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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on April 19, 2014, 02:44:58 PM
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I guess after a couple of shandies with Swillmore ..LL has tucked him up in bed ... noooo:
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I guess after a couple of shandies with Swillmore ..LL has tucked him up in bed ... noooo:
redface:
Local pub had Grolsch on tap at €2.50... cloud9:
Fifty-seven pints laters I needed a bit of a snooze.... noooo:
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Did you drink 1 of them then..... noooo:
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Did you drink 1 of them then..... noooo:
evil:
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Did you drink 1 of them then..... noooo:
evil:
point: you know it to be true.....
I have been drinking steadily since an hour I am too ashamed to mention and still going strong :thumbsup:
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Did you drink 1 of them then..... noooo:
evil:
point: you know it to be true.....
I have been drinking steadily since an hour I am too ashamed to mention and still going strong :thumbsup:
Yet you can still type in English....? ::)
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Managed to get through Day 1 of a 3-day Easter onslaught ok :thumbsup: BM is getting his hubble bubble pipe out for tomorrows session noooo: surrender:
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Managed to get through Day 1 of a 3-day Easter onslaught ok :thumbsup: BM is getting his hubble bubble pipe out for tomorrows session noooo: surrender:
Prison talk...... rubschin:
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Managed to get through Day 1 of a 3-day Easter onslaught ok :thumbsup: BM is getting his hubble bubble pipe out for tomorrows session noooo: surrender:
Thumbs:
You can't beat a Hookah.... whistle:
...well you can, but you have to pay extra like.... noooo:
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Managed to get through Day 1 of a 3-day Easter onslaught ok :thumbsup: BM is getting his hubble bubble pipe out for tomorrows session noooo: surrender:
Thumbs:
You can't beat a Hookah.... whistle:
...well you can, but you have to pay extra like.... noooo:
More prison talk. noooo:
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Managed to get through Day 1 of a 3-day Easter onslaught ok :thumbsup: BM is getting his hubble bubble pipe out for tomorrows session noooo: surrender:
Thumbs:
You can't beat a Hookah.... whistle:
...well you can, but you have to pay extra like.... noooo:
More prison talk. noooo:
redface:
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Did you drink 1 of them then..... noooo:
evil:
point: you know it to be true.....
I have been drinking steadily since an hour I am too ashamed to mention and still going strong :thumbsup:
Yet you can still type in English....? ::)
Unlike some it sounds like Misty is not an lightweight. whistle:
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He'll be snoring now....... noooo:
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He'll be snoring now....... noooo:
::)
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He'll be snoring now....... noooo:
::)
Just woke up...... ::)
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He'll be snoring now....... noooo:
::)
Just woke up...... ::)
Nope.... ::)
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He'll be snoring now....... noooo:
::)
Just woke up...... ::)
Nope.... ::)
LL wouldn't let you drink........ point:
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evil:
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Thought he would have woken up by now...... noooo:
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I can see a pattern here,,,,,,,, noooo:
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I can see a pattern here,,,,,,,, noooo:
Age related. noooo:
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Bet he didn't make half-time.......... noooo:
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Bet he didn't make half-time.......... noooo:
Swillmore 1 - BM 0. noooo:
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Bet he didn't make half-time.......... noooo:
Swillmore 1 - BM 0. noooo:
The way he's going we may have to merge this thread with "BM goes to bed early"......... noooo:
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Bet he didn't make half-time.......... noooo:
Swillmore 1 - BM 0. noooo:
The way he's going we may have to merge this thread with "BM goes to bed early"......... noooo:
I should not have told him about the strong beer. noooo:
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Bet he didn't make half-time.......... noooo:
Swillmore 1 - BM 0. noooo:
The way he's going we may have to merge this thread with "BM goes to bed early"......... noooo:
I should not have told him about the strong beer. noooo:
Five pints of Grolsch and two Long Island Iced Teas did me..... noooo:
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noooo:
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Been to Pafos.... got the car its MoT, then Superhome then Jumbo then T42 and now back....
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Been to Pafos.... got the car its MoT, then Superhome then Jumbo then T42 and now back....
. . . . and now, BED!
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Oh noes.... I am doing stuff like.... Thumbs:
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Oh noes.... I am doing stuff like.... Thumbs:
Snoozing........ rubschin:
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Oh noes.... I am doing stuff like.... Thumbs:
Snoozing........ rubschin:
No.... ::)
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Oh noes.... I am doing stuff like.... Thumbs:
Snoozing........ rubschin:
No.... ::)
rubschin: Mmmmmmm . . . .
Lying in bed with his new phone playing with his whistle:
Tap-a-talk . . . .
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Oh noes.... I am doing stuff like.... Thumbs:
Snoozing........ rubschin:
No.... ::)
rubschin: Mmmmmmm . . . .
Lying in bed with his new phone playing with his whistle:
Tap-a-talk . . . .
Nope.... ::)
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noooo: 2 shandies at lunch......
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noooo: 2 shandies at lunch......
7 pints.... Thumbs:
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noooo: 2 shandies at lunch......
7 pints.... Thumbs:
Water does not count...
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noooo: 2 shandies at lunch......
7 pints.... Thumbs:
Water does not count...
evil:
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noooo: 2 shandies at lunch......
7 pints.... Thumbs:
Water does not count...
lol: lol: lol: Shandy Bastard. noooo:
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evil:
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Miss A needs to update this thread today,.......... rubschin:
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It;s his age,............ noooo:
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I'm not snoozing! cussing:
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I'm not snoozing! cussing:
sent from tapa-talk in my bed.
whistle:
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I'm not snoozing! cussing:
sent from tapa-talk in my bed.
whistle:
I was akchewlee cleaning up all the mess the fucking cats have just made! cussing:
One of them (the ginger bastard) has been playing with a lizard in the kitchen, spreading its guts all over and tearing down the vertical blinds in the process...
...another (don't know which bastard) has pissed all over LL's pashmina pashmeena scarf which is now soaking in a bucket in the sink.... noooo:
Bastard things! Banghead
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I'm not snoozing! cussing:
sent from tapa-talk in my bed.
whistle:
I was akchewlee cleaning up all the mess the fucking cats have just made! cussing:
One of them (the ginger bastard) has been playing with a lizard in the kitchen, spreading its guts all over and tearing down the vertical blinds in the process...
...another (don't know which bastard) has pissed all over LL's pashmina pashmeena scarf which is now soaking in a bucket in the sink.... noooo:
Bastard things! Banghead
You do have a cat woes thread........ ::)
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I'm not snoozing! cussing:
sent from tapa-talk in my bed.
whistle:
I was akchewlee cleaning up all the mess the fucking cats have just made! cussing:
One of them (the ginger bastard) has been playing with a lizard in the kitchen, spreading its guts all over and tearing down the vertical blinds in the process...
...another (don't know which bastard) has pissed all over LL's pashmina pashmeena scarf which is now soaking in a bucket in the sink.... noooo:
Bastard things! Banghead
You do have a cat woes thread........ ::)
redface: redface: redface:
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2 shandies at lunch........ noooo:
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Tomorrow then noooo:
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He's a bit past his best, as it were....
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Maybe he started watching his Belgium against Putin's boys. Yawnathon even on fast forward
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He's a bit past his best, as it were....
He always was noooo: noooo:
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He's a bit past his best, as it were....
noooo:
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cloud9:
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He's a bit past his bedtime, as it were....
noooo:
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Someone wake him up before his concert tonight ...I have to go to work......... noooo:
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Someone wake him up before his concert tonight ...I have to go to work......... noooo:
sleep021
I'm awake like! Thumbs:
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Someone wake him up before his concert tonight ...I have to go to work......... noooo:
sleep021
I'm awake like! Thumbs:
Was it good........ rubschin:
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Someone wake him up before his concert tonight ...I have to go to work......... noooo:
sleep021
I'm awake like! Thumbs:
Was it good........ rubschin:
Wot, my snooze...? Shrugs:
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Someone wake him up before his concert tonight ...I have to go to work......... noooo:
sleep021
I'm awake like! Thumbs:
Was it good........ rubschin:
Wot, my snooze...? Shrugs:
The show......... noooo:
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Someone wake him up before his concert tonight ...I have to go to work......... noooo:
sleep021
I'm awake like! Thumbs:
Was it good........ rubschin:
Wot, my snooze...? Shrugs:
The show......... noooo:
OIC... redface:
It was absolutely excellent! Thumbs:
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Someone wake him up before his concert tonight ...I have to go to work......... noooo:
sleep021
I'm awake like! Thumbs:
Was it good........ rubschin:
Wot, my snooze...? Shrugs:
The show......... noooo:
OIC... redface:
It was absolutely excellent! Thumbs:
I had heard they were good ..........thanks for the invite....... evil:....I had saved all my euro coins.......
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Someone wake him up before his concert tonight ...I have to go to work......... noooo:
sleep021
I'm awake like! Thumbs:
Was it good........ rubschin:
Wot, my snooze...? Shrugs:
The show......... noooo:
OIC... redface:
It was absolutely excellent! Thumbs:
I had heard they were good ..........thanks for the invite....... evil:....I had saved all my euro coins.......
sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Someone wake him up......... noooo:
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Someone wake him up......... noooo:
I've been to fecking Limassol! cussing:
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noooo:
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I might have a short nap like.... Thumbs:
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noooo: or the early night thread........ rubschin:
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noooo: or the early night thread........ rubschin:
I am watching The Glenn Miller Story on the tellybox like..... cloud9:
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noooo: or the early night thread........ rubschin:
I am watching The Glenn Miller Story on the tellybox like..... cloud9:
Spoiler alert:
He dies.
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noooo: or the early night thread........ rubschin:
I am watching The Glenn Miller Story on the tellybox like..... cloud9:
it ends badly
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noooo: or the early night thread........ rubschin:
I am watching The Glenn Miller Story on the tellybox like..... cloud9:
it ends badly
Wot happens to his windmill........ rubschin:
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noooo: or the early night thread........ rubschin:
I am watching The Glenn Miller Story on the tellybox like..... cloud9:
it ends badly
Wot happens to his windmill........ rubschin:
Don't put the wind up him. noooo:
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noooo: or the early night thread........ rubschin:
I am watching The Glenn Miller Story on the tellybox like..... cloud9:
Spoiler alert:
He dies.
He did! sad24:
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is he snoring........ noooo:
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is he snoring........ noooo:
I imagine he is fossilised by now. noooo:
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I'm not snoozing! cussing:
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Just resting your eyes whistle:
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Just resting your eyes whistle:
No.... ::)
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Just resting your eyes whistle:
No.... ::)
happy100 he will get there one year BM
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Asleep in the office........ noooo:
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I'm not asleep like! cussing:
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Pissed noooo:
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I had a power nap this arvo...... Thumbs:
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I had a power nap this arvo...... Thumbs:
While I was doing all the werk? rubschin:
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I had a power nap this arvo...... Thumbs:
While I was doing all the werk? rubschin:
;D ;D noooo:
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All nice n ready for when LL carries him home......... noooo:
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All nice n ready for when LL carries him home......... noooo:
I drove home thanks you very much..... ::)
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All nice n ready for when LL carries him home......... noooo:
I drove home thanks you very much..... ::)
LL wouldn't let you drink.......... whistle:
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All nice n ready for when LL carries him home......... noooo:
I drove home thanks you very much..... ::)
LL wouldn't let you drink.......... whistle:
::)
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Miss T has a snooze on the sofa..........then fell off.........I did not laugh.......... whistle:
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Tie her up :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Tie her up :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
rubschin: the sleeping cat on her was not happy........ noooo:
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Stick them in the fridge :thumbsup:
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evil:
I did fall off the sofa and Apey DID laugh. I also think I have broken my bum bone. evil:
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I have some magic cream that I can rub in :thumbsup:
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I have some magic cream that I can rub in :thumbsup:
Golden cup......... rubschin:
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evil:
I did fall off the sofa and Apey DID laugh. I also think I have broken my bum bone. evil:
I'm sure you will exact appropriate revenge when the time comes Misty... eveilgrin:
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evil:
I did fall off the sofa and Apey DID laugh. I also think I have broken my bum bone. evil:
I'm sure you will exact appropriate revenge when the time comes Misty... eveilgrin:
rubschin: scared2:
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The unholy trinity of Misty, LL and Miss A will be on the case. It's been nice knowing you Apey.... noooo:
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The unholy trinity of Misty, LL and Miss A will be on the case. It's been nice knowing you Apey.... noooo:
scared2:
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And if you are really unlucky, Miss D, Boogsy and the rest of the ladies will chip in with suggestions....
It probably won't help but you may want to start grovelling now Apey noooo:
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Power nap time ..........gonna be a long night........
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noooo:
Just walked down the post office like.....
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noooo:
Just walked down the post office like.....
They let you sleep there........ eeek:
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noooo:
Just walked down the post office like.....
They let you sleep there........ eeek:
Mongtard.... ::)
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noooo:
Just walked down the post office like.....
They let you sleep there........ eeek:
Mongtard.... ::)
he is asleep lol:
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noooo:
Just walked down the post office like.....
They let you sleep there........ eeek:
Mongtard.... ::)
he is asleep lol:
happy001
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lol: lol: lol:
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Coz he went up Miss A's......... noooo:
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He was quite circumspect, LL was on his case....
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That poor wumman noooo: noooo: What she has to put up with noooo:
angel1
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That poor wumman noooo: noooo: What she has to put up with noooo:
angel1
She's a saint, deserves a medal as big as the town hall clock noooo:
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But then he might hurl her in the pool, like rubschin:
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But then he might hurl her in the pool, like rubschin:
Nah full of coptors......... noooo:
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I am on top form like! cloud9:
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I am on top form like! cloud9:
Just woke up........ noooo:
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I am on top form like! cloud9:
Just woke up........ noooo:
No, was watching the tellybox..... ::)
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I am on top form like! cloud9:
Just woke up........ noooo:
No, was watching the tellybox..... ::)
With closed eyes........ ::)
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Guess he had 2 beers...... noooo:
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Guess he had 2 beers...... noooo:
Had a glass of collapso, then a beer at that place by the airport then a litre of collapso at that place on TOTK.... redface:
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And a snooooze afters.... redface:
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Guess he had 2 beers...... noooo:
Had a glass of collapso, then a beer at that place by the airport then a litre of collapso at that place on TOTK.... redface:
Where was my invite........ cussing:
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Guess he had 2 beers...... noooo:
Had a glass of collapso, then a beer at that place by the airport then a litre of collapso at that place on TOTK.... redface:
Where was my invite........ cussing:
You had to pay.... ::)
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Guess he had 2 beers...... noooo:
Had a glass of collapso, then a beer at that place by the airport then a litre of collapso at that place on TOTK.... redface:
Where was my invite........ cussing:
You had to pay.... ::)
Which boozer....... rubschin:
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Guess he had 2 beers...... noooo:
Had a glass of collapso, then a beer at that place by the airport then a litre of collapso at that place on TOTK.... redface:
Where was my invite........ cussing:
You had to pay.... ::)
Which boozer....... rubschin:
That place by the airport - the Bonamair? - then that place on TOTK.... The green one.... with the buffet... on Sunday like....
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Guess he had 2 beers...... noooo:
Had a glass of collapso, then a beer at that place by the airport then a litre of collapso at that place on TOTK.... redface:
Where was my invite........ cussing:
You had to pay.... ::)
Which boozer....... rubschin:
That place by the airport - the Bonamair? - then that place on TOTK.... The green one.... with the buffet... on Sunday like....
Gust...something.. rubschin: heard good reviews..... rubschin:
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Guess he had 2 beers...... noooo:
Had a glass of collapso, then a beer at that place by the airport then a litre of collapso at that place on TOTK.... redface:
Where was my invite........ cussing:
You had to pay.... ::)
Which boozer....... rubschin:
That place by the airport - the Bonamair? - then that place on TOTK.... The green one.... with the buffet... on Sunday like....
Gust...something.. rubschin: heard good reviews..... rubschin:
It was okay....
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surrender:
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I'm not bloody snoozing! cussing:
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I'm not bloody snoozing! cussing:
I might........ redface:
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I'm not bloody snoozing! cussing:
I might........ redface:
BM lite you say... rubschin:
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So he can get up for QT........ noooo:
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noooo:
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noooo:
redface:
20 beers (plus 2 at the chippy), three bottles of red, a bottle of white and a bottle of voddy does that to you... noooo:
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That was Foggy. Were you on the milk? ::)
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That was Foggy. Were you on the milk? ::)
Tea... redface: redface:
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noooo:
redface:
20 beers (plus 2 at the chippy), three bottles of red, a bottle of white and a bottle of voddy does that to you... noooo:
Plus your 4 this morning...... noooo:
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facepalm:
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noooo:
redface:
20 beers (plus 2 at the chippy), three bottles of red, a bottle of white and a bottle of voddy does that to you... noooo:
Plus your 4 this morning...... noooo:
Um.... redface:
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noooo:
redface:
20 beers (plus 2 at the chippy), three bottles of red, a bottle of white and a bottle of voddy does that to you... noooo:
Plus your 4 this morning...... noooo:
Um.... redface:
As I said a civilised evening ....... Thumbs:
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noooo:
redface:
20 beers (plus 2 at the chippy), three bottles of red, a bottle of white and a bottle of voddy does that to you... noooo:
Plus your 4 this morning...... noooo:
Um.... redface:
As I said a civilised evening ....... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
How is Misty...?
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noooo:
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noooo:
redface:
20 beers (plus 2 at the chippy), three bottles of red, a bottle of white and a bottle of voddy does that to you... noooo:
Plus your 4 this morning...... noooo:
Um.... redface:
As I said a civilised evening ....... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
How is Misty...?
The right thread ...... noooo:
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noooo:
redface:
20 beers (plus 2 at the chippy), three bottles of red, a bottle of white and a bottle of voddy does that to you... noooo:
Plus your 4 this morning...... noooo:
Um.... redface:
As I said a civilised evening ....... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
How is Misty...?
The right thread ...... noooo:
Banghead