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Title: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2014, 07:11:31 PM
At his favourite restaurant. In the kitchen to begin with. Loads of leggy blonde waitresses  whistle: eyes:

ANd they will teach him how to cook  :thumbsup:

He starts on Friday.

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: boogs on February 17, 2014, 07:15:30 PM
At his favourite restaurant. In the kitchen to begin with. Loads of leggy blonde waitresses  whistle: eyes:

ANd they will teach him how to cook  :thumbsup:

He starts on Friday.

What can possibly go wrong?

This will end up a very interesting thread    happy001  fresh meat in the kitchen   ;)
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2014, 07:16:44 PM
I am sure he is in for many surprises  whistle: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: boogs on February 17, 2014, 07:20:09 PM
I am sure he is in for many surprises  whistle: eveilgrin:

Guaranteed   scared2:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2014, 07:22:10 PM
I am thinking of buying him this

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Confidential-Anthony-Bourdain/dp/0747553556/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1392664861&sr=1-1&keywords=kitchen+confidential (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Confidential-Anthony-Bourdain/dp/0747553556/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1392664861&sr=1-1&keywords=kitchen+confidential)

It is a cracking read!!
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2014, 07:39:22 PM
Well done The Boy
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: boogs on February 17, 2014, 07:55:49 PM
I am thinking of buying him this

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Confidential-Anthony-Bourdain/dp/0747553556/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1392664861&sr=1-1&keywords=kitchen+confidential (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Confidential-Anthony-Bourdain/dp/0747553556/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1392664861&sr=1-1&keywords=kitchen+confidential)

It is a cracking read!!

 rubschin: Not sure you should give him ideas  confused:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2014, 07:58:10 PM
Someone in the family needs to learn to cook  whistle:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2014, 08:02:40 PM
 evil:

Pear and goat cheese salid here. Yumster  cloud9:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2014, 09:18:03 PM
I am thinking of buying him this

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Confidential-Anthony-Bourdain/dp/0747553556/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1392664861&sr=1-1&keywords=kitchen+confidential (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Confidential-Anthony-Bourdain/dp/0747553556/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1392664861&sr=1-1&keywords=kitchen+confidential)

It is a cracking read!!

Reading it now ... Thumbs:     well done the boy ...

If he needs any tips on swearing I'm here,,,,, Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2014, 09:20:40 PM
It is a page turner  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2014, 09:32:10 PM
Someone in the family needs to learn to cook  whistle:
and chat up wimmin.  whistle:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2014, 09:38:12 PM
I am teeching him about that too  angel1

1. Compliment them on their appearance in detail (even of they look like a pantomime cow)
2. Ask them to talk about themselves and listen without glazing over
3. Keep the dry white wine topped up

Werks every time  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2014, 09:42:48 PM
I am teeching him about that too  angel1

1. Compliment them on their appearance in detail (even of they look like a pantomime cow)
2. Ask them to talk about themselves and listen without glazing over
3. Keep the dry white wine topped up

Werks every time  :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.summersdale.com%2Fcoverbook%2FThe_Little_Book_of_Chat_up_Lines_2005_RGB_small.jpg&hash=1f827111b4402e83a444eeac8170ba88ead52e77)
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2014, 10:00:09 PM
I am teeching him about that too  angel1

1. Compliment them on their appearance in detail (because they look like a pantomime horse)
2. Ask them to talk about themselves and listen without glazing over
3. Keep the dry white wine topped up

Werks every time  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2014, 10:03:16 PM
Is Foggy that gullible?  noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: boogs on February 17, 2014, 11:18:54 PM
God help the poor boy  happy001  he has no chance if he took advice from you lot   happy001
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2014, 11:27:58 PM
God help the poor boy  happy001  he has no chance if he took advice from you lot   happy001

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 17, 2014, 11:29:55 PM
All he will get is dishwasher hands.

(but well done The Boy  :thumbsup:)
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2014, 11:31:29 PM
All he will get is dishwasher hands.

(but well done The Boy  :thumbsup:)

Is it time for the "bacon slicer " joke now........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2014, 05:19:41 AM
Well done The Boy!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 18, 2014, 06:03:09 AM
Well done!
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2014, 06:30:11 AM
Well done The Boy!  Thumbs:

He's not cooking yet.... ::)
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 18, 2014, 07:01:19 AM
Most excellent news.  Well done that young man.
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2014, 09:25:44 PM
I hope his watch is waterproof...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 09:26:30 PM
I hope his watch is waterproof...... rubschin:

 lol:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2014, 09:27:00 PM
From what I gather it needs to be fireproof  noooo:
Title: Re: The Boy has got a PT job
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2014, 09:28:08 PM
From what I gather it needs to be fireproof  noooo:

Get it from a fire-sale.... Thumbs: