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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: apc2010 on November 30, 2013, 01:40:35 AM
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Police helicopter crashes in Glasgow......
Just goes to show that pigs really cant fly.........
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Someone was telling a joke on the news earlier..........
Something about a helicopter going into a bar, but I didn't catch the punchline.... rubschin:
I always drink too much when I go to Glasgow..........
The fucking room felt like it was spinning before I left the pub......
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lol: lol: redface:
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Seriously.... I'm watching this on Skynews, they're interviewing eye-witnesses, I need sub-titles confused:
One guy has been there all night, his dad's friend is believed to be trapped inside, "aye, I'll be stopping till she comes out, you've got to stop till the death haven't you" .... oops noooo:
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lol: lol: lol: redface:
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I couldn't sleep last night because of the live music at the Clutha pub opposite so I complained to the authorities...........
To be fair, the police came down on them like a ton of bricks..........
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redface: I have only just seen this story tonight and I said to my friend that place was just a typical Glasgow shite hole....
The guy I saw was looking for his father who had his own chair there seems to be some people missing .... I would be asking has anyone checked the cellar or the bottle store cause they are Prolly in there ::)
Can I just add that as some of you know I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT cussing: cussing: I is refined angel1
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I couldn't sleep last night because of the live music at the Clutha pub opposite so I complained to the authorities...........
To be fair, the police came down on them like a ton of bricks..........
happy001 happy001 happy001
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I couldn't sleep last night because of the live music at the Clutha pub opposite so I complained to the authorities...........
To be fair, the police came down on them like a ton of bricks..........
happy001 happy001 happy001
happy002 redface: redface: redface:
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I couldn't sleep last night because of the live music at the Clutha pub opposite so I complained to the authorities...........
To be fair, the police came down on them like a ton of bricks..........
lol: lol: lol:
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I couldn't sleep last night because of the live music at the Clutha pub opposite so I complained to the authorities...........
To be fair, the police came down on them like a ton of bricks..........
lol: lol: lol:
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redface: I have only just seen this story tonight and I said to my friend that place was just a typical Glasgow shite hole....
The guy I saw was looking for his father who had his own chair there seems to be some people missing .... I would be asking has anyone checked the cellar or the bottle store cause they are Prolly in there ::)
Can I just add that as some of you know I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT cussing: cussing: I is refined angel1
... by the way.
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redface: I have only just seen this story tonight and I said to my friend that place was just a typical Glasgow shite hole....
The guy I saw was looking for his father who had his own chair there seems to be some people missing .... I would be asking has anyone checked the cellar or the bottle store cause they are Prolly in there ::)
Can I just add that as some of you know I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT cussing: cussing: I is refined angel1
... by the way.
evil: noooo:
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Bar staff wanted in Glasgow.........
must be able to work on a rotor............
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Bar staff wanted in Glasgow.........
must be able to work on a rotor............
noooo:
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Bar staff wanted in Glasgow.........
must be able to work on a rotor............
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Bar staff wanted in Glasgow.........
must be able to work on a rotor............
lol: lol: redface:
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Called my jock mate to check he was ok......he said...
"What a weekend. I've only just crawled out of the pub."
piss head....... noooo:
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'Life expectancy in Scotland is 59.5. Goodness me. That lot will do anything to avoid working until retirement.'
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Called my jock mate to check he was ok......he said...
"What a weekend. I've only just crawled out of the pub."
piss head....... noooo:
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A Helicopter goes into a bar.............
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Looks like APC needs to do a re-working on some of these (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/north-norfolk-helicopter-crash-live-2999236)
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Looks like APC needs to do a re-working on some of these (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/north-norfolk-helicopter-crash-live-2999236)
And in Norfolk...... Thumbs:
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Locals say they're shocked. . .
They'd never seen a helicopter before........ rubschin:
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As reported on TV this morning.... "eye witnesses reported it flying low just before it crashed" ..... no feckin' shit Sherlock
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Maybe the pilot was pulling his zip up rubschin:
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Maybe the pilot was pulling his zip up rubschin:
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As reported on TV this morning.... "eye witnesses reported it flying low just before it crashed" ..... no feckin' shit Sherlock
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A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time and says.............
"This is Amanda"..................
His Dad jumps up and shouts "It nae fucking better be".......................
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A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time and says.............
"This is Amanda"..................
His Dad jumps up and shouts "It nae fucking better be".......................
lol: lol: lol:
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A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time and says.............
"This is Amanda"..................
His Dad jumps up and shouts "It nae fucking better be".......................
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