The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 24, 2007, 11:16:19 AM
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An august organ is open on my desk. My eye was drawn to a job advert. The corporate strap lline is:
Improving People's Lives (gap)
in Salford
BOMB IT THEN!
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An august organ is open on my desk. My eye was drawn to a job advert. The corporate strap lline is:
Improving People's Lives (gap)
in Salford
BOMB IT THEN!
I HATE idiotic mission statements. We fought for two weeks to come up with "Your lives are our future" ::)
In my view, it makes us look like whimsical airheads.
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An august organ is open on my desk. My eye was drawn to a job advert. The corporate strap lline is:
Improving People's Lives (gap)
in Salford
BOMB IT THEN!
I HATE idiotic mission statements. We fought for two weeks to come up with "Your lives are our future" ::)
In my view, it makes us look like whimsical airheads.
Firmly believing that a "Mission Statement" should encapsulate the purpose of the business I once suggested that the company I was working for should adopt ~ "Seeking to Maximise our Profits at your Expense".
For some reason the CEO decided I wasn't entering into the team spirit he wanted at that meeting. noooo:
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He wasn't "up to speed" Angry9:
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He wasn't "up to speed" Angry9:
Couldn't "square the circle" tunble:
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Push the envelope?
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Think outside the box
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Run it up a flag pole and see who salutes it.
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Blue sky thinking
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Does anyone have issues with that? Banghead
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lol:Let's hit the ground running.
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Mrs S has a member of management who has stopped "Thinking outside the box" and now says "Now we are beyond the box" ................ She says she may kill him this term.
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surrender: