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Title: The all new party disasters thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2014, 12:52:58 PM
Parties cause trouble. Ask BM  whistle:

I just recalled an incident from the late 70s so I will start you off.

I was sharing a flat in London with 4 gerls ( eyes:). We decided to hold a fancy dress party. One of the gerls' boyfriends (a junior doctor) came as a punk. He was dressed in binliners and chains. I got pissed and forgot it was fancy dress (even though I dressed as a sunflower). Mistaking him for a genuine troublemaker I attacked him and threw him into the street where he got beaten up by some passing thugs.  redface:
Title: Re: The all new party disasters thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2014, 01:19:25 PM
Least he could tend to his wounds...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new party disasters thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2014, 01:22:52 PM
We called an ambulance. His GF went to A and E with him. She was dressed as a chicken noooo:
Title: Re: The all new party disasters thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2014, 01:27:19 PM
We called an ambulance. His GF went to A and E with him. She was dressed as a chicken noooo:

Did they expect foul-play........ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new party disasters thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2014, 01:29:46 PM
2 more fancy dress disasters come to mind.

1. Dressed as a lunatic in a strait jacket. Couldn't eat and had to drink through a straw. (see also Gorilla costume)

2. Milk Tray Man: all in black and made a 4ft long cardboard speedboat (with leg holes) which I wore round my waist on braces. Caused toilet problems.
Title: Re: The all new party disasters thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2014, 01:31:07 PM
Dressed as a lunatic in a strait jacket. Couldn't eat and had to drink through a straw. (see also Gorilla costume)

I don't think that was fancy dress....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new party disasters thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2014, 01:32:11 PM
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