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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Landlady on October 18, 2013, 03:41:47 PM
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rubschin: rubschin:
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Cleaning job?
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I won't be posting much this weekend like.... noooo:
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Orders from LL?
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Orders from LL?
redface:
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point:
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point:
sad24:
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I won't be posting much this weekend like.... noooo:
The sports bar won't be the same....... noooo:
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I won't be posting much this weekend like.... noooo:
The sports bar won't be the same....... noooo:
evil:
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Wish I was there to whip: - not too much tea drinking BM please, I want it all working by the time I get home. And no dirty habits in while you are kipping in my gaff. Probably would have been better to give you petrol money to go back to LL at night rubschin:
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Wish I was there to whip: - not too much tea drinking BM please, I want it all working by the time I get home. And no dirty habits in while you are kipping in my gaff. Probably would have been better to give you petrol money to go back to LL at night rubschin:
A nun fetish....... rubschin:
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Wish I was there to whip: - not too much tea drinking BM please, I want it all working by the time I get home. And no dirty habits in while you are kipping in my gaff. Probably would have been better to give you petrol money to go back to LL at night rubschin:
A nun fetish....... rubschin:
As long as he keeps his hands off my wimple....
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Wish I was there to whip: - not too much tea drinking BM please, I want it all working by the time I get home. And no dirty habits in while you are kipping in my gaff. Probably would have been better to give you petrol money to go back to LL at night rubschin:
A nun fetish....... rubschin:
As long as he keeps his hands off my wimple....
eeek:
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Wish I was there to whip: - not too much tea drinking BM please, I want it all working by the time I get home. And no dirty habits in while you are kipping in my gaff. Probably would have been better to give you petrol money to go back to LL at night rubschin:
A nun fetish....... rubschin:
As long as he keeps his hands off my wimple....
eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Wish I was there to whip: - not too much tea drinking BM please, I want it all working by the time I get home. And no dirty habits in while you are kipping in my gaff. Probably would have been better to give you petrol money to go back to LL at night rubschin:
A nun fetish....... rubschin:
As long as he keeps his hands off my wimple....
I've told him to stay OUT of the underwear drawer eeek: the excitement would definitely be too much and he'd probably implode NickSick
Happy cruising and relaxing to you lovely Miss. A and the much loved Mr. Swillmore cloud9:
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He's just called with his 'working day' update eeek: appartently he is now taking up floorboards eeek: eeek:
and here is silly little me thinking it was a computer consultancy job ::)
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What can possibly go wrong?
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What can possibly go wrong?
rubschin: Let's see what his next telephone update confirms whistle:
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Shin injuries noooo:
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Shin injuries noooo:
Oh for my sake I sincerely hope not Shocked:
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Shins still intact as far as I know - taking a bit longer than expected but says he will be on later surrender:
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Shins still intact as far as I know - taking a bit longer than expected but says he will be on later surrender:
No rush....... whistle:
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I am here like.... surrender:
So this is what werk is like....? noooo:
Still, I am home-alone in Miss A's bed house.... cloud9:
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I have broken the chair in the office.... redface:
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point:
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I have broken the chair in the office.... redface:
Mong........ noooo: no doubt chair racing........
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I have broken the chair in the office.... redface:
Mong........ noooo: no doubt chair racing........
Noooooo... I just moved it and it all fell to bits.... redface:
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Liar:
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Liar:
It bleddy did! cussing:
Al least nothing could go wrong with cooking the curry Miss A has got fer me like.... cloud9:
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I have broken the chair in the office.... redface:
Mong........ noooo: no doubt chair racing........
Noooooo... I just moved it and it all fell to bits.... redface:
Use the old excuse of ''the cat broke it'' - they are sure to believe that nonono:
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I have broken the chair in the office.... redface:
Mong........ noooo: no doubt chair racing........
Noooooo... I just moved it and it all fell to bits.... redface:
Use the old excuse of ''the cat broke it'' - they are sure to believe that nonono:
I expect the burglars that emptied the beer fridge broke it like..... whistle:
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I have broken the chair in the office.... redface:
Mong........ noooo: no doubt chair racing........
Noooooo... I just moved it and it all fell to bits.... redface:
Use the old excuse of ''the cat broke it'' - they are sure to believe that nonono:
I expect the burglars that emptied the beer fridge broke it like..... whistle:
Crime is rife that end of the island shocked003
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I have broken the chair in the office.... redface:
Mong........ noooo: no doubt chair racing........
Noooooo... I just moved it and it all fell to bits.... redface:
Use the old excuse of ''the cat broke it'' - they are sure to believe that nonono:
I expect the burglars that emptied the beer fridge broke it like..... whistle:
Crime is rife that end of the island shocked003
Thumbs:
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I have broken the chair in the office.... redface:
Mong........ noooo: no doubt chair racing........
Noooooo... I just moved it and it all fell to bits.... redface:
Use the old excuse of ''the cat broke it'' - they are sure to believe that nonono:
I expect the burglars that emptied the beer fridge broke it like..... whistle:
Crime is rife that end of the island shocked003
NOW............ whistle:
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The microwave just went BANG! eeek:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 Popcorn:
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Apparently you have to take the lid off the curry before you bung it in the microwave for twenty minutes.... noooo:
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point:
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Apparently you have to take the lid off the curry before you bung it in the microwave for twenty minutes.... noooo:
noooo: twenty minutes........ eeek:
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point:
evil:
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Some of the stuff I had to sort out today like.... noooo:
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Some of the stuff I broke today like.... noooo:
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cussing:
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rubschin: thought you were going to werk.....? thats your kitchen last time I was there.
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rubschin: thought you were going to werk.....? thats your kitchen last time I was there.
evil:
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The microwave just went BANG! eeek:
I hope you are earning plenty cause at this rate it will be costing you more than you are earning to put Miss A's home back together ... whistle:
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Apparently the computer consultancy is going well today pcwhack:
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Apparently the computer consultancy is going well today pcwhack:
:thumbsup:
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Apparently the computer consultancy is going well today pcwhack:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Haven't had any further update yet eeek:
He was only supposed to do 7 hours today which should have meant leaving to come home at 4pm local time
Do you think I need to send the NickSick
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Haven't had any further update yet eeek:
He was only supposed to do 7 hours today which should have meant leaving to come home at 4pm local time
Do you think I need to send the NickSick
They have a stocked beer fridge...... noooo:
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Bear in mind BM also has to fix or replace everything he has knackered while he was over there. That may take longer than the original job. rubschin:
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The Gubbernator :thumbsup:
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Oh no Nick, that's your title. BM still has a way to go yet. whistle:
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Oh dear eeek:
Made the call because was supposed to be a 7 hour shift today and was told it had just all gone wrong shocked003
Apparently now (but don't know why now) all the PC's aren't talking to the new printer ............... being a non-techo myself I have no idea and had no sensible advice to offer a rather distraught BM apart from sit down, relax, have a cup of tea and think it through....................don't think he felt that was totally supportive but it was the best advice I could offer redface:
Further updates later and they maybe quite colourful when BM does/maybe gets home
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Inevitable noooo:
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First weekend too....... noooo:
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Oh dear eeek:
Made the call because was supposed to be a 7 hour shift today and was told it had just all gone wrong shocked003
Apparently now (but don't know why now) all the PC's aren't talking to the new printer ............... being a non-techo myself I have no idea and had no sensible advice to offer a rather distraught BM apart from sit down, relax, have a cup of tea and think it through....................don't think he felt that was totally supportive but it was the best advice I could offer redface:
Further updates later and they maybe quite colourful when BM does/maybe gets home
Darwin's yer man :thumbsup:
The problem is that it needs it's IP memory purged.
Remove the paper from the tray and place the printer in a warm bath with a tablespoon of washing up liquid.
Leave it for 30 minutes to ensure all the corrupt data has been removed, then remove and place on a pile of newspapers for an hour.
Re-load the paper and switch on. You will find you can no longer print a test page with WIFI or cable.
Job done. :thumbsup:
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Oh dear eeek:
Made the call because was supposed to be a 7 hour shift today and was told it had just all gone wrong shocked003
Apparently now (but don't know why now) all the PC's aren't talking to the new printer ............... being a non-techo myself I have no idea and had no sensible advice to offer a rather distraught BM apart from sit down, relax, have a cup of tea and think it through....................don't think he felt that was totally supportive but it was the best advice I could offer redface:
Further updates later and they maybe quite colourful when BM does/maybe gets home
Darwin's yer man :thumbsup:
The problem is that it needs it's IP memory purged.
Remove the paper from the tray and place the printer in a warm bath with a tablespoon of washing up liquid.
Leave it for 30 minutes to ensure all the corrupt data has been removed, then remove and place on a pile of newspapers for an hour.
Re-load the paper and switch on. You will find you can no longer print a test page with WIFI or cable.
Job done. :thumbsup:
;D ;D
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Oh dear eeek:
Made the call because was supposed to be a 7 hour shift today and was told it had just all gone wrong shocked003
Apparently now (but don't know why now) all the PC's aren't talking to the new printer ............... being a non-techo myself I have no idea and had no sensible advice to offer a rather distraught BM apart from sit down, relax, have a cup of tea and think it through....................don't think he felt that was totally supportive but it was the best advice I could offer redface:
Further updates later and they maybe quite colourful when BM does/maybe gets home
Darwin's yer man :thumbsup:
The problem is that it needs it's IP memory purged.
Remove the paper from the tray and place the printer in a warm bath with a tablespoon of washing up liquid.
Leave it for 30 minutes to ensure all the corrupt data has been removed, then remove and place on a pile of newspapers for an hour.
Re-load the paper and switch on. You will find you can no longer print a test page with WIFI or cable.
Job done. :thumbsup:
Classic advice - thank you JOM and Mr. D
Admit I did also say the two following things redface:
Have you tried pulling the plug out at the back and then putting it carefully back in again
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Are you sure there isn't a paper jam
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doh: doh: doh:
You're supposed to blow on the three pins, not just unplug it
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doh: doh: doh:
You're supposed to blow on the three pins, not just unplug it
redface: I'll remember that for the next time JOM Thumbs:
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Superb chance for a lot of emoticon usage for the latest update rubschin:
BM was shrugs: for the past hour and then Yargh: and then about to crash: crash: crash: crash:
However we are now back in the realms of fixed happ096 so expected home tonight Thumbs:
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Shocked: NickSick
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Shocked: NickSick
I'll let him post the 'full' story eyes:
Suffice to say he is my computer hero sick2:
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I thought he was an expert like. rubschin:
It only took him a week or so to install tapatalk on the VP site with numerous gubberamas. whistle: (Which by the way as an App, has had more slagging off than Nick being a ginger, so I did not bother with it. noooo:)
I think the end user should get a man in rather than a charlatan in Thomas The Tank Engine jimjams. Thumbs:
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I thought he was an expert like. rubschin:
It only took him a week or so to install tapatalk on the VP site with numerous gubberamas. whistle: (Which by the way as an App, has had more slagging off than Nick being a ginger, so I did not bother with it. noooo:)
I think the end user should get a man in rather than a charlatan in Thomas The Tank Engine jimjams. Thumbs:
He is very old Baldy rubschin: and the last time he worked was a long time rubschin: but I accept your point :thumbsup:
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I am not ginger cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I am not ginger cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Perhaps whistle:
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I am also taller than you expected. ANd more intelligent angel1
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I am also taller than you expected. ANd more intelligent angel1
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Nope. noooo: noooo: noooo:
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What a marathon nightmare.... noooo:
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[Snickers]
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[Snickers]
His performance might look like one of them left in an un-flushed bowl. noooo:
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cussing:
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Poor BM
And he didn't have to work with people like noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Poor BM
And he didn't have to work with people like noooo: noooo: noooo:
Good point, well made ( Copyright - Malcolm at work like) :thumbsup:
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Oh dear eeek:
Made the call because was supposed to be a 7 hour shift today and was told it had just all gone wrong shocked003
Apparently now (but don't know why now) all the PC's aren't talking to the new printer ............... being a non-techo myself I have no idea and had no sensible advice to offer a rather distraught BM apart from sit down, relax, have a cup of tea and think it through....................don't think he felt that was totally supportive but it was the best advice I could offer redface:
Further updates later and they maybe quite colourful when BM does/maybe gets home
Darwin's yer man :thumbsup:
The problem is that it needs it's IP memory purged.
Remove the paper from the tray and place the printer in a warm bath with a tablespoon of washing up liquid.
Leave it for 30 minutes to ensure all the corrupt data has been removed, then remove and place on a pile of newspapers for an hour.
Re-load the paper and switch on. You will find you can no longer print a test page with WIFI or cable.
Job done. :thumbsup:
Classic advice - thank you JOM and Mr. D
Admit I did also say the two following things redface:
Have you tried pulling the plug out at the back and then putting it carefully back in again
and
Are you sure there isn't a paper jam
worthy: worthy: You make paper jam, how much pectin do you need or do you just use 'jam sugar' I think you should post the recipe in the Bickering thread. whistle:
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Oh dear eeek:
Made the call because was supposed to be a 7 hour shift today and was told it had just all gone wrong shocked003
Apparently now (but don't know why now) all the PC's aren't talking to the new printer ............... being a non-techo myself I have no idea and had no sensible advice to offer a rather distraught BM apart from sit down, relax, have a cup of tea and think it through....................don't think he felt that was totally supportive but it was the best advice I could offer redface:
Further updates later and they maybe quite colourful when BM does/maybe gets home
Darwin's yer man :thumbsup:
The problem is that it needs it's IP memory purged.
Remove the paper from the tray and place the printer in a warm bath with a tablespoon of washing up liquid.
Leave it for 30 minutes to ensure all the corrupt data has been removed, then remove and place on a pile of newspapers for an hour.
Re-load the paper and switch on. You will find you can no longer print a test page with WIFI or cable.
Job done. :thumbsup:
Classic advice - thank you JOM and Mr. D
Admit I did also say the two following things redface:
Have you tried pulling the plug out at the back and then putting it carefully back in again
and
Are you sure there isn't a paper jam
worthy: worthy: You make paper jam, how much pectin do you need or do you just use 'jam sugar' I think you should post the recipe in the Bickering thread. whistle:
lol: lol: lol: