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Title: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 08:13:49 AM: SO what treats are all you breeding laydees getting? Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 11:48:44 AM: tunble:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2014, 11:51:20 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 11:48:44 AM
tunble:

Guess the they all being spoilt rotten and/or been taken out for lunch.... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 11:54:02 AM: Not my mummy sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 30, 2014, 12:02:57 PM: I am not breeding I have bred. ::) My days of having to munch through a pile of cold floppy toast covered in either too much jam or butter or both whilst making appreciating noises and staring at the limp daffodil at the side of the tray at stupid o'clock in the morning are long gone. cloud9:

I have had lovely cards from my children a rose, six bunches of Channel Island narcissi and a beautifully printed chicken voucher from eldest daughter. She will be coming here next weekend and we will redeem said voucher for the real thing. ;D

Busy here packing books and 'stuff' up ready to take it up stairs and cleaning the bathroom floor.

Can't bear going out on a day such as today (see also Bank Holidays). Everywhere is over run by parents trying to look happy whilst dealing with screaming and mis behaving brats in shops bars and restaurants which have inflated their prices for this special occasion. cussing:

Mr C cooked breakfast which is something that I was going to do but I had to field a phone call.

Pottering in the garden this avro followed by roast beef for supper.

The weather is good so all is well in my little world. cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 12:05:33 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 30, 2014, 12:02:57 PM
I am not breeding I have bred. ::) My days of having to munch through a pile of cold floppy toast covered in either too much jam or butter or both whilst making appreciating noises and staring at the limp daffodil at the side of the tray at stupid o'clock in the morning are long gone. cloud9:

I have had lovely cards from my children a rose, six bunches of Channel Island narcissi and a beautifully printed chicken voucher from eldest daughter. She will be coming here next weekend and we will redeem said voucher for the real thing. ;D

Busy here packing books and 'stuff' up ready to take it up stairs and cleaning the bathroom floor.

Can't bear going out on a day such as today (see also Bank Holidays). Everywhere is over run by parents trying to look happy whilst dealing with screaming and mis behaving brats in shops bars and restaurants which have inflated their prices for this special occasion. cussing:

Mr C cooked breakfast which is something that I was going to do but I had to field a phone call.

Pottering in the garden this avro followed by roast beef for supper.

The weather is good so all is well in my little world. cloud9:

Mr C didn't bring you breakfast in bed eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2014, 12:27:13 PM: I took LL to the pub.... she paid.... cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 12:27:35 PM: Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2014, 12:28:57 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2014, 12:27:13 PM
I took LL to the pub.... she paid.... cloud9:

Blew your pocket money on a card...... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2014, 12:31:16 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 30, 2014, 12:28:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2014, 12:27:13 PM
I took LL to the pub.... she paid.... cloud9:

Blew your pocket money on a card...... noooo:

She's not my mother.... ::)
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 12:32:03 PM: Is LL his mummy?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fta1f4sx7j%2Fimage.jpg&hash=24932ebec59f0eeb00470f3a82f48159029505e0) (http://postimg.org/image/ta1f4sx7j/)
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2014, 12:36:25 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 12:32:03 PM
Is LL his mummy?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fta1f4sx7j%2Fimage.jpg&hash=24932ebec59f0eeb00470f3a82f48159029505e0) (http://postimg.org/image/ta1f4sx7j/)

I AM that cute.... cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 12:37:09 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2014, 12:36:25 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 12:32:03 PM
Is LL his mummy?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fta1f4sx7j%2Fimage.jpg&hash=24932ebec59f0eeb00470f3a82f48159029505e0) (http://postimg.org/image/ta1f4sx7j/)

I AM that bald.... cloud9:

whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2014, 03:06:59 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 12:37:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2014, 12:36:25 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 12:32:03 PM
Is LL his mummy?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fta1f4sx7j%2Fimage.jpg&hash=24932ebec59f0eeb00470f3a82f48159029505e0) (http://postimg.org/image/ta1f4sx7j/)

I AM that bald.... cloud9:

whistle:

evil:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2014, 03:10:00 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2014, 03:06:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 12:37:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2014, 12:36:25 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 12:32:03 PM
Is LL his mummy?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fta1f4sx7j%2Fimage.jpg&hash=24932ebec59f0eeb00470f3a82f48159029505e0) (http://postimg.org/image/ta1f4sx7j/)

I AM that bald.... cloud9:

whistle:

evil:

Don't spit your dummy out..... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2014, 03:14:34 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 30, 2014, 03:10:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2014, 03:06:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 12:37:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2014, 12:36:25 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 12:32:03 PM
Is LL his mummy?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fta1f4sx7j%2Fimage.jpg&hash=24932ebec59f0eeb00470f3a82f48159029505e0) (http://postimg.org/image/ta1f4sx7j/)

I AM that bald.... cloud9:

whistle:

evil:

Don't spit your dummy out..... noooo:

char090
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 03:24:14 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fdohupgx3z%2Fmum.jpg&hash=27ab50fa29109088e0ebbd2a08957fb6044ed8bf) (http://postimg.org/image/dohupgx3z/)
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2014, 04:30:20 PM: I wonder if Tipsy's kids stole her some DAFs...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2014, 04:31:32 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 30, 2014, 04:30:20 PM
I wonder if Tipsy's kids stole her some DAFs...... rubschin:

drumroll:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 04:32:59 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fthjleb9gf%2FDAF.jpg&hash=b77008172c46b04ea16a99e5e263e825a1d37ea9) (http://postimg.org/image/thjleb9gf/) rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2014, 04:33:59 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 04:32:59 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fthjleb9gf%2FDAF.jpg&hash=b77008172c46b04ea16a99e5e263e825a1d37ea9) (http://postimg.org/image/thjleb9gf/) rubschin:

Yes, I think we got that.... ::)
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2014, 05:30:41 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 03:24:14 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fdohupgx3z%2Fmum.jpg&hash=27ab50fa29109088e0ebbd2a08957fb6044ed8bf) (http://postimg.org/image/dohupgx3z/)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2014, 05:42:12 PM: I am returned from battling the utter fuckwittery that is mothers day traffic. Jeez do some people drive their Mums slow.

Anyway I am apparently a superb cook in my Mum's eyes for taking lunch to her

I'm not of course any cop but here's a top tip: Sainsbury's Chicken in cider sauce with leeks and tatties meal deal with choccy puds and wine is so easy to cook and apparently is yumster. (Their mushroom risotto is cracking too)
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2014, 05:51:42 PM: Quote from: Steve on March 30, 2014, 05:42:12 PM
I am returned from battling the utter fuckwittery that is mothers day traffic. Jeez do some people drive their Mums slow.

Anyway I am apparently a superb cook in my Mum's eyes for taking lunch to her

I'm not of course any cop but here's a top tip: Sainsbury's Chicken in cider sauce with leeks and tatties meal deal with choccy puds and wine is so easy to cook and apparently is yumster. (Their mushroom risotto is cracking too)

Cider ..awaits Nick..
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2014, 08:34:50 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 30, 2014, 12:02:57 PM
I am not breeding I have bred. ::) My days of having to munch through a pile of cold floppy toast covered in either too much jam or butter or both whilst making appreciating noises and staring at the limp daffodil at the side of the tray at stupid o'clock in the morning are long gone. cloud9:

I have had lovely cards from my children a rose, six bunches of Channel Island narcissi and a beautifully printed chicken voucher from eldest daughter. She will be coming here next weekend and we will redeem said voucher for the real thing. ;D

Busy here packing books and 'stuff' up ready to take it up stairs and cleaning the bathroom floor.

Can't bear going out on a day such as today (see also Bank Holidays). Everywhere is over run by parents trying to look happy whilst dealing with screaming and mis behaving brats in shops bars and restaurants which have inflated their prices for this special occasion. cussing:

Mr C cooked breakfast which is something that I was going to do but I had to field a phone call.

Pottering in the garden this avro followed by roast beef for supper.

The weather is good so all is well in my little world. cloud9:

Top MUM. Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 31, 2014, 11:47:44 AM: Quote from: Barman on March 30, 2014, 04:33:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 30, 2014, 04:32:59 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2Fthjleb9gf%2FDAF.jpg&hash=b77008172c46b04ea16a99e5e263e825a1d37ea9) (http://postimg.org/image/thjleb9gf/) rubschin:

Yes, I think we got that.... ::)

lol:

An orchid and a card with a French town scene from the Eldest (and was kissed too eeek:) and a box of chocolates and a card telling me I am special from the Little Un. cloud9:

The orchid the Eldest gave me 4 years ago is in flower at the moment too. cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: boogs on March 31, 2014, 03:28:21 PM: I received beautiful cards (which in part was a surprise as my youngest is not talking or happy with me at the moment terrible person I am) plants (for new garden) and Grandma things pen, keyring and pretty mug with scarf.. cloud9:

I too hate going out on days like Mothers day bank holidays etc.

Being taken to the pub to eat tonight instead cloud9: Nice and quiet like Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2014, 03:31:02 PM: :thumbsup: ^
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2014, 09:31:24 PM: The Brat got up at 9am on a Sunday morning to give me a card and some presents eeek:

Then she went back to bed.
I went to the mans house where we chilled out whilst his boys went to see The Loon for Mothers Day.
Tranquility ...the best gift :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2014, 09:33:39 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2014, 09:31:24 PM
The Brat got up at 9am on a Sunday morning to give me a card and some presents eeek:

Then she went back to bed.
I went to the mans house where we chilled out whilst his boys went to see The Loon for Mothers Day.
Tranquility ...the best gift :thumbsup:
So Carlsberg do do Mothers Days then :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2014, 09:34:45 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2014, 09:31:24 PM
The Brat got up at 9am on a Sunday morning to give me a card and some presents eeek:

Then she went back to bed.
I went to the mans house where we chilled out whilst his boys went to see The Loon for Mothers Day.
Tranquility ...the best gift :thumbsup:

Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: barmisspah? on April 01, 2014, 03:18:12 PM: Cards, choccies, wine, a Lush gift set & taken out for a meal.
nuff said cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2014, 03:21:13 PM: Searches for hippo pic ::)
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: barmisspah? on April 01, 2014, 03:27:45 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 01, 2014, 03:21:13 PM
Searches for hippo pic ::)

You are Reggie Perrin & I claim my fiver
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2014, 03:44:43 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 01, 2014, 03:21:13 PM
Searches for hippo pic ::)

BM can you add a one trick pony emoticon for the list please. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2014, 03:47:02 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2014, 03:44:43 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 01, 2014, 03:21:13 PM
Searches for hippo pic ::)

BM can you add a one trick pony emoticon for the list please. whistle:

;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2014, 03:50:22 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whQVzIcQV7U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whQVzIcQV7U)
Title: Re: The all new Mothers'/Mother's Day Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2014, 04:46:10 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 01, 2014, 03:50:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whQVzIcQV7U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whQVzIcQV7U)

You have a copycat? scared2: