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Title: Young love
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:12:28 PM
Met an ex's daughter for lunch today.  She lives in Edinburgh so I dont get to see her very much but we have always stayed in touch. She is 18 next year.

She was chatting away about her boyfriend (same age ) then says apparently she is his 38th sexual partner and that's her lucky number so this was a good sign  !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2013, 06:13:21 PM
I know the feeling  NickSick
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: apc2010 on October 13, 2013, 06:14:09 PM
Met an ex's daughter for lunch today.  She lives in Edinburgh so I dont get to see her very much but we have always stayed in touch. She is 18 next year.

She was chatting away about her boyfriend (same age ) then says apparently she is his 38th sexual partner and that's her lucky number so this was a good sign  !!!!!!!

How many has she had tho........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:16:37 PM
She has had 5 .

Then she went onto talk about how none of them have lasted more than a few minutes in the sack and that she has never reached satisfaction herself if you know what I mean.

I pity the other diners around us
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2013, 06:20:39 PM
Sausages?
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Landlady on October 13, 2013, 06:24:43 PM
She has had 5 .

Then she went onto talk about how none of them have lasted more than a few minutes in the sack and that she has never reached satisfaction herself if you know what I mean.

I pity the other diners around us
Oh I would have loved to be ear-wigging that conversation  eeek:

But to be honest I'm not sure I would have been able to keep a straight face   noooo:
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: apc2010 on October 13, 2013, 06:25:43 PM
She has had 5 .

Then she went onto talk about how none of them have lasted more than a few minutes in the sack and that she has never reached satisfaction herself if you know what I mean.

I pity the other diners around us

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Just One More on October 13, 2013, 06:26:27 PM
She has had 5 .

Then she went onto talk about how none of them have lasted more than a few minutes in the sack and that she has never reached satisfaction herself if you know what I mean.

I pity the other diners around us

Isn't that normal  ;)
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:32:45 PM
Well I tried me best to educate her LL !!!
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Landlady on October 13, 2013, 06:34:40 PM
Well I tried me best to educate her LL !!!


Did you quote ''Quality not quantity'' and put on a suitably poo type face  ;D
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2013, 06:35:08 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:36:04 PM
Well I went for the make sure you get yours first approach lol:
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2013, 06:36:42 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Landlady on October 13, 2013, 06:41:04 PM
Well I went for the make sure you get yours first approach lol:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: apc2010 on October 13, 2013, 06:42:00 PM
Well I went for the make sure you get yours first approach lol:

 :thumbsup:

Baldy does on-line sales....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2013, 06:42:57 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Young love
Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2013, 11:50:06 PM
Well I went for the make sure you get yours first approach lol:

 :thumbsup:

Baldy does on-line sales....... rubschin:

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