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Title: Brides.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 02:38:34 PM
Do not expect to be recognised a week later when you don't have your hair and make-up done and are not wearing a wedding dress... redface:









especially when you are a guest at another wedding........ redface:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2014, 02:43:03 PM
And I thought my memory was shite, thanks Apey that just made me feel loads better  lol:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 02:44:28 PM
And I thought my memory was shite, thanks Apey that just made me feel loads better  lol:

She looked totally different ............ cussing:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2014, 02:45:37 PM
Of course Apey, of course...  whistle:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 02:48:09 PM
Of course Apey, of course...  whistle:

And I was sober....... noooo:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2014, 02:52:00 PM
Do not expect to be recognised a week later when you don't have your hair and make-up done and are not wearing a wedding dress... redface:


I sympathise... happy100

I'm terrible with names and faces....  redface:

Even if she turned up a week later with her hair and make-up done, wearing a wedding dress and a sign round her neck saying "I was that bride from the wedding you did last week" I'd be struggling to place her....  noooo:

The number of people in the village that say "hello Barman" when I am down there - like I am their best mate like - I haven't a clue who they are.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2014, 02:53:39 PM
Senility is a terrible thing.  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2014, 02:54:40 PM
Senility is a terrible thing.  noooo: noooo:

Who are you...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 02:55:32 PM
I am not generally (MIss T is  noooo: ) but she looked completely different and what are the chances of her being at another wedding (on her honeymoon) .... evil:

Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2014, 02:56:22 PM
Senility is a terrible thing.  noooo: noooo:

Who are you...?  rubschin:

Nigel  evil:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2014, 03:04:11 PM
Senility is a terrible thing.  noooo: noooo:

Who are you...?  rubschin:

Nigel  evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2014, 03:09:50 PM
Of course Apey, of course...  whistle:

And I was sober....... noooo:

Bloody hell, were there any reliable witnesses to that fact?  Shocked:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 03:12:06 PM
Of course Apey, of course...  whistle:

And I was sober....... noooo:

Bloody hell, were there any reliable witnesses to that fact?  Shocked:

It was early .... Thumbs:    remembered who she was when she started buying me drinks ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2014, 03:22:24 PM
Of course Apey, of course...  whistle:

And I was sober....... noooo:

Bloody hell, were there any reliable witnesses to that fact?  Shocked:

It was early .... Thumbs:    remembered who she was when she started buying me drinks ........ whistle:

"Yer my beshtesht mate you are..." doesn't count as remembering old boy  point:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 03:23:27 PM
Of course Apey, of course...  whistle:

And I was sober....... noooo:

Bloody hell, were there any reliable witnesses to that fact?  Shocked:

It was early .... Thumbs:    remembered who she was when she started buying me drinks ........ whistle:

"Yer my beshtesht mate you are..." doesn't count as remembering old boy  point:

It does........ evil:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2014, 03:24:18 PM
Only if you can remember and clearly pronounce their name  whistle:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 03:26:50 PM
Only if you can remember and clearly pronounce their name  whistle:

I had the diary........ redface:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2014, 03:33:41 PM
And even with that aid something tells me it took you more than one attempt to get her name right  rubschin:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2014, 03:39:26 PM
Do not expect to be recognised a week later when you don't have your hair and make-up done and are not wearing a wedding dress..

If I had ever seen you with your hair up and make-up on, wearing a wedding dress, be assured I would also pretend not to know you.  noooo:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2014, 03:41:23 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2014, 10:09:41 PM
Do not expect to be recognised a week later when you don't have your hair and make-up done and are not wearing a wedding dress..

If I had ever seen you with your hair up and make-up on, wearing a wedding dress, be assured I would also pretend not to know you.  noooo:
Apey in make up and you in a dress you say?


I'm going to be very ill

Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 10:10:50 PM
Do not expect to be recognised a week later when you don't have your hair and make-up done and are not wearing a wedding dress..

If I had ever seen you with your hair up and make-up on, wearing a wedding dress, be assured I would also pretend not to know you.  noooo:
Apey in make up and you in a dress you say?


I'm going to be very ill

 evil:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: boogs on April 13, 2014, 11:02:34 AM
Do not expect to be recognised a week later when you don't have your hair and make-up done and are not wearing a wedding dress..


If I had ever seen you with your hair up and make-up on, wearing a wedding dress, be assured I would also pretend not to know you.  noooo:
Apey in make up and you in a dress you say?


I'm going to be very ill

Don't know  confused:   I can see it  ;D   Perhaps he could borrow BM's shoes  whistle:
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2014, 11:07:48 AM
Do not expect to be recognised a week later when you don't have your hair and make-up done and are not wearing a wedding dress..


If I had ever seen you with your hair up and make-up on, wearing a wedding dress, be assured I would also pretend not to know you.  noooo:
Apey in make up and you in a dress you say?


I'm going to be very ill

Don't know  confused:   I can see it  ;D   Perhaps he could borrow BM's shoes  whistle:

 rubschin:

I'm going to be ill again
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: boogs on April 13, 2014, 11:09:14 AM
Do not expect to be recognised a week later when you don't have your hair and make-up done and are not wearing a wedding dress..


If I had ever seen you with your hair up and make-up on, wearing a wedding dress, be assured I would also pretend not to know you.  noooo:
Apey in make up and you in a dress you say?


I'm going to be very ill

Don't know  confused:   I can see it  ;D   Perhaps he could borrow BM's shoes  whistle:

 rubschin:

I'm going to be ill again

 happy100
Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2014, 03:01:05 PM
Do not expect to be recognised a week later when you don't have your hair and make-up done and are not wearing a wedding dress..

If I had ever seen you with your hair up and make-up on, wearing a wedding dress, be assured I would also pretend not to know you.  noooo:
Apey in make up and you in a dress you say?


I'm going to be very ill

I see your point  eeek:

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Title: Re: Brides.....
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2014, 01:28:51 PM
eeek:

I'm in a public place so am going to try very hard not to be too ill but it'll be close


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