The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: apc2010 on April 27, 2014, 06:40:28 PM
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All nice n ready like......... Thumbs:
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scared2: scared2:
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Should we start a book......... rubschin: who can do the odds..... rubschin:
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Uncle :thumbsup:
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Uncle :thumbsup:
Buy him half of mild...... Thumbs:
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I've just watched The Invasion of the Job Snatchers! lol:
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I've just watched The Invasion of the Job Snatchers! lol:
;D ;D rubschin:
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It's Melanie I am scared of. SHe is my boss and I already arranged for her to get a bollocking from her boss. scared2: scared2: scared2:
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It's Melanie I am scared of. SHe is my boss and I already arranged for her to get a bollocking from her boss. scared2: scared2: scared2:
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It's Melanie I am scared of. SHe is my boss and I already arranged for her to get a bollocking from her boss. scared2: scared2: scared2:
noooo:
The way to get rid of your boss is you get them promoted and they recommend you for their job.
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We wait with baited breath scared2:
what is baited breath ? rubschin:
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It's Melanie I am scared of. SHe is my boss and I already arranged for her to get a bollocking from her boss. scared2: scared2: scared2:
Probably end as an office romance eeek:
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DAVID BRENT DUBSTEP DANCE {HQ} The Office UK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Qy0U5RpCc#)
First day, got to try and impress the werkers. Thumbs:
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DAVID BRENT DUBSTEP DANCE {HQ} The Office UK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Qy0U5RpCc#)
First day, got to try and impress the werkers. Thumbs:
;D ;D
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DAVID BRENT DUBSTEP DANCE {HQ} The Office UK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Qy0U5RpCc#)
First day, got to try and impress the werkers. Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
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NickSick NickSick
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NickSick NickSick
Those pins,.... noooo:
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It was a pantomime razz:
Arrived at 8.30 for *"induction"
Met by nice lady who dragged us all over the building and got us fixed up with passes, door keys, log ins, e mail addresses, car park and library stuff. Then coffee
Went to our office and found a strange woman in residence rifling through cupboards eeek:
We asked who she was and she asked who we were. Then several guards arrived and removed her (threat of police). Turned out to be former Head of Department who had gone bonkers. Two more guys arrived and began dismantling her PC and then two more who changed the locks we had just been given keys for. rubschin:
Two new pooters arrived and were set up. We logged on to our emails. First e mail was a message to the effect that there would be surprise OFSTED inspection starting tomorrow eeek: eeek:
Sounds of panic from all directions followed by collapse of the e mail system.
Boss arrives and tells us our induction is cancelled, suggesting we go for a walk.
Three other staff arrive and ask after mad woman. Boss says she has been sacked. Staff laugh and dance.
Did nothing for the rest of the day but had to hang around for meeting at 3.30 in which everyone but us rehearsed the lies they would tell to Ofsted.
Day 1 over. :thumbsup
Frightful traffic all the way home evil:
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It was a pantomime razz:
Arrived at 8.30 for *"induction"
Met by nice lady who dragged us all over the building and got us fixed up with passes, door keys, log ins, e mail addresses, car park and library stuff. Then coffee
Went to our office and found a strange woman in residence rifling through cupboards eeek:
We asked who she was and she asked who we were. Then several guards arrived and removed her (threat of police). Turned out to be former Head of Department who had gone bonkers. Two more guys arrived and began dismantling her PC and then two more who changed the locks we had just been given keys for. rubschin:
Two new pooters arrived and were set up. We logged on to our emails. First e mail was a message to the effect that there would be surprise OFSTED inspection starting tomorrow eeek: eeek:
Sounds of panic from all directions followed by collapse of the e mail system.
Boss arrives and tells us our induction is cancelled, suggesting we go for a walk.
Three other staff arrive and ask after mad woman. Boss says she has been sacked. Staff laugh and dance.
Did nothing for the rest of the day but had to hang around for meeting at 3.30 in which everyone but us rehearsed the lies they would tell to Ofsted.
Day 1 over. :thumbsup
Frightful traffic all the way home evil:
Gubbed.... noooo:
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He didn't get sacked............ Thumbs:
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Yet ::)
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Yet ::)
Less shirts......... Thumbs:
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Fewer evil: evil: evil:
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We wait with baited breath scared2:
what is baited breath ? rubschin:
It is very like bated breath, but with added worms.
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::)
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You should start writing the script of this Nick for the mini series.
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You should start writing the script of this Nick for the mini series.
is BM or TMR in it......... rubschin:
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You should start writing the script of this Nick for the mini series.
is BM or TMR in it......... rubschin:
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You should start writing the script of this Nick for the mini series.
Rowan Atkinson already beat him to it... whistle:
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We wait with baited breath scared2:
what is baited breath ? rubschin:
It is very like bated breath, but with added worms.
lol: lol: lol:
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Nick reports to his boss:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fj5ylonysd%2FNick_reports_in.jpg&hash=9459fc23a426eba73b5ab51accf135560506fb8a) (http://postimg.org/image/j5ylonysd/)
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evil: evil:
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Nick reports to his boss:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fj5ylonysd%2FNick_reports_in.jpg&hash=9459fc23a426eba73b5ab51accf135560506fb8a) (http://postimg.org/image/j5ylonysd/)
lol: lol: lol:
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Nick reports to his boss:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fj5ylonysd%2FNick_reports_in.jpg&hash=9459fc23a426eba73b5ab51accf135560506fb8a) (http://postimg.org/image/j5ylonysd/)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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evil: evil:
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Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:
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Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:
he's probably off selling the film rights
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Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:
he's probably off selling the film rights
Or shagging the boss........ rubschin:
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Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:
he's probably off selling the film rights
Or shagging the boss........ rubschin:
that'd be in effigy then
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Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:
he's probably off selling the film rights
Or shagging the boss........ rubschin:
that'd be in effigy then
An effig miracle more like.
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Did he finish day 2.......... rubschin:
he's probably off selling the film rights
Or shagging the boss........ rubschin:
that'd be in effigy then
An effig miracle more like.
drumroll:
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Just got home evil: 7.oo a.m.departure tomorrow NickSick NickSick
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Just got home evil: 7.oo a.m.departure tomorrow NickSick NickSick
Demanding boss......... whistle:
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Just got home evil: 7.oo a.m.departure tomorrow NickSick NickSick
Overtime at double or triple pay plus a bunch of days off in lieu? noooo:
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Had the morning off so I could be there for no reason this evening
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Had the morning off so I could be there for no reason this evening
You are Miss D and I claim my fiver........ whistle:
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Oi cussing:
I have earnt my time off whistle:
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rubschin: rubschin:
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Oi cussing:
I have earnt my time off whistle:
redface:
of course........ whistle:
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Survived NickSick
Day out on Tuesday and then 3 hours werk rest of the week NickSick
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Survived NickSick
Day out on Tuesday and then 3 hours werk rest of the week NickSick
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