2014, 06:22:14 PM
I was asked to observe a "problem" teacher training student today while she was teaching a class.

 Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

It was like watching a slow motion car crash  noooo: noooo:

I know LESS about the lymph system now than I did before.  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

NEVER in my life have I seen such horror. It felt like time was standing still  noooo:

I have recommended we take her out and shoot her.

SHe is Indian and will play the race card  cussing:

I have therefore found an Indian lecturer to observe her next class  eveilgrin: That will shoot her fox. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2014, 08:22:58 PM
That will shoot her fox. eveilgrin:
Are you thinking of red indians?
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2014, 08:42:27 PM
I would strangle her myself  angel1
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2014, 10:19:07 PM
We will give you an alibi
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: apc2010 on May 15, 2014, 10:24:18 PM
I was asked to observe a "problem" teacher training student today while she was teaching a class.

 Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

It was like watching a slow motion car crash  noooo: noooo:

I know LESS about the lymph system now than I did before.  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

NEVER in my life have I seen such horror. It felt like time was standing still  noooo:

I have recommended we take her out and shoot her.

SHe is Indian and will play the race card  cussing:

I have therefore found an Indian lecturer to observe her next class  eveilgrin: That will shoot her fox. eveilgrin:

Race card......can she give tips for the betting thread........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2014, 10:25:06 PM
I was asked to observe a "problem" teacher training student today while she was teaching a class.

 Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

It was like watching a slow motion car crash  noooo: noooo:

I know LESS about the lymph system now than I did before.  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

NEVER in my life have I seen such horror. It felt like time was standing still  noooo:

I have recommended we take her out and shoot her.

SHe is Indian and will play the race card  cussing:

I have therefore found an Indian lecturer to observe her next class  eveilgrin: That will shoot her fox. eveilgrin:

Race card......can she give tips for the betting thread........ rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2014, 12:06:46 PM
I was asked to observe a "problem" teacher training student today while she was teaching a class.

 Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

It was like watching a slow motion car crash  noooo: noooo:

I know LESS about the lymph system now than I did before.  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

NEVER in my life have I seen such horror. It felt like time was standing still  noooo:

I have recommended we take her out and shoot her.

SHe is Indian and will play the race card  cussing:

I have therefore found an Indian lecturer to observe her next class  eveilgrin: That will shoot her fox. eveilgrin:

Race card......can she give tips for the betting thread........ rubschin:

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2014, 06:23:21 PM
Interviewed a laydee semi-pro footballer today  eeek: eeek: She applied for a degree course. No qualifications. She then said she really wanted to be a beautician. I floundered a bit and then found her a proper beautician to talk to, like  angel1
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2014, 06:35:59 PM
Interviewed a laydee semi-pro footballer today  eeek: eeek: She applied for a degree course. No qualifications. She then said she really wanted to be a beautician. I floundered a bit and then found her a proper beautician to talk to, like  angel1

That will be the edewcashion system in the UK today.....both staff and stewdents.  noooo:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2014, 09:15:02 AM
End of last week I interviewed a chap for a Postgrad Teeching corse.  He gave me contact details for a character referee. I e mailed the character referee who replied yesterday so say he had never heard of my interviewee and that this must be a mistake.

I forwarded the e mail to said student and reported that his character referee had never heard of him.

He has just replied, "No, we don't know each other." whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2014, 01:51:47 PM
End of last week I interviewed a chap for a Postgrad Teeching corse.  He gave me contact details for a character referee. I e mailed the character referee who replied yesterday so say he had never heard of my interviewee and that this must be a mistake.

I forwarded the e mail to said student and reported that his character referee had never heard of him.

He has just replied, "No, we don't know each other." whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Steve on May 28, 2014, 10:21:37 PM
End of last week I interviewed a chap for a Postgrad Teeching corse.  He gave me contact details for a character referee. I e mailed the character referee who replied yesterday so say he had never heard of my interviewee and that this must be a mistake.

I forwarded the e mail to said student and reported that his character referee had never heard of him.

He has just replied, "No, we don't know each other." whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2014, 07:58:31 AM
End of last week I interviewed a chap for a Postgrad Teeching corse.  He gave me contact details for a character referee. I e mailed the character referee who replied yesterday so say he had never heard of my interviewee and that this must be a mistake.

I forwarded the e mail to said student and reported that his character referee had never heard of him.

He has just replied, "No, we don't know each other." whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Give him the job, you will get on fine
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2014, 01:17:20 PM
End of last week I interviewed a chap for a Postgrad Teeching corse.  He gave me contact details for a character referee. I e mailed the character referee who replied yesterday so say he had never heard of my interviewee and that this must be a mistake.

I forwarded the e mail to said student and reported that his character referee had never heard of him.

He has just replied, "No, we don't know each other." whacky115 whacky115 whacky115

Just a thought here but could you have mixed up the emails perchance and that was a reference for someone else?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 01:21:13 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 01:33:20 PM
Nick is an student of weirdness....  noooo:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2014, 11:23:34 PM
Spank2:

It was a serious comment which could have explained why the guy didn't know the referee.  noooo:

Nick is an professor of weirdness....  noooo:

Corrected for you  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2014, 04:38:31 PM
Quote
Foundation Learning students are taking part in the Enterprise Project this week.  The learners have made items to sell and raise money for local charities.  Items for sale include bird boxes, toad houses, bug boxes, ornamental worms and a large selection of vegetables and plants ready to grow on.

WTF?  eeek:
Title: Re: Weird students
Post by: Baldy on June 23, 2014, 04:48:02 PM
Quote
Foundation Learning students are taking part in the Enterprise Project this week.  The learners have made items to sell and raise money for local charities.  Items for sale include bird boxes, toad houses, bug boxes, ornamental worms and a large selection of vegetables and plants ready to grow on.

WTF?  eeek:

The British taxpayer has to put up with more shite than Apey.  noooo: