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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 28, 2013, 03:25:04 PM
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7 days to go. Making lists and plans for when I am there. Had to shampoo a donkey last time. Not on the list noooo:
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donkey semen collection (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Qe9nftSKk#ws)
noooo:
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donkey semen collection (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Qe9nftSKk#ws)
noooo:
Pretty rough on the pair in the dreadlocked ass costume. noooo:
Was Nick the front or the back half?
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Another holiday......... eeek:
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Free week, cheap flight angel1
Better than being in the stormy uk ::)
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donkey semen collection (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Qe9nftSKk#ws)
noooo:
Pretty rough on the pair in the dreadlocked ass costume. noooo:
Was Nick the front or the back half?
happy001
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Tipsy cloud9:
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Free week, cheap flight angel1
Better than being in the stormy uk ::)
Are you taking an wumman with you.... or just the sock again.....?
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Free week, cheap flight angel1
Better than being in the stormy uk ::)
Are you taking an wumman with you.... or just the sock again.....?
You lost a sock at Miss A's ...............she hasn't posted since ....... rubschin:
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Free week, cheap flight angel1
Better than being in the stormy uk ::)
Are you taking an wumman with you.... or just the sock again.....?
You lost a sock at Miss A's ...............she hasn't posted since ....... rubschin:
Shock prolly.... noooo:
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Free week, cheap flight angel1
Better than being in the stormy uk ::)
Are you taking an wumman with you.... or just the sock again.....?
You lost a sock at Miss A's ...............she hasn't posted since ....... rubschin:
Shock prolly.... noooo:
No sock ........are you pissed....... rubschin:
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Free week, cheap flight angel1
Better than being in the stormy uk ::)
Are you taking an wumman with you.... or just the sock again.....?
You lost a sock at Miss A's ...............she hasn't posted since ....... rubschin:
Shock prolly.... noooo:
No sock ........are you pissed....... rubschin:
drumroll:
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Free week, cheap flight angel1
Better than being in the stormy uk ::)
Are you taking an wumman with you.... or just the sock again.....?
You lost a sock at Miss A's ...............she hasn't posted since ....... rubschin:
Shock prolly.... noooo:
No sock ........are you pissed....... rubschin:
No, I am off the booze like.... scared2:
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point: point:
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Free week, cheap flight angel1
Better than being in the stormy uk ::)
Are you taking an wumman with you.... or just the sock again.....?
You lost a sock at Miss A's ...............she hasn't posted since ....... rubschin:
Shock prolly.... noooo:
No sock ........are you pissed....... rubschin:
No, I am off the booze like.... scared2:
BM's stopped drinking??? Its a sign, the end of days is almost upon us!!!!!! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-scared007.gif&hash=2a92affdc08d4c15ca34fd9fca1429eff7628bee)
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Free week, cheap flight angel1
Better than being in the stormy uk ::)
Are you taking an wumman with you.... or just the sock again.....?
You lost a sock at Miss A's ...............she hasn't posted since ....... rubschin:
Shock prolly.... noooo:
No sock ........are you pissed....... rubschin:
No, I am off the booze like.... scared2:
BM's stopped drinking??? Its a sign, the end of days is almost upon us!!!!!! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-scared007.gif&hash=2a92affdc08d4c15ca34fd9fca1429eff7628bee)
Or LL told him to...... whistle:
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Surely LL wouldn't want to inflict as cruel and unusual punishment as a sober BM.....................on herself whistle:
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cussing:
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cussing:
Have a drink calm down........ whistle:
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Well on the bright side we won't have to worry about BM getting rat arsed and barfing in his bucket again. I still have nightmares about the last time he took it off... eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20100425080826%2Fstarwars%2Fimages%2F5%2F56%2FPizzahutt.jpg&hash=4f916f5449328faffa5a43bd26426f25f7061a48)
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Free week, cheap flight angel1
Better than being in the stormy uk ::)
Are you taking an wumman with you.... or just the sock again.....?
You lost a sock at Miss A's ...............she hasn't posted since ....... rubschin:
Shock prolly.... noooo:
No sock ........are you pissed....... rubschin:
Or doing his Sean Connery impression. noooo:
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Free week, cheap flight angel1
Better than being in the stormy uk ::)
Are you taking an wumman with you.... or just the sock again.....?
You lost a sock at Miss A's ...............she hasn't posted since ....... rubschin:
Shock prolly.... noooo:
No sock ........are you pissed....... rubschin:
Or doing his Sean Connery impression. noooo:
;D ;D
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Three more sleeps cloud9:
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Three more sleeps cloud9:
Party001:
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Surely LL wouldn't want to inflict as cruel and unusual punishment as a sober BM.....................on herself whistle:
True....................and even worse I've been keeping him company on this sobriety wagon, he'd only get pissy faced if I didn't whistle:
But not today - it's the weekend eveilgrin:
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Three more sleeps cloud9:
Party001:
Pizeing and grey here evil: Blue skies and semi scorchio there cloud9: with added donkeys
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Three more sleeps cloud9:
Party001:
Pizeing and grey here evil: Blue skies and semi scorchio there cloud9: with added donkeys
Sounds lovely......................is your bucket and spade on the list ?
For the donkey ka ka eyes:
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I shampooed a donkey last time I was there cloud9:
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I shampooed a donkey last time I was there cloud9:
Just so long as you did not blow dry it - THAT is an offence, anywhere whistle:
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No silly, I pegged it out :thumbsup:
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No silly, I pegged it out :thumbsup:
Thumbs: I think................. confused:
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I shampooed a donkey last time I was there cloud9:
Just so long as you did not blow dry it - THAT is an offence, anywhere whistle:
See also: Muffin the Mule
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eeek:
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I shampooed a donkey last time I was there cloud9:
Just so long as you did not blow dry it - THAT is an offence, anywhere whistle:
See also: Muffin the Mule
And Dobbin the Donkey - both legal in Spain... noooo:
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Packing. Can't find my fvcking bag eeek:
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Packing. Can't find my fvcking bag eeek:
You looked under the sink or the airing cupboard eeek:
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It has vanished. May take a bin liner evil:
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It has vanished. May take a bin liner evil:
Tesco bags have handles Thumbs:
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Just take all you can wear ....... Thumbs:
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Stay calm when did you last have it rubschin:
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Stay calm when did you last have it rubschin:
It will be in the last place you look........ whistle:
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Stay calm when did you last have it rubschin:
And who did he have it with horn:
But shouldn't he concentrate on finding his bag?
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evil: evil:
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Stay calm when did you last have it rubschin:
And who did he have it with horn:
But shouldn't he concentrate on finding his bag?
Mr Steve noooo: as if I would whistle: angel1
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Ask not 'who did he have it with' rather who had he put in it.
My guess is that if we were to dig in a certain place in Sherwood forest the bag would be found. noooo:
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Ask not 'who did he have it with' rather who had he put in it.
My guess is that if we were to dig in a certain place in Sherwood forest the bag would be found. noooo:
scared2:
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eeek:
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Ask not 'who did he have it with' rather who had he put in it.
My guess is that if we were to dig in a certain place in Sherwood forest the bag would be found. noooo:
Packing. Can't find my fvcking bag eeek:
I was imagining an outsize sleeping bag. redface:
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Ask not 'who did he have it with' rather who had he put in it.
My guess is that if we were to dig in a certain place in Sherwood forest the bag would be found. noooo:
Packing. Can't find my fvcking bag eeek:
I was imagining an outsize sleeping bag. redface:
lol:
or even his sock
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Off to the hairyport soon :thumbsup:
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Off to the hairyport soon :thumbsup:
The correct one?
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eeek:
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Is he there yet...... rubschin:
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He must be. A text floods in......... Have safely touched down at Caernarfon Airport baggage is taking ages to disembark. Should have known better that to bring Tipsy.
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He must be. A text floods in......... Have safely touched down at Caernarfon Airport baggage is taking ages to disembark. Should have known better that to bring Tipsy.
lol: lol: lol:
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He must be. A text floods in......... Have safely touched down at Caernarfon Airport baggage is taking ages to disembark. Should have known better that to bring Tipsy.
So is he not going to Casa Pinksis and taking Tipsy up the Rhondda instead?
All very confusing. noooo:
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He must be. A text floods in......... Have safely touched down at Caernarfon Airport baggage is taking ages to disembark. Should have known better that to bring Tipsy.
So is he not going to Casa Pinksis and taking Tipsy up the Rhondda instead?
All very confusing. noooo:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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He must be. A text floods in......... Have safely touched down at Caernarfon Airport baggage is taking ages to disembark. Should have known better that to bring Tipsy.
So is he not going to Casa Pinksis and taking Tipsy up the Rhondda instead?
All very confusing. noooo:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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He must be. A text floods in......... Have safely touched down at Caernarfon Airport baggage is taking ages to disembark. Should have known better that to bring Tipsy.
So is he not going to Casa Pinksis and taking Tipsy up the Rhondda instead?
All very confusing. noooo:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Beach Boys - Help Me Rhonda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81BjS3k_FZ8#)
rubschin:
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Is the place still in one piece...... rubschin:
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Is the place still in one piece...... rubschin:
::)
Apey wins "Stupid Question of the Week" prize. noooo:
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Is the place still in one piece...... rubschin:
::)
Apey wins "Stupid Question of the Week" prize. noooo:
lol: lol:
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He must be. A text floods in......... Have safely touched down at Caernarfon Airport baggage is taking ages to disembark. Should have known better that to bring Tipsy.
So is he not going to Casa Pinksis and taking Tipsy up the Rhondda instead?
All very confusing. noooo:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
Oi !!!! Only just caught up with this thread. Banghead
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Shrugs: