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Title: Question for Uncle
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2013, 05:57:38 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2013, 06:00:21 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

Yous lot paid for it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2013, 06:05:51 PM
 cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2013, 06:09:44 PM
Apparently you will be sending them dosh until 2015.  noooo:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2013, 06:13:19 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

New delivery service....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2013, 06:47:51 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

A new call centre..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2013, 07:07:14 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

A new call centre..... rubschin:

With the hope of establishing a  location with even poorer communication quality and response times.........
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2013, 07:54:51 PM
Is it's that red dot in the sky........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2013, 07:55:05 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

A new call centre..... rubschin:

With the hope of establishing a  location with even poorer communication quality and response times.........

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2013, 08:56:47 AM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

Where else would you like them to send it ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Landlady on November 06, 2013, 09:02:38 AM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

Where else would you like them to send it ?  rubschin:

I wonder how many they can cram into the one rocket  whistle:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2013, 12:06:40 PM
If I remember rightly, the Slough Indians pretty much took over Mars back in the 70's.

Of course that was before deep-frying was discovered.
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 06, 2013, 12:12:20 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

Simple answer: Prestige

The cost of their space program is about 1% of the sum they spend on social welfare so using that money would make little difference in poverty levels but makes a big difference in their international standing. Our aid equates to about .33% of their budget, I think it's more to make us feel better than to help India.
 
I also note we intend to stop this financial aid to India by 2015.

Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Landlady on November 06, 2013, 12:20:17 PM
If I remember rightly, the Slough Indians pretty much took over Mars back in the 70's.

Of course that was before deep-frying was discovered.

Very droll Mr. D  Thumbs:

Does that area of the A4 still have the sickly chocolatey and other unknown chemical smells (emanating for the Mars factory) it used too..................................or does your vehicle insurance no longer cover you driving in that area  noooo:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Misty on November 06, 2013, 12:44:52 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?


cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2013, 01:09:21 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?


cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Misty on November 06, 2013, 02:02:28 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?


cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.

 drumroll:

thankyou, thankyou......I was quite proud of that one.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2013, 02:59:41 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?


cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.

 drumroll:

thankyou, thankyou......I was quite proud of that one.  :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:

Nice to see your back.  Thumbs:





If I remember rightly, the Slough Indians pretty much took over Mars back in the 70's.

Of course that was before deep-frying was discovered.

Very droll Mr. D  Thumbs:

Does that area of the A4 still have the sickly chocolatey and other unknown chemical smells (emanating for the Mars factory) it used too..................................or does your vehicle insurance no longer cover you driving in that area  noooo:
Yes it does, more noticeable since the sewage works was updated as that did mask the scent.

As for the vehicle, nobody argues with 500 horsepower towing 20 tonnes of slurry. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 06, 2013, 04:04:28 PM
The length of a day on Mars is 24hours and 40 minutes. Come on now India, be sensible, is it worth going all that way for an extra 40 minutes opening time?
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
The length of a day on Mars is 24hours and 40 minutes. Come on now India, be sensible, is it worth going all that way for an extra 40 minutes opening time?
drumroll:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2013, 04:26:39 PM
The length of a day on Mars is 24hours and 40 minutes. Come on now India, be sensible, is it worth going all that way for an extra 40 minutes opening time?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Landlady on November 06, 2013, 04:28:39 PM
The length of a day on Mars is 24hours and 40 minutes. Come on now India, be sensible, is it worth going all that way for an extra 40 minutes opening time?

I bought a six pack of M-Bars the other day and they have only lasted 3 days...........so far  redface:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Landlady on November 06, 2013, 04:31:01 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?


cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.

 drumroll:

thankyou, thankyou......I was quite proud of that one.  :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:

Nice to see your back.  Thumbs:  And front and sides, of course  cloud9:





If I remember rightly, the Slough Indians pretty much took over Mars back in the 70's.

Of course that was before deep-frying was discovered.

Very droll Mr. D  Thumbs:

Does that area of the A4 still have the sickly chocolatey and other unknown chemical smells (emanating for the Mars factory) it used too..................................or does your vehicle insurance no longer cover you driving in that area  noooo:
Yes it does, more noticeable since the sewage works was updated as that did mask the scent.

As for the vehicle, nobody argues with 500 horsepower towing 20 tonnes of slurry. With the fringe on top, of course cloud9: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2013, 12:11:20 PM
Calcutta we have a problem..............




Please hold.... your call is important to us.........
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2013, 12:19:48 PM
Calcutta we have a problem..............




Please hold.... your call is important to us.........

* Plays Greensleeves *

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2013, 12:34:22 PM
Calcutta we have a problem..............




Please hold.... your call is important to us.........

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 07, 2013, 12:37:32 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?


cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.

 drumroll:

thankyou, thankyou......I was quite proud of that one.  :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:

Nice to see your back.  Thumbs:





If I remember rightly, the Slough Indians pretty much took over Mars back in the 70's.

Of course that was before deep-frying was discovered.

Very droll Mr. D  Thumbs:

Does that area of the A4 still have the sickly chocolatey and other unknown chemical smells (emanating for the Mars factory) it used too..................................or does your vehicle insurance no longer cover you driving in that area  noooo:
Yes it does, more noticeable since the sewage works was updated as that did mask the scent.

As for the vehicle, nobody argues with 500 horsepower towing 20 tonnes of slurry. :thumbsup:

Her front is quite lovely so I am told. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Question for Uncle
Post by: Landlady on November 07, 2013, 12:49:22 PM
Calcutta we have a problem..............




Please hold.... your call is important to us.........


Last time I had to call Barclay's account support it was routed somewhere like this.............

It wasn't the canned music that drove me WILD it was the awful trained rapport they were going through from their crib list stating things such as:

I understand................................no you don't because you are not listening

May I just repeat that last statement ..........................no you may not this is my call and my money

So what you are saying..............................yes and don't repeat it to keep me hanging on longer

 angry041: