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Title: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2013, 06:06:22 PM
Task is to explain to him recent goings on in the pub like

I will begin.....

Um.....

boogs has got brain damage
BM gave up booze but didn't like what he saw and went back to the vino
JOM has been bizzy with tarmac
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2013, 06:10:28 PM
Do the Bear and the Pirate need a thread too...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 06:10:49 PM
Task is to explain to him recent goings on in the pub like

I will begin.....

Um.....

boogs has got brain damage
BM gave up booze but didn't like what he saw and went back to the vino
JOM has been bizzy with tarmac

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2013, 06:12:34 PM
Miss D is in Lurve........
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2013, 06:13:17 PM
Misty has self inflicted brain damage
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 06:17:10 PM
BM leaves early in the evening and has got a new colouring book.
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2013, 06:18:09 PM
Uncle Mort is in space
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2013, 06:19:07 PM
The mini is not working ...............saying that, he was a regular here 3 years ago ....so no up-date really......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2013, 06:20:03 PM
Miss C is still bonkers  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 06:23:05 PM
LL still wears the trousers in BM towers. Rabbit in the headlights.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2013, 06:25:23 PM
BM had a job for a day n half........... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 06:26:39 PM
BM had a job for a day n half........... noooo:

And gubbed it.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2013, 06:27:28 PM
CBD is going quite well, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 02, 2013, 06:29:08 PM
Task is to explain to him recent goings on in the pub like

I will begin.....

Um.....

boogs has got brain damage
BM gave up booze but didn't like what he saw and went back to the vino
JOM has been bizzy with tarmac

 Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2013, 06:29:51 PM
Tipsy has brain damage. And pegs  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 02, 2013, 06:30:49 PM
Nick is    still here.   ::)
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2013, 06:31:30 PM
2 more sleeps  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2013, 07:13:24 PM
Nick is... well.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 07:36:36 PM
Nick is... well.... Shrugs:

Nick  ::)
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2013, 07:46:36 PM
Nick is... well.... Shrugs:

Nick  ::)

Zackly....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2013, 07:49:06 PM
LL is making BM do a whole week of cooking and washing up duties  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2013, 07:50:38 PM
LL is making BM do a whole week of cooking and washing up duties  whistle:

Not gonna happen....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2013, 07:51:52 PM
Starvation in Cyprus  noooo:  Ooh and BM bid for me on fleabay and won  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2013, 07:54:45 PM
Starvation in Cyprus  noooo:  Ooh and BM bid for me on fleabay and won  :thumbsup:

I'd rather starve than eat you....  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 07:56:40 PM
Starvation in Cyprus  noooo:  Ooh and BM bid for me on fleabay and won  :thumbsup:

BM has now got to give him away but no takers  ::)
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2013, 08:26:19 PM
Starvation in Cyprus  noooo:  Ooh and BM bid for me on fleabay and won  :thumbsup:

BM has now got to give him away but no takers  ::)

secret santa........... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 08:35:04 PM
Starvation in Cyprus  noooo:  Ooh and BM bid for me on fleabay and won  :thumbsup:

BM has now got to give him away but no takers  ::)

secret santa........... rubschin:

That's a thought last year I bought  the senior manager I got a white mug but when he picked it up to drink on the bottom it said

" I'm a cunt "  they all loved it .... he was gone now ... he never knew who bought it ... angel1
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 08:45:38 PM
Starvation in Cyprus  noooo:  Ooh and BM bid for me on fleabay and won  :thumbsup:

BM has now got to give him away but no takers  ::)

secret santa........... rubschin:

That's a thought last year I bought  the senior manager I got a white mug but when he picked it up to drink on the bottom it said

" I'm a cunt "  they all loved it .... he was gone now ... he never knew who bought it ... angel1

 nonono:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2013, 09:04:41 PM
Starvation in Cyprus  noooo:  Ooh and BM bid for me on fleabay and won  :thumbsup:

BM has now got to give him away but no takers  ::)

secret santa........... rubschin:

That's a thought last year I bought  the senior manager I got a white mug but when he picked it up to drink on the bottom it said

" I'm a cunt "  they all loved it .... he was gone now ... he never knew who bought it ... angel1

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 03, 2013, 06:56:09 AM
Same old, same old I'm afraid Mr P. Compare this ro the 'Archers' if you will.

Having listened to it for years for some reason, quite beyond the ken of me, no beyond the ken of the entire western world you stop listening to it for a few months/years, then start listening again, you soon pick it all up.

An email from Mrs Trellis from north Wales has just flooded in.  She says to compare it to one song to the tune of another. 

This is where one person, usually Nick starts a thread he talks but only something akin to 'white noise' comes out, so another player picks up the theme, imparts a word or two of wisdom, another player, who like so many players in here forgets what the thread is about, enters the fray reaching full rant within the space of a gnats breath.  He or she is allowed to rant until someone, usually Darwin plays the 'pedant card'.  Each player has a 'pedant card' but may choose not to play it.  However the points from the 'pedant card' cannot be carried over to another thread. The thread cannot be considered closed until all players have lost the will to live. A thread can only be resurrected after a 'decent' time has passed.  'Decent' is usually judged as the time it takes for all players to forget all about it, although an 'Affs' may resurrect the thread immediately and can then run until we just can't 'be arsed'.  The only two threads that may be resurrected with no penalty incurred are the 'Haway it's Friday' and the 'Lets not forget little Maddie' thread.  Any or all threads may be accompanied by our own Uncle 'the Mort' Cell. If we can prod him awake he will give you an arousing tune on his pink oboe.

All of the other rules still apply PM Darwin for details.

Samantha is very pleased to see you and hopes that you will slip back in without a problem.

I too am pleased to see you and hope that you hang around for a while.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2013, 07:29:44 AM
Same old, same old I'm afraid Mr P. Compare this ro the 'Archers' if you will.

Having listened to it for years for some reason, quite beyond the ken of me, no beyond the ken of the entire western world you stop listening to it for a few months/years, then start listening again, you soon pick it all up.

An email from Mrs Trellis from north Wales has just flooded in.  She says to compare it to one song to the tune of another. 

This is where one person, usually Nick starts a thread he talks but only something akin to 'white noise' comes out, so another player picks up the theme, imparts a word or two of wisdom, another player, who like so many players in here forgets what the thread is about, enters the fray reaching full rant within the space of a gnats breath.  He or she is allowed to rant until someone, usually Darwin plays the 'pedant card'.  Each player has a 'pedant card' but may choose not to play it.  However the points from the 'pedant card' cannot be carried over to another thread. The tread cannot be considered closed until all players have lost the will to live. A thread can only be resurrected after a 'decent' time has passed.  'Decent' is usually judged as the time it takes for all players to forget all about it, although an 'Affs' may resurrect the thread immediately and can then run until we just can't 'be arsed'.  The only two threads that may be resurrected with no penalty incurred are the 'Haway it's Friday' and the 'Lets not forget little Maddie' thread.  Any or all threads may be accompanied by our own Uncle 'the Mort' Cell. If we can prod him awake he will give you an arousing tune on his pink oboe.

All of the other rules still apply PM Darwin for details.

Samantha is very pleased to see you and hopes that you will slip back in without a problem.

I too am pleased to see you and hope that you hang around for a while.  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Funny yet surprisingly accurate....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Just One More on November 03, 2013, 07:43:26 AM
Same old, same old I'm afraid Mr P. Compare this ro the 'Archers' if you will.

Having listened to it for years for some reason, quite beyond the ken of me, no beyond the ken of the entire western world you stop listening to it for a few months/years, then start listening again, you soon pick it all up.

An email from Mrs Trellis from north Wales has just flooded in.  She says to compare it to one song to the tune of another. 

This is where one person, usually Nick starts a thread he talks but only something akin to 'white noise' comes out, so another player picks up the theme, imparts a word or two of wisdom, another player, who like so many players in here forgets what the thread is about, enters the fray reaching full rant within the space of a gnats breath.  He or she is allowed to rant until someone, usually Darwin plays the 'pedant card'.  Each player has a 'pedant card' but may choose not to play it.  However the points from the 'pedant card' cannot be carried over to another thread. The tread cannot be considered closed until all players have lost the will to live. A thread can only be resurrected after a 'decent' time has passed.  'Decent' is usually judged as the time it takes for all players to forget all about it, although an 'Affs' may resurrect the thread immediately and can then run until we just can't 'be arsed'.  The only two threads that may be resurrected with no penalty incurred are the 'Haway it's Friday' and the 'Lets not forget little Maddie' thread.  Any or all threads may be accompanied by our own Uncle 'the Mort' Cell. If we can prod him awake he will give you an arousing tune on his pink oboe.

All of the other rules still apply PM Darwin for details.

Samantha is very pleased to see you and hopes that you will slip back in without a problem.

I too am pleased to see you and hope that you hang around for a while.  :thumbsup:

[Logs on to Ladbrokes account to see the odds for "Post of the Year]  happ096
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2013, 12:30:38 PM
Starvation in Cyprus  noooo:  Ooh and BM bid for me on fleabay and won  :thumbsup:

I'm still not sure who is the bigger eejit there, Nick for trying to sell himself or BM for bidding.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Landlady on November 05, 2013, 12:35:40 PM
Starvation in Cyprus  noooo:  Ooh and BM bid for me on fleabay and won  :thumbsup:

I'm still not sure who is the bigger eejit there, Nick for trying to sell himself or BM for bidding.  rubschin:


Effectively he (BM) was bidding with my ten cents too  angry041:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2013, 01:01:52 PM
If you are away for Christmas then 10 cents could be the least of your concerns. Baldymort and the Ginger Shambles together with no adult supervision.....  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2013, 03:56:19 PM
If you are away for Christmas then 10 cents could be the least of your concerns. Baldymort and the Ginger Shambles together with no adult supervision.....  scared2:

Nope.  evil:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2013, 04:21:43 PM
And I'm sure you would be the voice of reason and sobriety Baldy.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2013, 04:25:35 PM
And I'm sure you would be the voice of reason and sobriety Baldy.  whistle:

Yep.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2013, 04:29:49 PM
Gawd, you, BM, Nick and Apey  eeek: The Four Stooges ride again, whats the worst that could happen......
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2013, 04:31:23 PM
Gawd, you, BM, Nick and Apey  eeek: The Four Stooges ride again, whats the worst that could happen......

......Nick turns up.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2013, 04:34:51 PM
Gawd, you, BM, Nick and Apey  eeek: The Four Stooges ride again, whats the worst that could happen......

......Nick turns up.  noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2013, 05:22:25 PM
Gawd, you, BM, Nick and Apey  eeek: The Four Stooges ride again, whats the worst that could happen......

......Nick turns up.  noooo:

Causing a critical mass of gubberation...  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2013, 06:49:32 PM
Gawd, you, BM, Nick and Apey  eeek: The Four Stooges ride again, whats the worst that could happen......

......Nick turns up.  noooo:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Pastis on November 06, 2013, 11:28:40 AM
This is excellent stuff, apart from the miss-spelling of my nick, Nick  ::) .

Reminds me of the dreadful trend for Christmas round-robin newsletters ... lovingly parodied by Ms Lynne Truss which, for the benefit of those short in the recall department I will provide a linky:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20810452 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20810452)

I will settle down with a glass of Graham's Fine Tawny, thumb through my diary and see if I can shed some light on happenings here ... don't wait up though, I might be some time  ;)

Toodle Pip!

Title: Re: The all new let's help Pasties catch up thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 06, 2013, 12:18:53 PM
Any or all threads may be accompanied by our own Uncle 'the Mort' Cell. If we can prod him awake he will give you an arousing tune on his pink oboe.


 rubschin: