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Title: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2013, 03:46:46 PM
Done today's. This is for tomorrow as I shall be in Birmingham like  evil:



Wahl James Martin Slow Cooker - Beef Stew and Dumplings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NgheY-r5t0#ws)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2013, 03:54:33 PM
Man-pot.............. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2013, 04:03:23 PM
What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2013, 04:04:34 PM
 rubschin:

Might get a take-away....  redface:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2013, 04:13:45 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2013, 05:40:36 PM
rubschin:

Might get a take-away....  redface:

Told you so...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Baldy on December 09, 2013, 05:44:39 PM
Man-pot.............. Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2013, 07:16:16 PM
Maybe this will inspire him  ::)

Nigella Lawson: Curry in a Hurry: Express (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X04FiZjr970#)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2013, 07:36:29 PM
Higella - the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvYmGzIzMs0#ws)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2013, 07:42:25 PM
http://www.food.com/recipe/roasted-cow-udder-300277 (http://www.food.com/recipe/roasted-cow-udder-300277)  ::)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2013, 07:50:14 PM
http://www.food.com/recipe/roasted-cow-udder-300277 (http://www.food.com/recipe/roasted-cow-udder-300277)  ::)

http://www.mcdonalds.com.cy/food/ (http://www.mcdonalds.com.cy/food/)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2013, 07:54:39 PM
Higella - the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvYmGzIzMs0#ws)

 Thumbs:


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Just One More on December 09, 2013, 08:28:41 PM
Higella - the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvYmGzIzMs0#ws)

 Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: boogs on December 09, 2013, 11:25:42 PM
Higella - the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvYmGzIzMs0#ws)

 Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Baldy on December 10, 2013, 11:36:24 AM
Higella - the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvYmGzIzMs0#ws)

 Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2013, 10:08:55 AM
Shepherd's Pie - Delia - BBC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIoeEJTPpQA#ws)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2013, 10:29:14 AM
BM's version:

Go to Lidl
Buy frozen Shepard's Pie
Bung in oven

 whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2013, 10:34:02 AM
BM's version:

Go to Lidl
Buy frozen Shepard's Pie
Bung in oven
Prepare fire blanket

 whistle:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 10:36:58 AM
BM's version:

Go to Lidl
Buy frozen Shepard's Pie & collapso
Bung pie in oven
Chuck pie in bin
Drink collapso

 whistle:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 10:43:02 AM
BM's version:

Go to Lidl
Buy frozen Shepard's Pie & collapso
Bung pie in oven
Chuck pie in bin
Drink collapso

 whistle:

 Thumbs:

Or ask Miss A what is left over for me........ noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2013, 10:45:45 AM
BM's version:

Go to Lidl
Buy frozen Shepard's Pie
Bung in oven
Prepare fire blanket

 whistle:

All I have to say to that is Towel and Microwave Nick  point:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 11, 2013, 02:02:24 PM
That first video's handy, I happened to have won a slow cooker at a raffle last Friday and was thinking of stew and dumplings for this coming weekend.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 02:06:21 PM
That first video's handy, I happened to have won a slow cooker at a raffle last Friday and was thinking of stew and dumplings for this coming weekend.  :thumbsup:

Doing that today ......slow cooker bubbling away......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2013, 02:09:27 PM
I don't see evidence of BM Using this valuable teaching resource  ::)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 02:13:02 PM
I don't see evidence of BM Using this valuable teaching resource  ::)

http://www.wikihow.com/Microwave-Pizza-Without-the-Crust-Going-Soggy (http://www.wikihow.com/Microwave-Pizza-Without-the-Crust-Going-Soggy)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 02:14:42 PM
I don't see evidence of BM Using this valuable teaching resource  ::)

http://www.wikihow.com/Microwave-Pizza-Without-the-Crust-Going-Soggy (http://www.wikihow.com/Microwave-Pizza-Without-the-Crust-Going-Soggy)

 Thumbs:

or................


http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Fray-Bentos-Pie (http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Fray-Bentos-Pie)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 03:02:22 PM
Found some gammon in the back of the fridge!  Thumbs:






Gammon doesn't go off does it.....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 03:04:10 PM
Found some gammon in the back of the fridge!  Thumbs:






Gammon doesn't go off does it.....?  rubschin:

Not with an egg on it..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 03:07:51 PM
Found some gammon in the back of the fridge!  Thumbs:






Gammon doesn't go off does it.....?  rubschin:

Not with an egg on it..... Thumbs:

Bingo!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2013, 04:05:04 PM
Gammon Pork steaks with pineapple & sauce recipe how to make food cook cooking chef pork christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pipg2h0yBM#)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:58:02 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:

Has she used your drill yet....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:06:16 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:11:17 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:13:30 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:

Your wine fridge is empty too....  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Misty on December 11, 2013, 06:26:34 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Feyy6g77ad%2Frolling_pin.jpg&hash=ecc6cac7378fcf9afb70d8bede945ced37ae120b) (http://postimg.org/image/eyy6g77ad/)


 noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:27:35 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:47:34 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:

Your wine fridge is empty too....  noooo:

Draino noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2013, 06:48:38 PM
He can get treatment for that  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:53:34 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:

Your wine fridge is empty too....  noooo:

Draino noooo:

Order booze... and gas....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:56:08 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:

Your wine fridge is empty too....  noooo:

Draino noooo:

Order booze... and gas....  Thumbs:

Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:58:57 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:

Your wine fridge is empty too....  noooo:

Draino noooo:

Order booze... and gas....  Thumbs:

Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type

 cloud9:

I'll bring Morecambe & Wise....  Thumbs: and a frozen duck....  confused:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Misty on December 11, 2013, 07:04:00 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:

Your wine fridge is empty too....  noooo:

Draino noooo:

Order booze... and gas....  Thumbs:

Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type

 cloud9:

I'll bring Morecambe & Wise....  Thumbs: and a frozen duck....  confused:


I have no plans next week.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 07:07:56 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:

Your wine fridge is empty too....  noooo:

Draino noooo:

Order booze... and gas....  Thumbs:

Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type

 cloud9:

I'll bring Morecambe & Wise....  Thumbs: and a frozen duck....  confused:


I have no plans next week.  Thumbs:

I'll bring Morecambe & Wise, a frozen duck & Rohypnol!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 07:08:55 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:

Your wine fridge is empty too....  noooo:

Draino noooo:

Order booze... and gas....  Thumbs:

Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type

 cloud9:

I'll bring Morecambe & Wise....  Thumbs: and a frozen duck....  confused:


I have no plans next week.  Thumbs:

You r very welcome Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2013, 07:10:28 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:

Your wine fridge is empty too....  noooo:

Draino noooo:

Order booze... and gas....  Thumbs:

Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type

 cloud9:

I'll bring Morecambe & Wise....  Thumbs: and a frozen duck....  confused:


I have no plans next week.  Thumbs:

You r very welcome Thumbs:

She won't be helping you cook or wash up - she'll be on the Rohypnol... ::)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2013, 08:21:07 AM
The russian fruit market (garden of eden) now make their own sausages ,,,,lovely better and cheaper than the "sausage man"....... Thumbs:





Then you can make me breakfast next time......... whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2013, 08:58:35 AM
Going to Larnaca...

I'll do my shopping on the way back at Alpha Omega Skarinou....

They have a big Mackery there too!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2013, 09:00:25 AM
Going to Larnaca...

I'll do my shopping on the way back at Alpha Omega Skarinou....

They have a big Mackery there too!  Thumbs:

I want a McDs now...... cussing:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2013, 09:02:40 AM
Going to Larnaca...

I'll do my shopping on the way back at Alpha Omega Skarinou....

They have a big Mackery there too!  Thumbs:

I want a McDs now...... cussing:

Come to Skarinou... I figure it will be warmer in the car than it is here too!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 12, 2013, 10:26:56 AM
The russian fruit market (garden of eden) now make their own sausages ,,,,lovely better and cheaper than the "sausage man".......

"Russian Mafia - missing bodies mystery"
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2013, 03:40:20 PM
Jamie Oliver on making the perfect omelette - Jamie's Ministry of Food (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQyRuOEKfVk#ws)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Misty on December 12, 2013, 07:23:01 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:

Your wine fridge is empty too....  noooo:

Draino noooo:

Order booze... and gas....  Thumbs:

Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type

 cloud9:

I'll bring Morecambe & Wise....  Thumbs: and a frozen duck....  confused:


I have no plans next week.  Thumbs:

You r very welcome Thumbs:

She won't be helping you cook or wash up - she'll be on the Rohypnol... ::)

 eeek:

still, it will save me bringing a bottle.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2013, 07:28:35 PM
No eggs!  Banghead

What goes with gammon.....?  rubschin:




Collapso!  Thumbs:

Chips......... Thumbs:  in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... rubschin:

Oh noes, I think she is past that....  noooo:
drumroll:
 horn:
Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...

I am sitting in your house with the heating on full....  scorchio:

You think I can't hide your rolling pin?  point:

You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? point:
Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates

Buuurrrpppp....  redface:
Pigster noooo:

Your wine fridge is empty too....  noooo:

Draino noooo:

Order booze... and gas....  Thumbs:

Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type

 cloud9:

I'll bring Morecambe & Wise....  Thumbs: and a frozen duck....  confused:


I have no plans next week.  Thumbs:

You r very welcome Thumbs:

She won't be helping you cook or wash up - she'll be on the Rohypnol... ::)

 eeek:

still, it will save me bringing a bottle.  Thumbs:

 ;D
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Misty on December 12, 2013, 07:32:11 PM
it's that time of year, gotta watch the pennies n stuff.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2013, 11:38:34 AM
Vegetable pasta - quick recipe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH8l5rCWrMU#ws)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 13, 2013, 01:10:25 PM
Vegetable pasta - quick recipe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH8l5rCWrMU#ws)

Well, that's 1 minute and 34 seconds of my life I won't get back, waiting for the entertaining bit.  noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2013, 01:55:19 PM
Vegetable pasta - quick recipe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH8l5rCWrMU#ws)

Well, that's 1 minute and 34 seconds of my life I won't get back, waiting for the entertaining bit.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I didn't click it.....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2013, 01:57:02 PM
Not carbonised pizza again  noooo:

Why am I bothering?
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 13, 2013, 04:02:38 PM
Not carbonised pizza again  noooo:

Why am I bothering?

If you use your Dignitas voucher before 31st December, you get a free musical urn.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Landlady on December 13, 2013, 08:38:43 PM
Not carbonised pizza again  noooo:

Why am I bothering?

If you use your Dignitas voucher before 31st December, you get a free musical urn.  :thumbsup:

But I don't drink tea...............
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2013, 08:47:13 PM
Not carbonised pizza again  noooo:

Why am I bothering?

If you use your Dignitas voucher before 31st December, you get a free musical urn.  :thumbsup:

Arthur Brown - Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8#)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2013, 08:52:26 PM
Not carbonised pizza again  noooo:

Why am I bothering?

If you use your Dignitas voucher before 31st December, you get a free musical urn.  :thumbsup:

Arthur Brown - Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8#)

 rubschin:

I think that nice Mister Darwin was prompting for this.... ::)

Bring Me Sunshine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZedhoqYdfTM#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 13, 2013, 11:30:50 PM
Not carbonised pizza again  noooo:

Why am I bothering?

If you use your Dignitas voucher before 31st December, you get a free musical urn.  :thumbsup:

Arthur Brown - Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8#)

 rubschin:

I think that nice Mister Darwin was prompting for this.... ::)

Bring Me Sunshine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZedhoqYdfTM#noexternalembed)
Either that or "What's a Greek..."  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2013, 05:57:11 AM
Not carbonised pizza again  noooo:

Why am I bothering?

If you use your Dignitas voucher before 31st December, you get a free musical urn.  :thumbsup:

Arthur Brown - Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8#)

 rubschin:

I think that nice Mister Darwin was prompting for this.... ::)

Bring Me Sunshine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZedhoqYdfTM#noexternalembed)
Either that or "What's a Greek..."  whistle:

 ;D

It is about €50 per week on the dole now....
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2013, 07:21:24 PM
http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/main-ingredient/meat/sausages/sausages-braised-in-cider-with-sauteed-apples.html (http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/main-ingredient/meat/sausages/sausages-braised-in-cider-with-sauteed-apples.html)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2013, 12:57:17 PM
Wonder if he's tried the sausages in cider yet?  rubschin:

James Martin cooks southern fried chicken with garlic butter for Matthew Lewis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RajNijszE8#ws)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2013, 02:15:41 PM
Gordon Ramsay's Plain Salmon Recipe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cAFkYm3u1Q#ws)
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 22, 2013, 08:21:26 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F12%2F22%2Farticle-2527860-1A3C001800000578-260_634x420.jpg&hash=8f3e950ab56c24772fa559c97bfe7977d26cb3ef)

BM's christmas dinner as LL is away
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 08:29:15 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F12%2F22%2Farticle-2527860-1A3C001800000578-260_634x420.jpg&hash=8f3e950ab56c24772fa559c97bfe7977d26cb3ef)

BM's christmas dinner as LL is away

The pizza is not burnt....... noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2013, 08:43:39 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F12%2F22%2Farticle-2527860-1A3C001800000578-260_634x420.jpg&hash=8f3e950ab56c24772fa559c97bfe7977d26cb3ef)

BM's christmas dinner as LL is away

Oh noes.... Miss A is cooking for me....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 08:46:20 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F12%2F22%2Farticle-2527860-1A3C001800000578-260_634x420.jpg&hash=8f3e950ab56c24772fa559c97bfe7977d26cb3ef)

BM's christmas dinner as LL is away

Oh noes.... Miss A is cooking for me....  cloud9:

Posh eggs........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2013, 08:47:21 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2013%2F12%2F22%2Farticle-2527860-1A3C001800000578-260_634x420.jpg&hash=8f3e950ab56c24772fa559c97bfe7977d26cb3ef)

BM's christmas dinner as LL is away

Oh noes.... Miss A is cooking for me....  cloud9:

Posh eggs........ Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 22, 2013, 08:56:37 PM
As long as you aren't helping with the washing up she will be fine, it;s the wrong time of year to have the waste disposal buggered up again  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2013, 08:58:48 PM
As long as you aren't helping with the washing up she will be fine, it;s the wrong time of year to have the waste disposal buggered up again  whistle:

I shall be unconscious by washing up time....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 08:59:05 PM
As long as you aren't helping with the washing up she will be fine, it;s the wrong time of year to have the waste disposal buggered up again  whistle:

Too many jokes....... noooo:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Baldy on December 22, 2013, 10:30:43 PM
As long as you aren't helping with the washing up she will be fine, it;s the wrong time of year to have the waste disposal buggered up again  whistle:

Too many jokes....... noooo:

 lol:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Misty on December 23, 2013, 09:21:31 AM
As long as you aren't helping with the washing up she will be fine, it;s the wrong time of year to have the waste disposal buggered up again  whistle:

Too many jokes....... noooo:

 lol:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2014, 06:31:22 AM
Get ready Nick.........
Title: Re: Barman's daily cooking lesson
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2014, 01:29:41 PM
If this does work out BM may never have to cook again...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2559176/Military-nears-holy-grail-Pizza-lasts-years.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2559176/Military-nears-holy-grail-Pizza-lasts-years.html)