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Title: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2014, 10:21:43 AM: So, Miss A has donated the machine to Misty...

Miss A brought it to Pissouri...

I collected it...

I was supposed to deliver it to Pafos but Apey was completely unable to tell me where he lives... ::)

So I have now arranged to have it delivered to him! Banghead

Still, I couldn't send it off without trying it.... whistle:

http://youtu.be/RXIRbazT2Rs (http://youtu.be/RXIRbazT2Rs)
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2014, 10:23:31 AM: Why doesn't he know where he lives? rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2014, 10:28:08 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 02, 2014, 10:23:31 AM
Why doesn't he know where he lives? rubschin:

I dunno.... noooo:

The ONE THING he had to do in the whole exercise was to tell me where to deliver it yesterday.... noooo:

But did you see what I did with the title eh, EH??? THREAD!!!!! happy001
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2014, 10:30:41 AM: tunble:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2014, 11:37:56 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 02, 2014, 10:30:41 AM
tunble:

Well, it made I larf.... redface:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2014, 12:02:07 PM: Empty vessels..... noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2014, 01:25:53 PM: The merchandise has been passed to the courier.... *winks*
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2014, 01:29:18 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2014, 01:25:53 PM
The merchandise has been passed to the courier.... *winks*

Obviously a stitch-up.
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2014, 03:31:08 PM: It has arrived ...... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2014, 03:48:17 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2014, 01:29:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2014, 01:25:53 PM
The merchandise has been passed to the courier.... *winks*

Obviously a stitch-up.
has it been needling him
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2014, 03:52:12 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 02, 2014, 03:48:17 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2014, 01:29:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2014, 01:25:53 PM
The merchandise has been passed to the courier.... *winks*

Obviously a stitch-up.
has it been needling him
He has been bobbin about as if he is reely agitated.

I think the tension is too much for him with his zig-zag mind.

I had better button it I think.
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2014, 03:54:48 PM: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Misty on April 02, 2014, 03:58:18 PM: Yey!

I must pass on many thanks to BM and the generous Miss A.

I shall be taking orders for my new summer fashion range soon. Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2014, 03:58:55 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2014, 03:52:12 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 02, 2014, 03:48:17 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2014, 01:29:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2014, 01:25:53 PM
The merchandise has been passed to the courier.... *winks*

Obviously a stitch-up.
has it been needling him
He has been bobbin about as if he is reely agitated.

I think the tension is too much for him with his zig-zag mind.

I had better button it I think.
lol:

We should get a Singer, there may be one on the Shuttle
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2014, 03:59:21 PM: My trousers?
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2014, 04:01:06 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 02, 2014, 03:59:21 PM
My trousers?
Do you need more baling twine?
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Baldy on April 02, 2014, 04:02:55 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2014, 04:01:06 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 02, 2014, 03:59:21 PM
My trousers?
Do you need more baling twine?

lol:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2014, 04:03:05 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 02, 2014, 03:58:18 PM
Yey!

I must pass on many thanks to BM and the generous Miss A.

I shall be taking orders for my new summer fashion range soon. Thumbs:

happ096
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2014, 04:03:26 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2014, 04:01:06 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 02, 2014, 03:59:21 PM
My trousers?
Do you need more baling twine?

Never the twine..... noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2014, 04:05:07 PM: sad24:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2014, 04:53:31 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 02, 2014, 04:03:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2014, 04:01:06 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 02, 2014, 03:59:21 PM
My trousers?
Do you need more baling twine?

Never the twine..... noooo:
drumroll:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Misty on April 02, 2014, 05:43:22 PM: http://www.amazon.com/Simplicity-Sewing-Pattern-8851-Costumes/dp/B001C7M9B8 (http://www.amazon.com/Simplicity-Sewing-Pattern-8851-Costumes/dp/B001C7M9B8)

Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2014, 06:12:19 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 02, 2014, 05:43:22 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Simplicity-Sewing-Pattern-8851-Costumes/dp/B001C7M9B8 (http://www.amazon.com/Simplicity-Sewing-Pattern-8851-Costumes/dp/B001C7M9B8)

Thumbs:

Thumbs: eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Sewing Machine Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2014, 06:13:15 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 02, 2014, 05:43:22 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Simplicity-Sewing-Pattern-8851-Costumes/dp/B001C7M9B8 (http://www.amazon.com/Simplicity-Sewing-Pattern-8851-Costumes/dp/B001C7M9B8)

Thumbs:

You'd better get BM a plastic bucket then as the drool will rust his tin one in short order whistle: