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Title: Yikes
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 09:55:23 AM: A neighbour up the road is famously alcy. Usually pissed by about this time of day. Even when sober he walks and talks like Keith Richard.

He is out in his garden staggering about trying to apply a petrol driven chainsaw to a tree scared2: scared2:

Should I go and try to stop him before he severs a limb?
Title: Re: Yikes
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 09:56:58 AM: No offence Nick but given your track record should you go out there he will most certainly lose a limb point:
Title: Re: Yikes
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2007, 10:01:42 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2007, 09:55:23 AM
A neighbour up the road is famously alcy. Usually pissed by about this time of day. Even when sober he walks and talks like Keith Richard.

He is out in his garden staggering about trying to apply a petrol driven chainsaw to a tree scared2: scared2:

Should I go and try to stop him before he severs a limb?
Camera quick! whistle:
Title: Re: Yikes
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 10:04:53 AM: Planning to send it in to 'You've Been Maimed' Barman? whistle:
Title: Re: Yikes
Post by: Landlady on August 22, 2007, 10:05:18 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2007, 09:55:23 AM
A neighbour up the road is famously alcy. Usually pissed by about this time of day. Even when sober he walks and talks like Keith Richard.

He is out in his garden staggering about trying to apply a petrol driven chainsaw to a tree scared2: scared2:

Should I go and try to stop him before he severs a limb?

I think that would be a little too much interference and perhaps might result in verbal or worse abuse being dished out to you .... However as a gesture of kindly neighbourliness I think you should start ripping up the sheets (not the ones the cat has just peed on of course) to use as bandages
Title: Re: Yikes
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2007, 10:07:05 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 10:04:53 AM
Planning to send it in to 'You've Been Maimed' Barman? whistle:

whistle: easiest ?250 I'll ever earn by the sound of it...
Title: Re: Yikes
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 10:13:53 AM: Hang on, if Captain Calamity goes out there as well it could be a 2 for 1 deal. I'll split the ?500 with you in that case. whistle:
Title: Re: Yikes
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 10:32:18 AM: S'okay, he's passed out on the lawn. His Mrs has retrieved the chainsaw
Title: Re: Yikes
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2007, 10:57:20 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 22, 2007, 10:32:18 AM
S'okay, he's passed out on the lawn. His Mrs has retrieved the chainsaw
Bugger! evil:
Title: Re: Yikes
Post by: Misunderstood on August 22, 2007, 11:00:09 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 10:04:53 AM
Planning to send it in to 'You've Been Maimed' Barman? whistle:

Blimey! You're on form today. eeek:
Title: Re: Yikes
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 03:10:25 PM: There is a secret to that Bouncer:

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