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Title: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2014, 06:40:28 PM
All nice n ready like......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2014, 06:44:28 PM
 scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2014, 06:46:40 PM
Should we start a book......... rubschin:    who can do the odds..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2014, 06:47:59 PM
Uncle  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2014, 06:49:36 PM
Uncle  :thumbsup:

Buy him half of mild...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2014, 07:03:35 PM
I've just watched The Invasion of the Job Snatchers!  lol:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2014, 07:11:26 PM
I've just watched The Invasion of the Job Snatchers!  lol:

 ;D ;D   rubschin:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2014, 07:12:54 PM
It's Melanie I am scared of. SHe is my boss and I already arranged for her to get a bollocking from her boss.  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2014, 07:15:09 PM
It's Melanie I am scared of. SHe is my boss and I already arranged for her to get a bollocking from her boss.  scared2: scared2: scared2:

 point:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2014, 07:20:18 PM
It's Melanie I am scared of. SHe is my boss and I already arranged for her to get a bollocking from her boss.  scared2: scared2: scared2:

 noooo:

The way to get rid of your boss is you get them promoted and they recommend you for their job.
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2014, 07:12:50 AM
We wait with baited breath  scared2:

what is baited breath ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 28, 2014, 07:26:59 AM
It's Melanie I am scared of. SHe is my boss and I already arranged for her to get a bollocking from her boss.  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Probably end as an office romance  eeek:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Baldy on April 28, 2014, 09:26:10 AM
DAVID BRENT DUBSTEP DANCE {HQ} The Office UK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Qy0U5RpCc#)

First day, got to try and impress the werkers.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2014, 09:28:58 AM
DAVID BRENT DUBSTEP DANCE {HQ} The Office UK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Qy0U5RpCc#)

First day, got to try and impress the werkers.  Thumbs:


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
DAVID BRENT DUBSTEP DANCE {HQ} The Office UK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Qy0U5RpCc#)

First day, got to try and impress the werkers.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2014, 05:53:54 PM
 NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2014, 05:55:56 PM
NickSick NickSick

Those pins,.... noooo:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2014, 06:06:54 PM
It was a pantomime  razz:

Arrived at 8.30 for *"induction"

Met by nice lady who dragged us all over the building and got us fixed up with passes, door keys, log ins, e mail addresses, car park and library stuff. Then coffee

Went to our office and found a strange woman in residence rifling through cupboards  eeek:

We asked who she was and she asked who we were. Then several guards arrived and removed her (threat of police). Turned out to be former Head of Department who had gone bonkers. Two more guys arrived and began dismantling her PC and then two more who changed the locks we had just been given keys for.  rubschin:

Two new pooters arrived and were set up. We logged on to our emails. First e mail was a message to the effect that there would be surprise OFSTED inspection starting tomorrow  eeek: eeek: 

Sounds of panic from all directions followed by collapse of the e mail system.

Boss arrives and tells us our induction is cancelled, suggesting we go for a walk.

Three other staff arrive and ask after mad woman. Boss says she has been sacked. Staff laugh and dance.

Did nothing for the rest of the day but had to hang around for meeting at 3.30 in which everyone but us rehearsed the lies they would tell to Ofsted.

Day 1 over.  :thumbsup

Frightful traffic all the way home  evil:

Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2014, 06:39:25 PM
It was a pantomime  razz:

Arrived at 8.30 for *"induction"

Met by nice lady who dragged us all over the building and got us fixed up with passes, door keys, log ins, e mail addresses, car park and library stuff. Then coffee

Went to our office and found a strange woman in residence rifling through cupboards  eeek:

We asked who she was and she asked who we were. Then several guards arrived and removed her (threat of police). Turned out to be former Head of Department who had gone bonkers. Two more guys arrived and began dismantling her PC and then two more who changed the locks we had just been given keys for.  rubschin:

Two new pooters arrived and were set up. We logged on to our emails. First e mail was a message to the effect that there would be surprise OFSTED inspection starting tomorrow  eeek: eeek: 

Sounds of panic from all directions followed by collapse of the e mail system.

Boss arrives and tells us our induction is cancelled, suggesting we go for a walk.

Three other staff arrive and ask after mad woman. Boss says she has been sacked. Staff laugh and dance.

Did nothing for the rest of the day but had to hang around for meeting at 3.30 in which everyone but us rehearsed the lies they would tell to Ofsted.

Day 1 over.  :thumbsup

Frightful traffic all the way home  evil:

Gubbed....  noooo:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2014, 06:59:52 PM
He didn't get sacked............ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2014, 07:23:13 PM
Yet  ::)
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Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2014, 07:24:35 PM
Yet  ::)

Less shirts......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2014, 07:29:35 PM
Fewer  evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 28, 2014, 09:47:35 PM
We wait with baited breath  scared2:

what is baited breath ?  rubschin:

It is very like bated breath, but with added worms.
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2014, 09:48:20 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2014, 10:12:57 PM
You should start writing the script of this Nick for the mini series.
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2014, 10:49:55 PM
You should start writing the script of this Nick for the mini series.

is BM or TMR in it......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2014, 10:52:07 PM
You should start writing the script of this Nick for the mini series.

is BM or TMR in it......... rubschin:
lol:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2014, 02:23:04 AM
You should start writing the script of this Nick for the mini series.

Rowan Atkinson already beat him to it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2014, 04:28:27 AM
We wait with baited breath  scared2:

what is baited breath ?  rubschin:

It is very like bated breath, but with added worms.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 29, 2014, 08:22:39 AM
Nick reports to his boss:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fj5ylonysd%2FNick_reports_in.jpg&hash=9459fc23a426eba73b5ab51accf135560506fb8a) (http://postimg.org/image/j5ylonysd/)
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2014, 08:24:18 AM
 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Baldy on April 29, 2014, 08:25:26 AM
Nick reports to his boss:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fj5ylonysd%2FNick_reports_in.jpg&hash=9459fc23a426eba73b5ab51accf135560506fb8a) (http://postimg.org/image/j5ylonysd/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2014, 09:21:10 AM
Nick reports to his boss:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fj5ylonysd%2FNick_reports_in.jpg&hash=9459fc23a426eba73b5ab51accf135560506fb8a) (http://postimg.org/image/j5ylonysd/)

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2014, 09:38:10 AM
evil: evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2014, 03:19:04 PM
Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2014, 07:12:39 PM
Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:

he's probably off selling the film rights
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2014, 07:14:25 PM
Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:

he's probably off selling the film rights

Or shagging the boss........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2014, 07:45:09 PM
Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:

he's probably off selling the film rights

Or shagging the boss........ rubschin:

that'd be in effigy then
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2014, 08:25:18 PM
Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:

he's probably off selling the film rights

Or shagging the boss........ rubschin:

that'd be in effigy then

An effig miracle more like.
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2014, 08:27:05 PM
Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:

he's probably off selling the film rights

Or shagging the boss........ rubschin:

that'd be in effigy then

An effig miracle more like.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2014, 09:05:23 PM
Just got home  evil: 7.oo a.m.departure tomorrow  NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2014, 09:18:03 PM
Just got home  evil: 7.oo a.m.departure tomorrow  NickSick NickSick

Demanding boss......... whistle:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Baldy on April 29, 2014, 09:22:47 PM
Just got home  evil: 7.oo a.m.departure tomorrow  NickSick NickSick

Overtime at double or triple pay plus a bunch of days off in lieu?  noooo:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2014, 09:26:05 PM
Had the morning off so I could be there for no reason this evening
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2014, 09:30:19 PM
Had the morning off so I could be there for no reason this evening

You are Miss D and I claim my fiver........ whistle:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2014, 09:32:03 PM
Oi  cussing:

I have earnt my time off  whistle:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2014, 09:32:54 PM
 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2014, 09:34:01 PM
Oi  cussing:

I have earnt my time off  whistle:


 redface:


of course........ whistle:
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2014, 09:31:08 PM
Survived  NickSick

Day out on Tuesday and then 3 hours werk rest of the week  NickSick
Title: Re: Nicks 1st day at work.....
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2014, 09:31:56 PM
Survived  NickSick

Day out on Tuesday and then 3 hours werk rest of the week  NickSick

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