The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Just One More on November 03, 2013, 07:47:02 AM
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All nice and ready like Popcorn:
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scared2:
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scared2:
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For some reason they only had front row seats left. The wumman at the box office warned me twice eeek:
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For some reason they only had front row seats left. The wumman at the box office warned me twice eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
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Top Tip - Don't go to the toilet before leaving home. Leave it until he's a few minutes into his performance, then go whistle:
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Top Tip - Don't go to the toilet before leaving home. Leave it until he's a few minutes into his performance, then go whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Top Tip - Don't go to the toilet before leaving home. Leave it until he's a few minutes into his performance, then go whistle:
Top Tip - Don't use too much talc otherwise you might be sending up huge dust clouds when you applaud whistle:
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lol: lol: lol: ^
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It is surprisingly tricky to select clothing which is not open to ridicule rubschin:
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It is surprisingly tricky to select clothing which is not open to ridicule rubschin:
Don't worry about it.... it might not be as bad as you think.... happy100
The entire front row might be full of gingers! happy001
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It is surprisingly tricky to select clothing which is not open to ridicule rubschin:
Don't worry about it.... it might not be as bad as you think.... happy100
The entire front row might be full of gingers! happy001
Went banana caberet in Balham (comedy club) with a black guy , an Indian guy , a german , etc we looked like United nations or a benneton ad ....they said .there is space at the front .....I said fuck off I'm not giving them their act..... noooo:
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It is surprisingly tricky to select clothing which is not open to ridicule rubschin:
Don't worry about it.... it might not be as bad as you think.... happy100
The entire front row might be full of gingers! happy001
Went banana caberet in Balham (comedy club) with a black guy , an Indian guy , a german , etc we looked like United nations or a benneton ad ....they said .there is space at the front .....I said fuck off I'm not giving them their act..... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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It is surprisingly tricky to select clothing which is not open to ridicule rubschin:
Don't worry about it.... it might not be as bad as you think.... happy100
The entire front row might be full of gingers! happy001
Went banana caberet in Balham (comedy club) with a black guy , an Indian guy , a german , etc we looked like United nations or a benneton ad ....they said .there is space at the front .....I said fuck off I'm not giving them their act..... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
It was that long ago Alan Davies..(QI etc) was on the bill ..nobody knew who he was .....and all the acts picked on the front row........sorry Nick....
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Secretary by Al Murray The Pub Landlord - Live at the Apollo Hamersmith (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tPTeYuBT_s#)
scared2:
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Secretary by Al Murray The Pub Landlord - Live at the Apollo Hamersmith (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tPTeYuBT_s#)
scared2:
"What do you do for a living Nick?"... "I'm a secretary"...
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I hope they film it....... Thumbs:
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You are fooked Ginje. noooo: noooo:
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You are fooked Ginje. noooo: noooo:
Especially if he wear those deck shoes... noooo:
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You are fooked Ginje. noooo: noooo:
Especially if he wear those deck shoes... noooo:
I can see a humongous internet viral thingy coming up. Thumbs:
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You are fooked Ginje. noooo: noooo:
Especially if he wear those deck shoes... noooo:
I can see a humongous internet viral thingy coming up. Thumbs:
He'd better be wearing that Virtual Pub tee-shirt I sent him! cussing:
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You are fooked Ginje. noooo: noooo:
Especially if he wear those deck shoes... noooo:
I can see a humongous internet viral thingy coming up. Thumbs:
He'd better be wearing that Virtual Pub tee-shirt I sent him! cussing:
Is he on kermission like? rubschin:
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You are fooked Ginje. noooo: noooo:
Especially if he wear those deck shoes... noooo:
I can see a humongous internet viral thingy coming up. Thumbs:
He'd better be wearing that Virtual Pub tee-shirt I sent him! cussing:
Is he on kermission like? rubschin:
Did he sign a contract....? whistle:
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You are fooked Ginje. noooo: noooo:
Especially if he wear those deck shoes... noooo:
I can see a humongous internet viral thingy coming up. Thumbs:
He'd better be wearing that Virtual Pub tee-shirt I sent him! cussing:
Is he on kermission like? rubschin:
Did he sign a contract....? whistle:
Fooked anally once again. lol: lol:
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You are fooked Ginje. noooo: noooo:
Especially if he wear those deck shoes... noooo:
I can see a humongous internet viral thingy coming up. Thumbs:
He'd better be wearing that Virtual Pub tee-shirt I sent him! cussing:
Is he on kermission like? rubschin:
Did he sign a contract....? whistle:
Fooked anally once again. lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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How did you get on ginje? Popcorn:
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I am back like :thumbsup:
Made the mistake of wearing that roll neck sweater. He had me tagged as a U boat commander from the off and insisted on speaking to me in German all evening evil:
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I am back like :thumbsup:
Made the mistake of wearing that roll neck sweater. He had me tagged as a U boat commander from the off and insisted on speaking to me in German all evening evil:
point: point: point: point: point:
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I am back like :thumbsup:
Made the mistake of wearing that roll neck sweater. He had me tagged as a U boat commander from the off and insisted on speaking to me in German all evening evil:
;D ;D did have those boots on....... rubschin:
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Doc Martin's. He did a full half hour on vajazzles and had wimmin shouting out their favourite names for their lady parts. It was amazing eeek:
Poor chap next to me got the brunt of everything for two hours. His GF nearly died laughing noooo:
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Doc Martin's. He did a full half hour on vajazzles and had wimmin shouting out their favourite names for their lady parts. It was amazing eeek:
Poor chap next to me got the brunt of everything for two hours. His GF nearly died laughing noooo:
Come back to Cyprus and we will go and see Apey do stand up.....you will enjoy it. Thumbs: eveilgrin:
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Doc Martin's. He did a full half hour on vajazzles and had wimmin shouting out their favourite names for their lady parts. It was amazing eeek:
Poor chap next to me got the brunt of everything for two hours. His GF nearly died laughing noooo:
I meant das boot...... ::)
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Some Grade A porridge wog bashing too! :thumbsup:
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Some Grade A porridge wog bashing too! :thumbsup:
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One bloke on the front row declared himself to be a financial adviser. PL asked him about the Euro. FA said we should never have joined it
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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One bloke on the front row declared himself to be a financial adviser. PL asked him about the Euro. FA said we should never have joined it
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
What a Wankah: (the FA BTW) happy001 happy001
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I am back like :thumbsup:
Made the mistake of wearing that roll neck sweater. He had me tagged as a U boat commander from the off and insisted on speaking to me in German all evening evil:
"Vot is your name"
"Don't tell him Nick"
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I am back like :thumbsup:
Made the mistake of wearing that roll neck sweater. He had me tagged as a U boat commander from the off and insisted on speaking to me in German all evening evil:
"Vot is your name"
"Don't tell him Nick"
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I am back like :thumbsup:
Made the mistake of wearing that roll neck sweater. He had me tagged as a U boat commander from the off and insisted on speaking to me in German all evening evil:
"Vot is your name"
"Don't tell him Nick"
lol: lol:
happy002
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evil:
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So seriously, was he good?
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My sides are still aching :thumbsup:
He had his script but he was brill at dealing with the audience. Highly recommended. Fabulous ad libs.
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My sides are still aching :thumbsup:
He had his script but he was brill at dealing with the audience. Highly recommended. Fabulous ad libs.
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ta
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If he is near you go and see him. A real treat for me tonight, despite the U boat stuff evil:
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If he is near you go and see him. A real treat for me tonight, despite the U boat stuff evil:
happy100 lol: lol:
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He said some bad things about Derby. And trams eveilgrin:
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He said some bad things about Derby. And trams eveilgrin:
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Doc Martin's. He did a full half hour on vajazzles and had wimmin shouting out their favourite names for their lady parts. It was amazing eeek:
Poor chap next to me got the brunt of everything for two hours. His GF nearly died laughing noooo:
I meant das boot...... ::)
I got it Apey... Thumbs:
Sounds like a great night Nick.... ;D
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I am back like :thumbsup:
Made the mistake of wearing that roll neck sweater. He had me tagged as a U boat commander from the off and insisted on speaking to me in German all evening evil:
Is that your periscope or are you pleased to see us?
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Al on wimmin
Feminism. I am all in favour of it. I think it's fantastic that you ladies had an idea at last! OK, it was all about you but it's a start.
Back in the 60s you all threatened to burn your bras unless men did the washing up. Result? Loads of saggy tits and some bloke had to invent the dishwasher.
We love you ladies just the way you are. You don't need a vajazzle, fake tan, make up. You ladies are bootiful.......
We don't mind if you get some work done on yer tits obviously. Have to look after the shop window eh?
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Al on wimmin
Feminism. I am all in favour of it. I think it's fantastic that you ladies had an idea at last! OK, it was all about you but it's a start.
Back in the 60s you all threatened to burn your bras unless men did the washing up. Result? Loads of saggy tits and some bloke had to invent the dishwasher.
We love you ladies just the way you are. You don't need a vajazzle, fake tan, make up. You ladies are bootiful.......
We don't mind if you get some work done on yer tits obviously. Have to look after the shop window eh?
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