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Title: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 02:22:09 PM
I realised recently that I ALWAYS put my right shoe on first. Today, as an experiment, I decided to put my left shoe on first. It took me about 10 minutes and then I discovered I was completely unable to put my right shoe on.  rubschin:

I had to take the left shoe off and start again, right shoe first. Easy  :thumbsup:

Does anyone else have this problem?
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 02:56:51 PM
And if you have tried to reverse your usual shoe putting on sequence just admit it  ::)

See also: coat/jacket sleeves
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2014, 02:58:16 PM
Have you been on the cooking sherry........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 03:00:01 PM
Not till 5.30  ::)
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2014, 03:02:50 PM
I realised recently that I ALWAYS put my right shoe on first. Today, as an experiment, I decided to put my left shoe on first. It took me about 10 minutes and then I discovered I was completely unable to put my right shoe on.  rubschin:

I had to take the left shoe off and start again, right shoe first. Easy  :thumbsup:

Does anyone else have this problem?

No but I suspect it helps if you have the shoes on the right foot.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 03:03:54 PM
 ::) ::)

You try it. OK?
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2014, 03:03:56 PM
rubschin:

Yep I'm a right foot first person too or I'd fall over

But then I'm right handed but IIRC you're a leftie

Which arm first into shirt or coat?  That's supposed to say what handed you are but doesn't work for Mrs K


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Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 03:05:22 PM
Left arm for sleeves or I spend the whole day fighting my jacket  noooo:

Try yer shoes in the wrong sequence. Agony. Same for socks  noooo:
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2014, 03:07:59 PM
I realised recently that I ALWAYS put my right shoe on first. Today, as an experiment, I decided to put my left shoe on first. It took me about 10 minutes and then I discovered I was completely unable to put my right shoe on.  rubschin:

I had to take the left shoe off and start again, right shoe first. Easy  :thumbsup:

Does anyone else have this problem?

No but I suspect it helps if you have the shoes on the right foot.  rubschin:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2014, 03:11:11 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Misty on March 28, 2014, 03:37:27 PM
Left arm for sleeves or I spend the whole day fighting my jacket  noooo:

Try yer shoes in the wrong sequence. Agony. Same for socks  noooo:

 eeek: i just tried it and nearly fell over.

i also am a lefty and do my sleeves left arm first.
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 03:43:59 PM
 cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2014, 03:45:01 PM
cloud9: cloud9:

Coz she is pissed again.... ::)
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Misty on March 28, 2014, 03:46:53 PM
cloud9: cloud9:

Coz she is pissed again.... ::)

 evil: am not........yet
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: barmisspah? on March 28, 2014, 03:59:47 PM
I put on whichever shoe I find first.
Although one time I put them on without looking & halfway to work realised i was wearing one shoe & one slipper. Luckily they know what I'm like.
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 28, 2014, 04:03:37 PM
Shoes ~ either one first.

Jacket ~ right arm first (I'm a lefty) tried left arm first, couldn't do it

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 04:08:39 PM
Weird or what?  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 28, 2014, 04:16:23 PM
Yep.

Thinking about it, I always put my left leg in first (cue famous song)
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 04:17:50 PM
The famous Anti Catholic ditty?
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2014, 04:19:20 PM
Well, I just managed to take my shoes off in the 'wrong' order and put my slippers on in the 'wrong' order without major incident..... ::)
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 04:20:41 PM
Yes, but you are weird.
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 28, 2014, 04:22:18 PM
The famous Anti Catholic ditty?

 shrugs:

Bill Bailey - Kraftwerk - Part Troll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwaxWoJPUC0#ws)
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2014, 04:23:12 PM
Yes, but you are weird.

I can manage to put my shoes on you mean...? ::)
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 04:24:44 PM
The famous Anti Catholic ditty?

 shrugs:

Bill Bailey - Kraftwerk - Part Troll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwaxWoJPUC0#ws)


More or less, yes  rubschin:
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
Well, I just managed to take my shoes off in the 'wrong' order and put my slippers on in the 'wrong' order without major incident..... ::)

Off to bed soon..... ::)
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2014, 04:29:09 PM
Well Foggy tried it and fell over. I rest my case  cloud9:
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 05:13:29 PM
Well Foggy tried it and fell over. I rest my case  cloud9:

Lets hope they do not do tests upon life enhancing drugs on muppets, there could be a cure for all types of cancer if they used normal people.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2014, 05:51:09 PM
Yes, but you are weird.
Prolly he is an robot and easily reprogrammed
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Misty on March 28, 2014, 06:58:29 PM
Well Foggy tried it and fell over. I rest my case  cloud9:

Lets hope they do not do tests upon life enhancing drugs on muppets, there could be a cure for all types of cancer if they used normal people.  Thumbs:

 evil: wanker
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 06:59:55 PM
Well Foggy tried it and fell over. I rest my case  cloud9:

Lets hope they do not do tests upon life enhancing drugs on muppets, there could be a cure for all types of cancer if they used normal people.  Thumbs:

 evil: wanker

.....Just the truth.  angel1
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 29, 2014, 08:36:04 AM
The famous Anti Catholic ditty?

 shrugs:

Bill Bailey - Kraftwerk - Part Troll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwaxWoJPUC0#ws)

 happy001 happy001 I am a leftie but socks and shoes right foot first.  I have been known to fall over regardless. redface:
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 30, 2014, 04:34:14 PM
Shoes - left first
Socks - right first
Jackets etc - left sleeve first

And I is right handeded.

I frequently topple whilst performing these stunts due to failures of back to support and the related pain . . . .
Title: Re: Shoe paralysis
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2014, 04:41:50 PM
That is all bad and wrong  noooo: