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Title: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 28, 2013, 07:23:30 PM: We are a friendly bunch here and like to help each other out, so to make things go as smoothly as possible we need a proper list not one that will be burnt/soaked/thrown at a spider/ladybird. I'll start us all off.....

1. Make a beef casserole

2. Leave window open slightly for hordes ladybirds/earwigs/spider etc.

3. Arrange for the insurance assessor to arrive on the day of return to asses flood and fire damage incurred in my absence. Advise said assessor to rub Vick under his/her nose and warn him/her of insect infestation.

4.Expect smutty/smart remarks from Darwin et al regarding the Vick thing.
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: apc2010 on October 28, 2013, 07:26:52 PM: Check the boiler........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2013, 07:27:16 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2013, 07:29:27 PM: Contact the Spanish Embassy to advise them that El Desastre de Jengibre will be visiting the country. Also get as many emergency numbers for the British High Commision and Embassy as possible. whistle:
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2013, 08:13:38 PM: Buy English-Latvian phrasebook
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: apc2010 on October 28, 2013, 08:14:29 PM: Take talc......... Thumbs:
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Post by: Misty on October 28, 2013, 08:57:51 PM: Take me. I can cook and have all my certificates in first aid. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2013, 09:34:05 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 28, 2013, 07:23:30 PM
4.Expect smutty/smart remarks from Darwin et al regarding the Vick thing.
Shocked:

That knock at your door will be my solicitors serving you the writ for libel.
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: Baldy on October 28, 2013, 09:45:12 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2013, 09:34:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 28, 2013, 07:23:30 PM
4.Expect smutty/smart remarks from Darwin et al regarding the Vick thing.
Shocked:

That knock at your door will be my solicitors serving you the writ for libel.

eeek: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 29, 2013, 08:28:31 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2013, 09:34:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 28, 2013, 07:23:30 PM
4.Expect smutty/smart remarks from Darwin et al regarding the Vick thing.
Shocked:

That knock at your door will be my solicitors serving you the writ for libel.

Messers Sue Grabbit and Run have been helpfully directed to Nicks abode. I wrote a disclaimer before writing if you see what I mean.
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2013, 08:55:39 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 29, 2013, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2013, 09:34:05 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 28, 2013, 07:23:30 PM
4.Expect smutty/smart remarks from Darwin et al regarding the Vick thing.
Shocked:

That knock at your door will be my solicitors serving you the writ for libel.

Messers Sue Grabbit and Run have been helpfully directed to Nicks abode. I wrote a disclaimer before writing if you see what I mean.

Settle out of court you say? rubschin:
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2013, 08:57:24 AM: I am on a trouser hunt :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2013, 09:08:00 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 29, 2013, 08:57:24 AM
I am on a trouser hunt :thumbsup:

Have they all walked off?
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2013, 09:15:25 AM: They are hiding evil:
Title: Re: Nicks pre-holiday list, helpful suggestions....
Post by: boogs on October 29, 2013, 11:15:02 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 29, 2013, 09:15:25 AM
They are hiding evil

Are you really surprised .... eeek:

Have you checked the wishwoosher rubschin: