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Title: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 11, 2013, 09:05:00 AM
There is a new exhibition at the British Museum - Shunga ( sex and pleasure in Japanese art)

pictures such as these  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-zZ8AmnpVMUE%2FTaOIguCvWTI%2FAAAAAAAAIQs%2FFNstzOj5iXM%2Fs400%2FKatsushika%2BHokusai%2B-%2BShunga%2B-%2B%252528226%252529.jpg&hash=611ab6f5df41d40622fee28acbc85b373c62a70e)

They are obsessed by fish  noooo:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2013, 09:08:02 AM
Too many jokes  noooo:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Baldy on October 11, 2013, 09:12:46 AM
Too many jokes  noooo:

Yup.  lol:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2013, 07:58:05 PM
You don't want to know what the text says.  eeek:

It's a woodblock print called The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife by an 18th Century artist called Hokusai,  if memory serves it was part of a book or a collection released at the time. He loved nature and was a strong believer in the shinto ideal of humanity and nature belonging together in unison although there has never been a consensus on whether he painted the piece just to make money or for a deeper reason. There have been a number of copies inspired by it over the years including one by Pablo Picasso.

Before anyone asks, we had some Japanese prints come into the store a while back and I ended up having to research what they were and how much they could be sold on for.

On the other hand, I'm almost afraid to ask how long Miss D was wandering around the exhibition for.  scared:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2013, 07:59:16 PM
 worthy:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2013, 08:21:37 PM
worthy:
worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2013, 08:23:04 PM
I wonder what sex is like with an octopus  rubschin:  A laydee one of course!
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2013, 08:29:24 PM
I wonder what sex is like with an octopus  rubschin:  A laydee one of course!

Sad and lonely...  noooo:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2013, 08:45:03 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2013, 08:57:30 PM
I wonder what sex is like with an octopus  rubschin:  A laydee one of course!

Sad and lonely...  noooo:
Should we phone the Nottingham Aquarium to be on the look out?

Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2013, 09:52:24 PM
I wonder what sex is like with an octopus  rubschin:  A laydee one of course!

Try looking up H.P. Lovecraft, the physical description of Cthulhu was based upon a the idea of a humanoid octopus/squid. He was male but I can't remember if Kthanid was male or female.

Lovecraft and the Cthulhu mythos kept me sane years ago when I worked at a hotel owned by a bunch of evangelical Christians who would give jobs to anyone in their congregation who couldn't find work anywhere else. Unfortunately for me two of them decided that I would be an excellent candidate for being 'converted to the light'. I've got nothing against religion per se but I tend to get a tad narked off when someone decides that its their way or hell and damnation so I made them a deal, they could tell me about their religion if I could reciprocate, 10 minutes of me blagging my way through the mythos and the dozy buggers wouldn't even go in the same room as me.  whistle:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2013, 11:19:27 PM
I wonder what sex is like with an octopus  rubschin:  A laydee one of course!
noooo:
Sucker
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2013, 11:21:39 PM
I'd expected BM or Apey to come up with something that corny Darwin, not you.  noooo:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2013, 11:28:19 PM
I'd expected BM or Apey to come up with something that corny Darwin, not you.  noooo:
It pays to be unpredictable in the face of such literary excellence.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2013, 05:14:36 AM
I'd expected BM or Apey to come up with something that corny Darwin, not you.  noooo:
It pays to be unpredictable in the face of such literary excellence.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: apc2010 on October 12, 2013, 08:41:42 AM
I'd expected BM or Apey to come up with something that corny Darwin, not you.  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2013, 01:26:20 PM
I wonder what sex is like with an octopus  rubschin:  A laydee one of course!

And somewhere in Japan someone is probably posting

ニックは奇妙であることを私たちに比べて



(Compared to us that Nick is weird)
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 12, 2013, 01:30:39 PM
I wonder what sex is like with an octopus  rubschin:  A laydee one of course!

I don't know, but, given the beak on the buggers I'd think twice before accepting a BJ!
Title: Re: The Japanese are weird
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2013, 01:49:20 PM
I wonder what sex is like with an octopus  rubschin:  A laydee one of course!

And somewhere in Japan someone is probably posting

ニックは奇妙であることを私たちに比べて



(Compared to us that Nick is weird)

 happy001