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Title: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2014, 05:23:16 PM
Popped in for a quick cuppa with Miss C earlier. Needing a wee, I went to her bathroom which has been converted into one of those "wet room" things.

The slope on the floor is so precipitous that I involuntarily ran across the room and smashed into the far wall. I then hauled myself back towards the bog  evil:

I may sue  rubschin:
Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2014, 05:26:08 PM
Popped in for a quick cuppa with Miss C earlier. Needing a wee, I went to her bathroom which has been converted into one of those "wet room" things.

The slope on the floor is so precipitous that I involuntarily ran across the room and smashed into the far wall. I then hauled myself back towards the bog  evil:

I may sue  rubschin:
Wet room skiing - the all new Olympic sport.  Nick can be our gold medal hope for Rio
Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 05:32:42 PM
Popped in for a quick cuppa with Miss C earlier. Needing a wee, I went to her bathroom which has been converted into one of those "wet room" things.

The slope on the floor is so precipitous that I involuntarily ran across the room and smashed into the far wall. I then hauled myself back towards the bog  evil:

I may sue  rubschin:

Try aiming into the bog when you need a pee.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2014, 05:33:37 PM
The gradient forced me to lurch past it  evil:
Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 05:35:39 PM
The gradient forced me to lurch past it  evil:

Do not let it start until you are standing steady in front of it.  Thumbs:

A bit premature methinks.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2014, 05:53:13 PM
Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee.....  noooo:
Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2014, 05:59:57 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 06:02:20 PM
Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee.....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2014, 06:04:44 PM
Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee.....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like.  Thumbs:

Quite.... the muscles get weak 'down there' like.....  noooo:
Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 06:09:16 PM
Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee.....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like.  Thumbs:

Quite.... the muscles get weak 'down there' like.....  noooo:


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Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2014, 12:31:01 AM
Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee.....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like.  Thumbs:

Quite.... the muscles get weak 'down there' like.....  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fuqlpo2p2v%2Finc.jpg&hash=7aa2d8f0d0161475c42937b7c5664a2db88ff918) (http://postimg.org/image/uqlpo2p2v/)


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Nick lend us a tena,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2014, 05:32:38 AM
Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee.....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like.  Thumbs:

Quite.... the muscles get weak 'down there' like.....  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fuqlpo2p2v%2Finc.jpg&hash=7aa2d8f0d0161475c42937b7c5664a2db88ff918) (http://postimg.org/image/uqlpo2p2v/)


 Thumbs:

Nick lend us a tena,,,,,,,,,, whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The incredible sloping bathroom
Post by: Baldy on April 05, 2014, 05:40:34 AM
Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee.....  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like.  Thumbs:

Quite.... the muscles get weak 'down there' like.....  noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fuqlpo2p2v%2Finc.jpg&hash=7aa2d8f0d0161475c42937b7c5664a2db88ff918) (http://postimg.org/image/uqlpo2p2v/)


 Thumbs:

Nick lend us a tena,,,,,,,,,, whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: