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Title: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 07:29:20 AM
He has always been quite fit and healthy but he is currently rather confused. I think it may be Alzheimer's  sad24:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2014, 07:30:10 AM
Is he having a breakdown ?
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 07:31:17 AM
Sssssssssssssh
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2014, 07:37:54 AM
Is he having a breakdown ?

 drumroll:  lol:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 07:39:02 AM
It's not funny. He is very anxious about things  evil:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2014, 07:41:19 AM
He has always been quite fit and healthy but he is currently rather confused. I think it may be Alzheimer's  sad24:

You gearing up for some bad news  rubschin:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 07:42:13 AM
He is staying in hospital while I go to (not) Lanzartotty  sad24:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2014, 07:44:40 AM
You are going to get shafted by the garage  rubschin:

Oh the suspension of it all  lol:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 07:51:44 AM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2014, 10:01:36 AM
He will be exhausted when you get back, the indicators are not good.
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2014, 10:04:07 AM
He is staying in hospital while I go to (not) Lanzartotty  sad24:

Clonk kick...every trip.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2014, 10:13:20 AM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2014, 11:48:22 AM
Oh Miss D and Darwin you are driving him to distraction.   Whatever will he clutch at?
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2014, 01:01:19 PM
Oh Miss D and Darwin you are driving him to distraction.   Whatever will he clutch at?
Miss D was the catalyst, my part cam later.  whistle:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 01:02:12 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2014, 01:20:49 PM
Oh Miss D and Darwin you are driving him to distraction.   Whatever will he clutch at?
Miss D was the catalyst, my part cam later.  whistle:

You spark me off though DS  lol:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 01:25:44 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2014, 01:27:08 PM
Are you becoming tyred of all this ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 01:30:32 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2014, 01:39:28 PM
At this rate, wheel still be disc cussing that car for a while.  Not a cut and shut topic.
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2014, 02:04:44 PM
Poor Nick ...he will get pistoned off with us  ;D
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2014, 02:07:36 PM
Poor Nick ...he will get pistoned off with us  ;D
lol: lol: lol:

If only he had 16 valves to shut off the flow
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 02:08:16 PM
 Angry9:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2014, 02:11:02 PM
We can crank these out all day
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2014, 02:14:22 PM
Might get exhausting for him though  rubschin:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2014, 02:16:02 PM
His crumple zones will errr  . . .. crumple
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2014, 02:16:13 PM
Might get exhausting for him though  rubschin:

AFFS (Darwin)....... whistle:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2014, 02:22:35 PM
But I'm on my second lap  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2014, 02:29:01 PM
But I'm on my second lap  :thumbsup:

turbo powered no less?
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2014, 02:31:38 PM
He has always been quite fit and healthy but he is currently rather confused. I think it may be Alzheimer's  sad24:

A sad note has been found

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My owner has always been quite fit and healthy but he is currently rather confused. I think it may be that Stew
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 02:33:27 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2014, 02:42:45 PM
::)

If you just tell us what is wrong with it you can brake the bleeding chain of leg pulling bearing down on you.
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 02:44:01 PM
It is suffering from anxiety. It is going in tomorrow for ECT.
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2014, 02:52:37 PM
It is suffering from anxiety. It is going in tomorrow for ECT.
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Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2014, 02:55:41 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2014, 09:46:59 AM
Nearly time to go  sad24:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Just One More on March 15, 2014, 11:43:56 AM
It is suffering from anxiety. It is going in tomorrow for ECT.

Hardly bloody surprising

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Now I'm not mechanically minded, but I reckon the exhaust might be f****d
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2014, 02:53:36 PM
I am back. Have never caught the bus to my place so had to get a cab  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2014, 02:55:25 PM
I am back. Have never caught the bus to my place so had to get a cab  :thumbsup:

That extra money has gone to your head..... noooo:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 15, 2014, 04:12:50 PM
I reckon that by the time he's been to Lanzartotty he'll be piston broke . . . . . .










Taxi!
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2014, 04:16:24 PM
I reckon that by the time he's been to Lanzartotty he'll be piston broke . . . . . .










Taxi!

He has to get a taxi......don't rub it in...... noooo:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2014, 04:18:21 PM
At 4.00 a.m.  eeek:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2014, 05:02:54 PM
The garage e mails to say he is cured  cloud9:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2014, 05:22:16 PM
The garage e mails to say he is cured  cloud9:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2014, 05:25:21 PM
The garage e mails to say he is cured  cloud9:

Been covered in smoke for a week....... rubschin:
Title: Re: My car is mentally ill
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2014, 05:30:43 PM
The garage e mails to say he is cured  cloud9:

Been covered in smoke for a week....... rubschin:

I thought that would be the normal condition for any car Nick owns  rubschin: