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Title: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Mozo on August 25, 2007, 12:52:01 PM
How many friends did I used to lose through family pets?

Take say, "Would you care to join us for dinner on Saturday night?" and then, in a rather diffident voice, "Would you mind if I asked you not to bring Butch." (Butch used to be my beloved old Stafford, without whom I was rarely seen, no matter what the occasion.

Usually met with a polite acceptance but inward seething and a mental resolve to finish my friendship with such unfeeling bastards at the earliest opportunity.

This is only one representative instance, but their were other occasions when I have permitted my love for my dogs to influence my choice of human companions. My usual excuse being, that my dogs were well mannered thoroubreds who had been trained to behave well in all situations.

After living petless for some time, through force of circumstances, I have often wondered if my attitude was quite unreasonable, since I hear myself saying, "How about coming over for a drink on Friday, if you can find someone to take care of Buster or Fido or Spot".

Where's the sense? Banghead

Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Snoopy on August 25, 2007, 12:59:20 PM
It is as well to remember that PETS is an anagram of PEST  lol:
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Misunderstood on August 25, 2007, 01:10:47 PM
In a word - caring!

Normal people have a regard for pets that usually placed them on a family level.

As with other family members they tend to impress their better points on you and enjoy a level of tolerance with their failings.

We are used to our pets, and they are used to us, it is a cosy relationship usually and we do expect others to share our blindness to faults in our pets (kids as well if truth is told) and we are upset that others reject what we hold so dear.

Just as many peoples kids are unwelcome but, by and large, friends are more careful to be sensitive in the rejection of others children.

There is nothing wrong with either attitude except for people being unable to accept that there is another point of view.

Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2007, 08:14:53 PM
Get a cat. We have one we could lend you!

On second thoughts.................
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2007, 09:20:42 AM
Get a cat. We have one we could lend you!

On second thoughts.................


I suspect Mozo may have reached the age where he can wet his own bed.   whistle:
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2007, 09:26:12 AM
Very true! bom
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2007, 09:48:11 AM
 happy001
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Mozo on August 26, 2007, 01:05:16 PM
Chortle away!

I may live in another continent, but I am not incontinent .....












  point:     not tonight, anyway!
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on August 26, 2007, 06:16:31 PM
Get a cat. We have one we could lend you!

On second thoughts.................

Lemmings are nice, if you can put up with the suicide notes ::)
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2007, 07:31:06 PM
Who was that women who was sexually molested by her own camel the other day? Wonder what they put on the death certificate? eeek:
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2007, 07:38:04 PM
Clearly it had a crush on her
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2007, 07:40:35 PM
Suffocation then?
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2007, 07:41:54 PM
Hard to see how "Natural Causes" would cover it.
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2007, 07:42:51 PM
Ecept in certain partsof the Middle East? shrugs:
Title: Re: Other People's Pets and Mine!
Post by: Misunderstood on August 27, 2007, 12:30:52 AM
Hard to see how "Natural Causes" would cover it.

Well if being molested by a camel isn't death by natural causes, I'd like to know what is...  eeek: