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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: apc2010 on March 25, 2014, 05:48:52 PM
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
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happy100 happy100
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
I told you not to try and lift that wallet..... noooo:
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
I told you not to try and lift that wallet..... noooo:
Nope. noooo:
He was just trying to open it. Shocked:
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
I told you not to try and lift that wallet..... noooo:
Nope. noooo:
He was just trying to open it. Shocked:
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
Miss T (by definition) can't have man-flu . . . unless there's something we've not been told . . .
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SHe bought one of Baldy's strap ons noooo: noooo:
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
Miss T (by definition) can't have man-flu . . . unless there's something we've not been told . . .
She caught it off of Miss D.
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SHe bought one of Baldy's strap ons noooo: noooo:
Are you sure the plural isn't straps on?
Youre slipping. whistle:
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Outside my experience fortunately.
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
I will muster a food parcel.
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
I will muster a food parcel.
Twiglets please....... Thumbs: my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
I will muster a food parcel.
Twiglets please....... Thumbs: my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:
So you couldn't have come out for a beer today.... ::)
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
I will muster a food parcel.
Twiglets please....... Thumbs: my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:
So you couldn't have come out for a beer today.... ::)
evil: beer helps you know...
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
I will muster a food parcel.
Twiglets please....... Thumbs: my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:
So you couldn't have come out for a beer today.... ::)
evil: beer helps you know...
I had four big Cs on the beach there - it was lovely..... cloud9:
Mind you, it took that flip-flop about ten hours to make a burger and chips.... noooo:
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
I will muster a food parcel.
Twiglets please....... Thumbs: my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:
So you couldn't have come out for a beer today.... ::)
evil: beer helps you know...
I had four big Cs on the beach there - it was lovely..... cloud9:
Mind you, it took that flip-flop about ten hours to make a burger and chips.... noooo:
Is the kebab stall not open yet ... rubschin: great kebabs n cheap.....strange but he rents out space to 2 food places the other does weird biscuit things but nice.... Thumbs:
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I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:
I will muster a food parcel.
Twiglets please....... Thumbs: my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:
So you couldn't have come out for a beer today.... ::)
evil: beer helps you know...
I had four big Cs on the beach there - it was lovely..... cloud9:
Mind you, it took that flip-flop about ten hours to make a burger and chips.... noooo:
Is the kebab stall not open yet ... rubschin: great kebabs n cheap.....strange but he rents out space to 2 food places the other does weird biscuit things but nice.... Thumbs:
No.... there was lots of sawing and banging on that big green thing......
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Now I just sliced my finger washing up.... sad32:
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Now I just sliced my finger washing up.... sad32:
gerls werk..... noooo:
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Now I just sliced my finger washing up.... sad32:
gerls werk..... noooo:
The fact that he expects drinks to be bleddy bought for him all the time, makes him a 'gerl'. noooo:
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Now I just sliced my finger washing up.... sad32:
gerls werk..... noooo:
The fact that he expects drinks to be bleddy bought for him all the time, makes him a 'gerl'. noooo:
Zackly.... noooo:
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Now I just sliced my finger washing up.... sad32:
gerls werk..... noooo:
The fact that he expects drinks to be bleddy bought for him all the time, makes him a 'gerl'. noooo:
Zackly.... noooo:
Sympathy......... noooo:
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I managed to get Apey's dreaded crocked back today. On the third ball of a 3 game match of 6 pin bowling. Unsurprisingly I didn't win any games or set any records and even Mrs K beat me in the last game cry: redface:
I am now indulging in alcohol therapy
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Is it time for me to recommend Donna eyes: eyes: the Chiropractor??
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Is it time for me to recommend Donna eyes: eyes: the Chiropractor??
:thumbsup: but will be going to Nicola the back quack if it doesn't improve rapidly
Get's confusing between Nicola the back quack and Nicola the toothy surgeon
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Donna is babetastic eyes:
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Donna is babetastic eyes:
tempting but a long way from here
I wonder if the Bear ever went?
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He was too scared noooo:
Poor Mr Bear noooo: sad24: sad24:
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Oh gawd, sympathy to you all. happy100 happy100 happy100
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Well, seeing as how this thread seems to have become the "bad back" thread . . . .
For years now I've suffered with a bad back.
Three years ago, after a lot of badgering the GP, I got into what passes for the NHS back pain maze.
It starts with a referral to a physiotherapist. They check you over, discover that you can't move much and come to the conclusion that you have a bad back. (No shit Sherlock!)
You get referred for hydrotherapy - basically pratting about in a warm pool for an hour a couple of times a week for about five weeks.
The physiotherapists are stunned to discover that you still have a bad back!
You get a referral for an MRI scan - this shows (effectively) no disc between L4 and L5!
They suggest that an injection to the "facet joints" may help.
You have the injection - it helps - for about three weeks.
They say "Aha, we can mend you - have radio frequncy Denervation of said facet joints (basically they microwave the nerves in question. eeek:).
One very uncomfortable procedure later and things are looking up.
They look up for about 5 months, then the pain is back.
Been to the GP again, he says "I can refer you to the physiotherapist".
I say "Why - we know what's wrong, you lot did the MRI"
He says "It's how you access back pain services"
Digs in pocket - will be booking a consultation with THE back specialist in the South very soon.
GRRRRRRRRR!
Fooking NHS - like taking your car to the garage, they know what's wrong, try a fix which doesn't work and want to re-diagnose when they know what the problem is . . .
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worthy: worthy:
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worthy: worthy:
Are you taking the piss ...I doubt if he can do that....... noooo:
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Oh noes. He has the EXACT same back problem as me. I have seen every variety of -ist over the last 30 years. noooo:
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worthy: worthy: to Marley and Nick
Not only for being worserer but telling their grief with good humour
What really pisses me off about my 2nd division bad back is all those years ago me mum and dad saying "if you keep lifting things like that you'll regret it later" Don't you just hate it when they're right.
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My L4/L5 buggered disc makes me limp sad24:
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My L4/L5 buggered disc makes me limp sad24:
too many jokes
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Really? Shocked:
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Well, seeing as how this thread seems to have become the "bad back" thread . . . .
For years now I've suffered with a bad back.
Three years ago, after a lot of badgering the GP, I got into what passes for the NHS back pain maze.
It starts with a referral to a physiotherapist. They check you over, discover that you can't move much and come to the conclusion that you have a bad back. (No shit Sherlock!)
You get referred for hydrotherapy - basically pratting about in a warm pool for an hour a couple of times a week for about five weeks.
The physiotherapists are stunned to discover that you still have a bad back!
You get a referral for an MRI scan - this shows (effectively) no disc between L4 and L5!
They suggest that an injection to the "facet joints" may help.
You have the injection - it helps - for about three weeks.
They say "Aha, we can mend you - have radio frequncy Denervation of said facet joints (basically they microwave the nerves in question. eeek:).
One very uncomfortable procedure later and things are looking up.
They look up for about 5 months, then the pain is back.
Been to the GP again, he says "I can refer you to the physiotherapist".
I say "Why - we know what's wrong, you lot did the MRI"
He says "It's how you access back pain services"
Digs in pocket - will be booking a consultation with THE back specialist in the South very soon.
GRRRRRRRRR!
Fooking NHS - like taking your car to the garage, they know what's wrong, try a fix which doesn't work and want to re-diagnose when they know what the problem is . . .
It is free tho! Thumbs:
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Well, seeing as how this thread seems to have become the "bad back" thread . . . .
For years now I've suffered with a bad back.
Three years ago, after a lot of badgering the GP, I got into what passes for the NHS back pain maze.
It starts with a referral to a physiotherapist. They check you over, discover that you can't move much and come to the conclusion that you have a bad back. (No shit Sherlock!)
You get referred for hydrotherapy - basically pratting about in a warm pool for an hour a couple of times a week for about five weeks.
The physiotherapists are stunned to discover that you still have a bad back!
You get a referral for an MRI scan - this shows (effectively) no disc between L4 and L5!
They suggest that an injection to the "facet joints" may help.
You have the injection - it helps - for about three weeks.
They say "Aha, we can mend you - have radio frequncy Denervation of said facet joints (basically they microwave the nerves in question. eeek:).
One very uncomfortable procedure later and things are looking up.
They look up for about 5 months, then the pain is back.
Been to the GP again, he says "I can refer you to the physiotherapist".
I say "Why - we know what's wrong, you lot did the MRI"
He says "It's how you access back pain services"
Digs in pocket - will be booking a consultation with THE back specialist in the South very soon.
GRRRRRRRRR!
Fooking NHS - like taking your car to the garage, they know what's wrong, try a fix which doesn't work and want to re-diagnose when they know what the problem is . . .
It is free tho! Thumbs:
Err, you been at the collapso BM?
Which bit of
"Digs in pocket - will be booking a consultation with THE back specialist in the South very soon. "
did you not understand?
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He is not too bright bless him noooo:
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Well, I suppose if he will go around with a bucket in his bonce, there will not be too much brightness about . . . .
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Does this mean that my exertions at Gatwick will mean I get a bad back when I get old? :o
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Well, seeing as how this thread seems to have become the "bad back" thread . . . .
For years now I've suffered with a bad back.
Three years ago, after a lot of badgering the GP, I got into what passes for the NHS back pain maze.
It starts with a referral to a physiotherapist. They check you over, discover that you can't move much and come to the conclusion that you have a bad back. (No shit Sherlock!)
You get referred for hydrotherapy - basically pratting about in a warm pool for an hour a couple of times a week for about five weeks.
The physiotherapists are stunned to discover that you still have a bad back!
You get a referral for an MRI scan - this shows (effectively) no disc between L4 and L5!
They suggest that an injection to the "facet joints" may help.
You have the injection - it helps - for about three weeks.
They say "Aha, we can mend you - have radio frequncy Denervation of said facet joints (basically they microwave the nerves in question. eeek:).
One very uncomfortable procedure later and things are looking up.
They look up for about 5 months, then the pain is back.
Been to the GP again, he says "I can refer you to the physiotherapist".
I say "Why - we know what's wrong, you lot did the MRI"
He says "It's how you access back pain services"
Digs in pocket - will be booking a consultation with THE back specialist in the South very soon.
GRRRRRRRRR!
Fooking NHS - like taking your car to the garage, they know what's wrong, try a fix which doesn't work and want to re-diagnose when they know what the problem is . . .
It is free tho! Thumbs:
Err, you been at the collapso BM?
Which bit of
"Digs in pocket - will be booking a consultation with THE back specialist in the South very soon. "
did you not understand?
Sorry.... I'll remember to add the [sarc] and [/sarc] tags next time.... Thumbs:
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Does this mean that my exertions at Gatwick will mean I get a bad back when I get old? :o
Yes noooo:
Mrs TMRBB will have to go on top noooo:
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Does this mean that my exertions at Gatwick will mean I get a bad back when I get old? :o
Does Warwick Davis have back problems....? rubschin:
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Does this mean that my exertions at Gatwick will mean I get a bad back when I get old? :o
Does Warwick Davis have back problems....? rubschin:
Doubt it - prolly like dogs - daxies wiv long backs tend to have back problems. So, Warwick wiv a short back should be OK (prolly little 'un too -despite Gatwick)
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I have a long back sad24:
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I have a long back sad24:
Well, like me, it's now a bit shorterer . . .
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I have a long back sad24:
And sides ?
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Well yes. Has The Brat learnt sign language?
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Does this mean that my exertions at Gatwick will mean I get a bad back when I get old? :o
Does Warwick Davis have back problems....? rubschin:
Doubt it - prolly like dogs - daxies wiv long backs tend to have back problems. So, Warwick wiv a short back should be OK (prolly little 'un too -despite Gatwick)
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