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Title: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2014, 04:33:17 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563823/TV-bra-modelling-offers-flood-White-Dee-gets-agent-But-shes-STILL-claiming-benefits-shes-taking-holiday-paying-for.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563823/TV-bra-modelling-offers-flood-White-Dee-gets-agent-But-shes-STILL-claiming-benefits-shes-taking-holiday-paying-for.html)

Also this fat slag has managed to appear on every fucking tv/radio programme all over the fucking country ..but is too depressed to get up to go to a real job..

If this monster takes the offers flooding in ..will she pay back all the benefits she sucked in for sickness......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2014, 04:42:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 20, 2014, 04:33:17 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563823/TV-bra-modelling-offers-flood-White-Dee-gets-agent-But-shes-STILL-claiming-benefits-shes-taking-holiday-paying-for.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563823/TV-bra-modelling-offers-flood-White-Dee-gets-agent-But-shes-STILL-claiming-benefits-shes-taking-holiday-paying-for.html)

Also this fat slag has managed to appear on every fucking tv/radio programme all over the fucking country ..but is too depressed to get up to go to a real job..

If this monster takes the offers flooding in ..will she pay back all the benefits she sucked in for sickness......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Depression my fat hairy arse! Anybody that has seen somebody suffering with depression knows that fat, ugly, lazy slag hasn't got it!  cussing:
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Baldy on February 20, 2014, 04:44:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2014, 04:42:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 20, 2014, 04:33:17 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563823/TV-bra-modelling-offers-flood-White-Dee-gets-agent-But-shes-STILL-claiming-benefits-shes-taking-holiday-paying-for.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2563823/TV-bra-modelling-offers-flood-White-Dee-gets-agent-But-shes-STILL-claiming-benefits-shes-taking-holiday-paying-for.html)

Also this fat slag has managed to appear on every fucking tv/radio programme all over the fucking country ..but is too depressed to get up to go to a real job..

If this monster takes the offers flooding in ..will she pay back all the benefits she sucked in for sickness......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Depression my fat hairy arse! Anybody that has seen somebody suffering with depression knows that fat, ugly, lazy slag hasn't got it!  cussing:

 noooo: noooo:   cussing:
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2014, 05:27:21 PM
I'd say I hope she gets abducted by aliens and they conduct painful experiments on her but they'd for a nasty view of the rest of us

So a flaming meteorite and Kersplatt for Ms Dee please
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2014, 05:32:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2014, 05:27:21 PM
I'd say I hope she gets abducted by aliens and they conduct painful experiments on her but they'd for a nasty view of the rest of us

So a flaming meteorite and Kersplatt for Ms Dee please

Let's just hope one of her coon boyfriends just does her in ...
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2014, 05:33:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 20, 2014, 05:32:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2014, 05:27:21 PM
I'd say I hope she gets abducted by aliens and they conduct painful experiments on her but they'd for a nasty view of the rest of us

So a flaming meteorite and Kersplatt for Ms Dee please

Let's just hope one of her coon boyfriends just does her in ...

 lol: lol: lol:

They'll be all over her like a rash now she is in the munny.... ::)
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Baldy on February 20, 2014, 05:40:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2014, 05:33:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 20, 2014, 05:32:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2014, 05:27:21 PM
I'd say I hope she gets abducted by aliens and they conduct painful experiments on her but they'd for a nasty view of the rest of us

So a flaming meteorite and Kersplatt for Ms Dee please

Let's just hope one of her coon boyfriends just does her in ...

 lol: lol: lol:

They'll be all over her like a rash now she is in the munny.... ::)

I'm sure the NHS has given her lots of treatment for all of them rashes she has had over the years.
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2014, 05:42:54 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 20, 2014, 05:40:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2014, 05:33:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 20, 2014, 05:32:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2014, 05:27:21 PM
I'd say I hope she gets abducted by aliens and they conduct painful experiments on her but they'd for a nasty view of the rest of us

So a flaming meteorite and Kersplatt for Ms Dee please

Let's just hope one of her coon boyfriends just does her in ...

 lol: lol: lol:

They'll be all over her like a rash now she is in the munny.... ::)

I'm sure the NHS has given her lots of treatment for all of them rashes she has had over the years.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 20, 2014, 06:14:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2014, 05:42:54 PM
Quote from: Baldy on February 20, 2014, 05:40:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2014, 05:33:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 20, 2014, 05:32:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2014, 05:27:21 PM
I'd say I hope she gets abducted by aliens and they conduct painful experiments on her but they'd for a nasty view of the rest of us

So a flaming meteorite and Kersplatt for Ms Dee please

Let's just hope one of her coon boyfriends just does her in ...

 lol: lol: lol:

They'll be all over her like a rash now she is in the munny.... ::)

I'm sure the NHS has given her lots of treatment for all of them rashes she has had over the years.

 lol: lol: lol:

Two things spring to mind -

1. Nick drives a Sierra doesn't he? Not a Mondeo . . .       and . . .
 
2. Bra adverts? WTF? Hammock ads would be more to the point . . . .
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2014, 06:19:21 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2014, 07:08:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2014, 05:27:21 PM
I'd say I hope she gets abducted by aliens and they conduct painful experiments on her butt
Turn off your spell checker.  whistle:
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2014, 10:56:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2014, 07:08:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 20, 2014, 05:27:21 PM
I'd say I hope she gets abducted by aliens and they conduct painful experiments on her butt
Turn off your spell checker.  whistle:
lol:

Turd of yore smells fecker you say?
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2014, 04:16:12 AM
Hmm evidently the definition of depression has changed a lot since I was a student nurse  Explode:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619004/Benefits-Streets-White-Dee-enjoys-champagne-break-Majorca-appear-Magaluf-pool-party-shes-sick-work.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619004/Benefits-Streets-White-Dee-enjoys-champagne-break-Majorca-appear-Magaluf-pool-party-shes-sick-work.html)
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2014, 06:30:30 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2014, 04:16:12 AM
Hmm evidently the definition of depression has changed a lot since I was a student nurse  Explode:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619004/Benefits-Streets-White-Dee-enjoys-champagne-break-Majorca-appear-Magaluf-pool-party-shes-sick-work.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619004/Benefits-Streets-White-Dee-enjoys-champagne-break-Majorca-appear-Magaluf-pool-party-shes-sick-work.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 04, 2014, 05:23:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2014, 04:16:12 AM
Hmm evidently the definition of depression has changed a lot since I was a student nurse  Explode:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619004/Benefits-Streets-White-Dee-enjoys-champagne-break-Majorca-appear-Magaluf-pool-party-shes-sick-work.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619004/Benefits-Streets-White-Dee-enjoys-champagne-break-Majorca-appear-Magaluf-pool-party-shes-sick-work.html)

All I can say is, I'm bloody glad she didn't get hers out . . . .
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2014, 07:35:41 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 04, 2014, 05:23:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2014, 04:16:12 AM
Hmm evidently the definition of depression has changed a lot since I was a student nurse  Explode:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619004/Benefits-Streets-White-Dee-enjoys-champagne-break-Majorca-appear-Magaluf-pool-party-shes-sick-work.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619004/Benefits-Streets-White-Dee-enjoys-champagne-break-Majorca-appear-Magaluf-pool-party-shes-sick-work.html)

All I can say is, I'm bloody glad she didn't get hers out . . . .
That'll be tomorrow's horror
Title: Re: Piss-boiling ...l.
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2014, 08:05:16 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 04, 2014, 07:35:41 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 04, 2014, 05:23:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2014, 04:16:12 AM
Hmm evidently the definition of depression has changed a lot since I was a student nurse  Explode:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619004/Benefits-Streets-White-Dee-enjoys-champagne-break-Majorca-appear-Magaluf-pool-party-shes-sick-work.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619004/Benefits-Streets-White-Dee-enjoys-champagne-break-Majorca-appear-Magaluf-pool-party-shes-sick-work.html)

All I can say is, I'm bloody glad she didn't get hers out . . . .
That'll be tomorrow's horror

 sick2: