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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 20, 2013, 07:45:00 AM
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We have agreed to meet in the plague village.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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We have agreed to meet in the plague village.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Apart from you turning up...not much else.
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I wonder if she still goes backwards everywhere rubschin:
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I have anti plague pills. angel1
I specialise in backwards. I am getting pretty good at sideways and I excel in chucking my food and cutlery on the floor. If nothing else I will keep you amused.
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Have a lovely time - expectant of some exciting outing updates Popcorn:
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Have a lovely time - expectant of some exciting outing updates Popcorn:
Wot LL says :thumbsup:
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We have agreed to meet in the plague village.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
If you are now confirming your planned supper you must be back from lunch now - sooooooooooooooooooo whistle:
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Did I say it was today? ::)
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Did I say it was today? ::)
noooo:
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We have agreed to meet in the plague village.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
This place I was werking at all weekend long was in the owld Leprosy village and everything went wrong.... noooo:
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Your fingers fell off? eeek:That explains it! :thumbsup: Or was that the insinkerator too rubschin:
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Your fingers fell off? eeek:That explains it! :thumbsup: Or was that the insinkerator too rubschin:
Don't mention the insinkerator.... noooo:
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Miss C is bringing a Dalek and a flamethrower cloud9:
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Miss C is bringing a Dalek and a flamethrower cloud9:
Thumbs:
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Your fingers fell off? eeek:That explains it! :thumbsup: Or was that the insinkerator too rubschin:
Don't mention the insinkerator.... noooo:
rubschin:
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Your fingers fell off? eeek:That explains it! :thumbsup: Or was that the insinkerator too rubschin:
Don't mention the insinkerator.... noooo:
rubschin:
I SAID DON'T MENTION THE INSINKERATOR!!!! cussing:
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Or the chair
Or the microwave
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Or the chair
Or the microwave
noooo:
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Or the flooded bathroom.... noooo:
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Or the office floor noooo:
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Or her underwear. noooo:
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redface: redface: redface:
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You do realise Miss A will come back, listen to your explanation and then log into here to find out what really happened.... whistle:
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You do realise Miss A will come back, listen to your explanation and then log into here to find out what really happened.... whistle:
Monsieur Poirot.
Shocked:
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You do realise Miss A will come back, listen to your explanation and then log into here to find out what really happened.... whistle:
eeek:
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We have agreed to meet in the plague village.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
If you are now confirming your planned supper you must be back from lunch now - sooooooooooooooooooo whistle:
We are meeting on Wednesday LL. I am indeed taking a Dalek and a flame thrower but no beans, they are in a tumble dryer somewhere in Scotland apparently, along with my not so freshly picked fennel. confused:
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We have agreed to meet in the plague village.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
If you are now confirming your planned supper you must be back from lunch now - sooooooooooooooooooo whistle:
We are meeting on Wednesday LL. I am indeed taking a Dalek and a flame thrower but no beans, they are in a tumble dryer somewhere in Scotland apparently, along with my not so freshly picked fennel. confused:
cloud9: Miss C is betterer :thumbsup:
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We have agreed to meet in the plague village.
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
If you are now confirming your planned supper you must be back from lunch now - sooooooooooooooooooo whistle:
We are meeting on Wednesday LL. I am indeed taking a Dalek and a flame thrower but no beans, they are in a tumble dryer somewhere in Scotland apparently, along with my not so freshly picked fennel. confused:
cloud9: Miss C is betterer :thumbsup:
Yes it is great to see :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Countdown to departure
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Countdown to departure
Indeed, we are counting down here too. Mr C will tie my best napkin around my throat and I am under strict instruction not to throw my cutlery about. noooo:
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Countdown to departure
Indeed, we are counting down here too. Mr C will tie my best napkin around my throat and I am under strict instruction not to throw my cutlery about. noooo:
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I have to escape the Nottingham roadworks festival first noooo:
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Countdown to departure
Indeed, we are counting down here too. Mr C will tie my best napkin around my throat and I am under strict instruction not to throw my cutlery about. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.escapade.co.uk%2FSALEHIRE%2FMedium%2Fac402c-straight-jaket-l.jpg&hash=b74949c524ca18c6ca236a48eed76afc46db2a88)
eeek: eeek: I knew that you had been loitering in the shrubbery but I didn't know that you had a camera. noooo:
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Countdown to departure
Indeed, we are counting down here too. Mr C will tie my best napkin around my throat and I am under strict instruction not to throw my cutlery about. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.escapade.co.uk%2FSALEHIRE%2FMedium%2Fac402c-straight-jaket-l.jpg&hash=b74949c524ca18c6ca236a48eed76afc46db2a88)
eeek: eeek: I knew that you had been loitering in the shrubbery but I didn't know that you had a camera. noooo:
Not too close, I have a real whopper. ;)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthatsyourteam.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fbig-camera-lens.jpg&hash=5d20bee9ec6cf3ea2a98cc0a49c7e184579e9a0f)
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Countdown to departure
Indeed, we are counting down here too. Mr C will tie my best napkin around my throat and I am under strict instruction not to throw my cutlery about. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.escapade.co.uk%2FSALEHIRE%2FMedium%2Fac402c-straight-jaket-l.jpg&hash=b74949c524ca18c6ca236a48eed76afc46db2a88)
eeek: eeek: I knew that you had been loitering in the shrubbery but I didn't know that you had a camera. noooo:
Not too close, I have a real whopper. ;)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthatsyourteam.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fbig-camera-lens.jpg&hash=5d20bee9ec6cf3ea2a98cc0a49c7e184579e9a0f)
You are so much younger and far more handsome than I had thought. Or is it that you have to have a serf to carry your 'whopper' for you? rubschin:
Ummmm either way are you free for luncheon next week?
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Countdown to departure
Indeed, we are counting down here too. Mr C will tie my best napkin around my throat and I am under strict instruction not to throw my cutlery about. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.escapade.co.uk%2FSALEHIRE%2FMedium%2Fac402c-straight-jaket-l.jpg&hash=b74949c524ca18c6ca236a48eed76afc46db2a88)
eeek: eeek: I knew that you had been loitering in the shrubbery but I didn't know that you had a camera. noooo:
Not too close, I have a real whopper. ;)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthatsyourteam.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fbig-camera-lens.jpg&hash=5d20bee9ec6cf3ea2a98cc0a49c7e184579e9a0f)
Mine is only 70mm... sad24:
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Countdown to departure
Indeed, we are counting down here too. Mr C will tie my best napkin around my throat and I am under strict instruction not to throw my cutlery about. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.escapade.co.uk%2FSALEHIRE%2FMedium%2Fac402c-straight-jaket-l.jpg&hash=b74949c524ca18c6ca236a48eed76afc46db2a88)
eeek: eeek: I knew that you had been loitering in the shrubbery but I didn't know that you had a camera. noooo:
Not too close, I have a real whopper. ;)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthatsyourteam.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fbig-camera-lens.jpg&hash=5d20bee9ec6cf3ea2a98cc0a49c7e184579e9a0f)
Mine is only 70mm... sad24:
Fixed focus?
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Countdown to departure
Indeed, we are counting down here too. Mr C will tie my best napkin around my throat and I am under strict instruction not to throw my cutlery about. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.escapade.co.uk%2FSALEHIRE%2FMedium%2Fac402c-straight-jaket-l.jpg&hash=b74949c524ca18c6ca236a48eed76afc46db2a88)
eeek: eeek: I knew that you had been loitering in the shrubbery but I didn't know that you had a camera. noooo:
Not too close, I have a real whopper. ;)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthatsyourteam.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fbig-camera-lens.jpg&hash=5d20bee9ec6cf3ea2a98cc0a49c7e184579e9a0f)
Mine is only 70mm... sad24:
Fixed focus?
Zoom.... redface:
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What an adventure (if you don't get out much). Decided that a visit to a cash point was a good idea. There were four people in front of us two of whom had quite obviously entered a 'Mini Statement Woman of the Year competition.
Two sets of unexpected roadworks and a very slow digger later I decide to call Mr Nick to tell him that we would be a tad late. Call went straight to voicemail. Ten minutes later we were somewhat geographically challenged. redface: redface: Google came to the rescue and within minutes I saw a signpost telling us that we were three miles from or destination, or at least the village in which the hostelry was. Calling Mr Nick seemed like the polite thing to do. It went straight to voicemail.
We arrived somewhat late. Fantastic menu excellent wines, not sure about the beer, not my department. We were able to sit in a fairly secluded room and I managed not to throw cutlery anywhere or at anyone. :thumbsup:
I would not hesitate to recommend the place. We will certainly be going back if we can ever find it again. redface:
We left in bright sunshine the scenery was stunning. Nick was going to Bakewell to pick up a tart or two.
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What an adventure (if you don't get out much). Decided that a visit to a cash point was a good idea. There were four people in front of us two of whom had quite obviously entered a 'Mini Statement Woman of the Year competition.
Two sets of unexpected roadworks and a very slow digger later I decide to call Mr Nick to tell him that we would be a tad late. Call went straight to voicemail. Ten minutes later we were somewhat geographically challenged. redface: redface: Google came to the rescue and within minutes I saw a signpost telling us that we were three miles from or destination, or at least the village in which the hostelry was. Calling Mr Nick seemed like the polite thing to do. It went straight to voicemail.
We arrived somewhat late. Fantastic menu excellent wines, not sure about the beer, not my department. We were able to sit in a fairly secluded room and I managed not to throw cutlery anywhere or at anyone. :thumbsup:
I would not hesitate to recommend the place. We will certainly be going back if we can ever find it again. redface:
We left in bright sunshine the scenery was stunning. Nick was going to Bakewell to pick up a tart or two.
eeek: eeek:
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Dat old trowt got lost cussing:
Only thing on the menu we all had was pan fried cussing:
Got a tart and a small bird in Bakewell :thumbsup: both of which I shall enjoy later
Stopped in Matlock Bath and bought Miss D an chocolate icecream, but as she wasn't there I kindly ate it myself angel1
Only just got back cos the only non roadwerks route into Nottingham was blocked cussing:
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As expected... noooo:
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As expected... noooo:
Oh yes. cloud9:
We are in training for and building up to that much talked about, much coveted, even revered in certain circles accolade, the Not Meeting Meeting Award.
As many will know it was our own loved and still much missed Malcolm who last challenged and won the award and as a token of our respect this will, from now on, be know as the Snoopy Cup Challenge.
The challenge, as many on here will know, is to find a rural location with no phone signal and no internet access. The location must have two hostelries with the same name or names so similar as to be easily confused. A meeting must then be arranged (well in advance) between the challenger/s and Nick.
To win the cup the challenger must sit in a hostelry not occupied by Nick for at least two hours. Nick meanwhile must sit in the same village/hamlet in the pub with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused) for a corresponding number of hours.
The challenger and Nick must then berate each other for a period of at least two weeks, unless they are judged to have been berating each other for at least 18 hours a day in which case the adjudicators may decide that a one week period will suffice.
Only when the berating has reached level 10 on the official VP Beratatron (standardised measuring system) will a new winner be declared.
Extra points may be awarded if the challenger remains in the comfort of their own home whilst Nick sits in a pub, however there must still be two hostelries with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused) Nick must be sitting in one for an undisclosed length of time, the other within a three mile radius unless there is snow on the ground. Should that be the case Pub Laws apply. See terms and conditions for details.
Terms and conditions not only apply but may be subject to change without prior notice or arrangement.
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Makes sense to me :thumbsup:
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Party001: Party001: Party001: Miss C is back Party001: Party001: Party001: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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As expected... noooo:
Oh yes. cloud9:
We are in training for and building up to that much talked about, much coveted, even revered in certain circles accolade, the Not Meeting Meeting Award.
As many will know it was our own loved and still much missed Malcolm who last challenged and won the award and as a token of our respect this will, from now on, be know as the Snoopy Cup Challenge.
The challenge, as many on here will know, is to find a rural location with no phone signal and no internet access. The location must have two hostelries with the same name or names so similar as to be easily confused. A meeting must then be arranged (well in advance) between the challenger/s and Nick.
To win the cup the challenger must sit in a hostelry not occupied by Nick for at least two hours. Nick meanwhile must sit in the same village/hamlet in the pub with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused) for a corresponding number of hours.
The challenger and Nick must then berate each other for a period of at least two weeks, unless they are judged to have been berating each other for at least 18 hours a day in which case the adjudicators may decide that a one week period will suffice.
Only when the berating has reached level 10 on the official VP Beratatron (standardised measuring system) will a new winner be declared.
Extra points may be awarded if the challenger remains in the comfort of their own home whilst Nick sits in a pub, however there must still be two hostelries with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused).
Terms and conditions not only apply but may be subject to change without prior notice or arrangement.
But this is all obviously null and voided by talcum powder....?
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As expected... noooo:
Oh yes. cloud9:
We are in training for and building up to that much talked about, much coveted, even revered in certain circles accolade, the Not Meeting Meeting Award.
As many will know it was our own loved and still much missed Malcolm who last challenged and won the award and as a token of our respect this will, from now on, be know as the Snoopy Cup Challenge.
The challenge, as many on here will know, is to find a rural location with no phone signal and no internet access. The location must have two hostelries with the same name or names so similar as to be easily confused. A meeting must then be arranged (well in advance) between the challenger/s and Nick.
To win the cup the challenger must sit in a hostelry not occupied by Nick for at least two hours. Nick meanwhile must sit in the same village/hamlet in the pub with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused) for a corresponding number of hours.
The challenger and Nick must then berate each other for a period of at least two weeks, unless they are judged to have been berating each other for at least 18 hours a day in which case the adjudicators may decide that a one week period will suffice.
Only when the berating has reached level 10 on the official VP Beratatron (standardised measuring system) will a new winner be declared.
Extra points may be awarded if the challenger remains in the comfort of their own home whilst Nick sits in a pub, however there must still be two hostelries with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused).
Terms and conditions not only apply but may be subject to change without prior notice or arrangement.
But this is all obviously null and voided by talcum powder....?
You have not been listening or learning anything during the last 10 years have you? ::)
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As expected... noooo:
Oh yes. cloud9:
We are in training for and building up to that much talked about, much coveted, even revered in certain circles accolade, the Not Meeting Meeting Award.
As many will know it was our own loved and still much missed Malcolm who last challenged and won the award and as a token of our respect this will, from now on, be know as the Snoopy Cup Challenge.
The challenge, as many on here will know, is to find a rural location with no phone signal and no internet access. The location must have two hostelries with the same name or names so similar as to be easily confused. A meeting must then be arranged (well in advance) between the challenger/s and Nick.
To win the cup the challenger must sit in a hostelry not occupied by Nick for at least two hours. Nick meanwhile must sit in the same village/hamlet in the pub with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused) for a corresponding number of hours.
The challenger and Nick must then berate each other for a period of at least two weeks, unless they are judged to have been berating each other for at least 18 hours a day in which case the adjudicators may decide that a one week period will suffice.
Only when the berating has reached level 10 on the official VP Beratatron (standardised measuring system) will a new winner be declared.
Extra points may be awarded if the challenger remains in the comfort of their own home whilst Nick sits in a pub, however there must still be two hostelries with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused).
Terms and conditions not only apply but may be subject to change without prior notice or arrangement.
But this is all obviously null and voided by talcum powder....?
You have not been listening or learning anything during the last 10 years have you? ::)
noooo:
You can explain everything at the Xmas get-together-booze-a-thon.... Thumbs:
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As expected... noooo:
Oh yes. cloud9:
We are in training for and building up to that much talked about, much coveted, even revered in certain circles accolade, the Not Meeting Meeting Award.
As many will know it was our own loved and still much missed Malcolm who last challenged and won the award and as a token of our respect this will, from now on, be know as the Snoopy Cup Challenge.
The challenge, as many on here will know, is to find a rural location with no phone signal and no internet access. The location must have two hostelries with the same name or names so similar as to be easily confused. A meeting must then be arranged (well in advance) between the challenger/s and Nick.
To win the cup the challenger must sit in a hostelry not occupied by Nick for at least two hours. Nick meanwhile must sit in the same village/hamlet in the pub with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused) for a corresponding number of hours.
The challenger and Nick must then berate each other for a period of at least two weeks, unless they are judged to have been berating each other for at least 18 hours a day in which case the adjudicators may decide that a one week period will suffice.
Only when the berating has reached level 10 on the official VP Beratatron (standardised measuring system) will a new winner be declared.
Extra points may be awarded if the challenger remains in the comfort of their own home whilst Nick sits in a pub, however there must still be two hostelries with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused).
Terms and conditions not only apply but may be subject to change without prior notice or arrangement.
But this is all obviously null and voided by talcum powder....?
You have not been listening or learning anything during the last 10 years have you? ::)
noooo:
You can explain everything at the Xmas get-together-booze-a-thon.... Thumbs:
Oooo excellent, will you be in the same pub as Nick or in the other one with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused) this is on a purely on a need to know basis you understand. angel1
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I suggest that the whole VP Christmas do takes place on Dec 24th at the George and Crown. Just go to the one nearest to you :thumbsup:
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I suggest that the whole VP Christmas do takes place on Dec 24th at the George and Crown. Just go to the one nearest to you :thumbsup:
Excellent idea if I may say so. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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As expected... noooo:
Oh yes. cloud9:
We are in training for and building up to that much talked about, much coveted, even revered in certain circles accolade, the Not Meeting Meeting Award.
As many will know it was our own loved and still much missed Malcolm who last challenged and won the award and as a token of our respect this will, from now on, be know as the Snoopy Cup Challenge.
The challenge, as many on here will know, is to find a rural location with no phone signal and no internet access. The location must have two hostelries with the same name or names so similar as to be easily confused. A meeting must then be arranged (well in advance) between the challenger/s and Nick.
To win the cup the challenger must sit in a hostelry not occupied by Nick for at least two hours. Nick meanwhile must sit in the same village/hamlet in the pub with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused) for a corresponding number of hours.
The challenger and Nick must then berate each other for a period of at least two weeks, unless they are judged to have been berating each other for at least 18 hours a day in which case the adjudicators may decide that a one week period will suffice.
Only when the berating has reached level 10 on the official VP Beratatron (standardised measuring system) will a new winner be declared.
Extra points may be awarded if the challenger remains in the comfort of their own home whilst Nick sits in a pub, however there must still be two hostelries with the same name (or name so similar as to be easily confused).
Terms and conditions not only apply but may be subject to change without prior notice or arrangement.
Top work Miss C :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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I suggest that the whole VP Christmas do takes place on Dec 24th at the George and Crown. Just go to the one nearest to you :thumbsup:
Excellent idea if I may say so. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
I haven't got one near to me.... sad24:
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What idea? I have long suspected that you are brain dead. noooo: I am sure that LL will help you out so you had better be extra nice to her.
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What idea? I have long suspected that you are brain dead. noooo: I am sure that LL will help you out so you had better be extra nice to her.
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Told you that LL would help you. I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today. :thumbsup:
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This thread has been heading towards the gutter for a day or so now noooo:
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This thread has been heading towards the gutter for a day or so now noooo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=X1VgcxE9Lpw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=X1VgcxE9Lpw)
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Told you that LL would help you. I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today. :thumbsup:
It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes eyes:
Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak whistle:) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery eveilgrin:
I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes Thumbs:
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I suggest that the whole VP Christmas do takes place on Dec 24th at the George and Crown. Just go to the one nearest to you :thumbsup:
Excellent idea if I may say so. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Great, I live next door to one & not far from the other. I can start at the one furthest away & hiccuping, make my way to the nearest. Unless Nick is there in which case I will do it the other way round & either stagger home or get a taxi.
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Told you that LL would help you. I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today. :thumbsup:
It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes eyes:
Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak whistle:) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery eveilgrin:
I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes Thumbs:
lol: lol: An excellent use of your time if I may say so. :thumbsup:
May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up. I did that once (not with BM obviously) it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. sick2:
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Told you that LL would help you. I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today. :thumbsup:
It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes eyes:
Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak whistle:) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery eveilgrin:
I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes Thumbs:
lol: lol: An excellent use of your time if I may say so. :thumbsup:
May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up. I did that once (not with BM obviously) it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. sick2:
evil:
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Told you that LL would help you. I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today. :thumbsup:
It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes eyes:
Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak whistle:) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery eveilgrin:
I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes Thumbs:
lol: lol: An excellent use of your time if I may say so. :thumbsup:
May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up. I did that once (not with BM obviously) it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. sick2:
It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. noooo:
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Told you that LL would help you. I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today. :thumbsup:
It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes eyes:
Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak whistle:) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery eveilgrin:
I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes Thumbs:
lol: lol: An excellent use of your time if I may say so. :thumbsup:
May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up. I did that once (not with BM obviously) it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. sick2:
It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. noooo:
That's officially a Microfloppy eyes:
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Told you that LL would help you. I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today. :thumbsup:
It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes eyes:
Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak whistle:) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery eveilgrin:
I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes Thumbs:
lol: lol: An excellent use of your time if I may say so. :thumbsup:
May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up. I did that once (not with BM obviously) it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. sick2:
It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fs2nhccmk5%2Fhard_facts_about_penis_size.jpg&hash=00258f17412135770c46528c0d8f6484efd2ed74) (http://postimg.org/image/s2nhccmk5/)
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Told you that LL would help you. I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today. :thumbsup:
It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes eyes:
Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak whistle:) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery eveilgrin:
I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes Thumbs:
lol: lol: An excellent use of your time if I may say so. :thumbsup:
May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up. I did that once (not with BM obviously) it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. sick2:
It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fs2nhccmk5%2Fhard_facts_about_penis_size.jpg&hash=00258f17412135770c46528c0d8f6484efd2ed74) (http://postimg.org/image/s2nhccmk5/)
I'll have to watch out for you in the bamboo ..................... and I thought that was the snakes eveilgrin:
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Told you that LL would help you. I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today. :thumbsup:
It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes eyes:
Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak whistle:) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery eveilgrin:
I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes Thumbs:
lol: lol: An excellent use of your time if I may say so. :thumbsup:
May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up. I did that once (not with BM obviously) it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. sick2:
It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fs2nhccmk5%2Fhard_facts_about_penis_size.jpg&hash=00258f17412135770c46528c0d8f6484efd2ed74) (http://postimg.org/image/s2nhccmk5/)
I'll have to watch out for you in the bamboo ..................... and I thought that was the snakes eveilgrin:
Ahh that will be the fake Cypriot trouser snake. :thumbsup:
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Told you that LL would help you. I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today. :thumbsup:
It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes eyes:
Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak whistle:) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery eveilgrin:
I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes Thumbs:
lol: lol: An excellent use of your time if I may say so. :thumbsup:
May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up. I did that once (not with BM obviously) it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. sick2:
It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fs2nhccmk5%2Fhard_facts_about_penis_size.jpg&hash=00258f17412135770c46528c0d8f6484efd2ed74) (http://postimg.org/image/s2nhccmk5/)
I'll have to watch out for you in the bamboo ..................... and I thought that was the snakes eveilgrin:
Ahh that will be the fake Cypriot trouser snake. :thumbsup:
That old sock sausage trick again - don't they know we are too wise to be fooled by that one Miss C ::)
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Told you that LL would help you. I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today. :thumbsup:
It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes eyes:
Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak whistle:) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery eveilgrin:
I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes Thumbs:
lol: lol: An excellent use of your time if I may say so. :thumbsup:
May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up. I did that once (not with BM obviously) it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. sick2:
It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fs2nhccmk5%2Fhard_facts_about_penis_size.jpg&hash=00258f17412135770c46528c0d8f6484efd2ed74) (http://postimg.org/image/s2nhccmk5/)
I'll have to watch out for you in the bamboo ..................... and I thought that was the snakes eveilgrin:
Ahh that will be the fake Cypriot trouser snake. :thumbsup:
That old sock sausage trick again - don't they know we are too wise to be fooled by that one Miss C ::)
It would seem not, for we are the wise women. angel1
Blackadder - Wise woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4k1Srp-x4c#ws)
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Interesting that Scotland is seperated from the rest of the UK and has 3 ins more why not combine and have the UK average bigger rubschin:
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Interesting that Scotland is seperated from the rest of the UK and has 3 ins more why not combine and have the UK average bigger rubschin:
Don't get your hopes up, that's 0.3 ins more.
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Interesting that Scotland is seperated from the rest of the UK and has 3 ins more why not combine and have the UK average bigger rubschin:
Or 'twin' with Congo.... lol:
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Interesting that Scotland is seperated from the rest of the UK and has 3 ins more why not combine and have the UK average bigger rubschin:
Or 'twin' with Congo.... lol:
I am sure we ladies wish lol:
Load of rubish about the Scottish anyway IME redface:
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Interesting that Scotland is seperated from the rest of the UK and has 3 ins more why not combine and have the UK average bigger rubschin:
Or 'twin' with Congo.... lol:
I am sure we ladies wish lol:
Load of rubish about the Scottish anyway IME redface:
Have you surveyed a statistically significant quantity?
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Interesting that Scotland is seperated from the rest of the UK and has 3 ins more why not combine and have the UK average bigger rubschin:
Or 'twin' with Congo.... lol:
I am sure we ladies wish lol:
Load of rubish about the Scottish anyway IME redface:
Have you surveyed a statistically significant quantity?
Ohhh I could not possibly comment Mr D ;)
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http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E (http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E)
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http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E (http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E)
(Complementary ear-worm courtesy of Ghost Enterprises)
Quite so my spiritual friend but there are many in this pub who can't remember what 'it' is let alone what to do with it. noooo:
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http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E (http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E)
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Quite so my spiritual friend but there are many in this pub who can't remember what 'it' is let alone what to do with it. noooo:
:thumbsup: So true Miss C ... Oh memories cloud9:
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http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E (http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E)
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I met them once on Earl's Court station and got a snog from the pretty dark female one cloud9:
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http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E (http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E)
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I met them once on Earl's Court station and got a snog from the pretty dark female one cloud9:
A snog or a peck on the cheek rubschin:
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Snog. I was more nubile then sad24:
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Snog. I was more nubile then sad24:
happy100 None of us are what we used to be except in our heads sad24:
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http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E (http://youtu.be/doHQjoQmr1E)
(Complementary ear-worm courtesy of Ghost Enterprises)
Quite so my spiritual friend but there are many in this pub who can't remember what 'it' is let alone what to do with it. noooo:
:thumbsup: So true Miss C ... Oh memories cloud9:
When it gets to the point that you can't remember your memories it's time to increase your medication. ;)
Oh and regarding Nick he probably tripped over his shoe laces thus knocking into the woman/girl he refers to as he toppled into her his lips brushed her arm which was in the process of pushing him away...........Nick as a 'groupie' never crossed my mind but, well, but nothing really.
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evil: sad24:
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Isn't she the one who married Andrew Ridgley (Wham) & lives in Devon/Cornwall somewhere.?
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Isn't she the one who married Andrew Ridgley (Wham) & lives in Devon/Cornwall somewhere.?
Jeez she hasn't had much luck has she
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Isn't she the one who married Andrew Ridgley (Wham) & lives in Devon/Cornwall somewhere.?
Jeez she hasn't had much luck has she
lol: lol: lol:
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Isn't she the one who married Andrew Ridgley (Wham) & lives in Devon/Cornwall somewhere.?
Wasn't there one who lives with or married Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics ...or is it the same one rubschin:
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Isn't she the one who married Andrew Ridgley (Wham) & lives in Devon/Cornwall somewhere.?
Wasn't there one who lives with or married Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics ...or is it the same one rubschin:
Siobhan Fahey. Thumbs:
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Isn't she the one who married Andrew Ridgley (Wham) & lives in Devon/Cornwall somewhere.?
Wasn't there one who lives with or married Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics ...or is it the same one rubschin:
Siobhan Fahey. Thumbs:
That's the one Thumbs:
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Karen Wood ? replaced her & is the one who married Andrew Ridgley.
Siobhan went on to form Shakespears Sister (I think)
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Karen Wood ? replaced her & is the one who married Andrew Ridgley.
Siobhan went on to form Shakespears Sister (I think)
:thumbsup: Of course I had forgotten .... doh:
So which one was brave enough to snog Nick ...... rubschin:
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The pretty dark one. But she was pissed noooo:
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The pretty dark one. But she was pissed noooo:
Yes but which on Karen or Soibhan .... Were you pissed too.... rubschin:
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Karen cloud9: She stank of gin
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Karen cloud9: She stank of gin
Must be your natural magnetism.... Shocked
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That Terry Hall was there. He had a lot of make up on
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That Terry Hall was there. He had a lot of make up on
Creepy scared2:
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Karen cloud9: She stank of gin
Must be your natural magnetism.... Shocked
His Milk of Magnesia more like.... noooo:
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That Terry Hall was there. He had a lot of make up on
Good music...... Thumbs: