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Title: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2013, 07:00:11 PM
I have 2 offers

I want more

I have put meself on fleabay  angel1

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=271292461192&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:GB:1123 angel1 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=271292461192&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:GB:1123 angel1)
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 06, 2013, 07:07:29 PM
I have 2 offers

I want more

I have put meself on fleabay  angel1

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=271292461192&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:GB:1123 angel1 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=271292461192&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:GB:1123 angel1)

You. Are. Mad. But I like your style.  :D
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2013, 07:08:49 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2013, 08:01:06 PM
I'm the highest bidder....  eyes:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2013, 08:05:29 PM
Quote
May not post to Cyprus

 evil:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2013, 08:06:04 PM
I'm the highest bidder....  eyes:
Tipsy will go higher  angel1
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2013, 08:06:49 PM
I'm the highest bidder....  eyes:
Tipsy will go higher  angel1

 noooo:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2013, 08:08:16 PM
 angel1

I can do roasties angel1  She likes food :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2013, 08:09:48 PM
angel1

I can do roasties angel1  She likes food :thumbsup:

M & S does them...  noooo:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2013, 08:19:09 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
Still the highest bidder bitch.....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2013, 08:25:42 PM
You may win then  angel1
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Steve on October 06, 2013, 08:31:44 PM
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Right

I am single and have invites for Xmas this year to friends and family, but I am looking to spread my wings.

I am educated, CRB checked and can cook cakes and stuff. I like reading, messing about and playing.I wake at 5.30 a.m. every day

Bid for me as a Christmas guest to entertain kids, cook or just help out. It's an adventure

Michael Barrymore's finger must be hovering over the Bid Now button right now
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2013, 08:32:10 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Baldy on October 06, 2013, 08:46:49 PM
Bid for me as a Christmas guest to entertain kids, cook or just help out. It's an adventure

Should this not be in the Jimmy Savile thread?  rubschin:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2013, 08:49:24 PM
I am pure. Who knows what may happen angel1
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Steve on October 06, 2013, 09:23:46 PM
What's with the Biggles mode scarf?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2Ft%2FMe-for-Christmas-somewhere-snowy-with-log-fires-%2F00%2Fs%2FMTY2WDE2Ng%3D%3D%2Fz%2FQ4oAAOxy2HFSUbE8%2F%24%28KGrHqN%2C%21nUFJD6YkwmPBSUbE78LD%21%7E%7E60_35.JPG&hash=d01238960d05b6553b0d099384cb9a6b08ccbf89)


Biggles Flies Undone maybe??
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Baldy on October 06, 2013, 09:27:06 PM
What's with the Biggles mode scarf?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2Ft%2FMe-for-Christmas-somewhere-snowy-with-log-fires-%2F00%2Fs%2FMTY2WDE2Ng%3D%3D%2Fz%2FQ4oAAOxy2HFSUbE8%2F%24%28KGrHqN%2C%21nUFJD6YkwmPBSUbE78LD%21%7E%7E60_35.JPG&hash=d01238960d05b6553b0d099384cb9a6b08ccbf89)


Biggles Flies Undone maybe??

He is hoping for the ecclesiastical approach....we did see the perv organist today. I will give him Nick's number.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2013, 05:30:22 AM
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Right

I am single and have invites for Xmas this year to friends and family, but I am looking to spread my wings.

I am educated, CRB checked and can cook cakes and stuff. I like reading, messing about and playing.I wake at 5.30 a.m. every day

Bid for me as a Christmas guest to entertain kids, cook or just help out. It's an adventure

Michael Barrymore's finger must be hovering over the Bid Now button right now

Or Rolf Harris!  lol:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 07, 2013, 05:36:05 AM
I don't think that photo is accurate with your latest Zombie description.   ... and no I won't be bidding.   noooo:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2013, 05:36:52 AM
I don't think that photo is accurate with your latest Zombie description.   ... and no I won't be bidding.   noooo:

Please bid!  scared2:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 07, 2013, 05:40:51 AM
 point:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2013, 05:41:20 AM
point:

 sad32:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Landlady on October 07, 2013, 08:50:38 AM
One of the funniest things I have seen in a while  lol: but then again I don't get out that much  noooo:

Well done you lovely wacko man  cloud9:

Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2013, 08:55:28 AM
BM bid 1.03 and won. He has to collect me  angel1
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2013, 09:12:50 AM
BM bid 1.03 and won. He has to collect me  angel1

Xmas at BM towers......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 07, 2013, 01:09:50 PM
Are we all invited or do we have to do we have to do a group auction on Ebay?  We could charted a flight like and of course we do have to con persuade BM to invite us.  I an sure LL will be grateful for the distraction.  Some of us must be able to dance/wobble/jiggle far worse than BM. b We could all have our five minutes of fame on YouTube like. rubschin:


I love it when a plan comes together. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2013, 01:36:14 PM
Are we all invited or do we have to do we have to do a group auction on Ebay?  We could charted a flight like and of course we do have to con persuade BM to invite us.  I an sure LL will be grateful for the distraction.  Some of us must be able to dance/wobble/jiggle far worse than BM. b We could all have our five minutes of fame on YouTube like. rubschin:


I love it when a plan comes together. eveilgrin:

Everyone can come ......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2013, 02:19:40 PM
Are we all invited or do we have to do we have to do a group auction on Ebay?  We could charted a flight like and of course we do have to con persuade BM to invite us.  I an sure LL will be grateful for the distraction.  Some of us must be able to dance/wobble/jiggle far worse than BM. b We could all have our five minutes of fame on YouTube like. rubschin:


I love it when a plan comes together. eveilgrin:

Everyone can come ......... Thumbs:
we can play Secret Santa
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2013, 04:09:55 PM
I only bid £1!  sad24:

But I am home alone at Christmas....  rubschin:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2013, 04:25:52 PM
WE will all be there :thumbsup:  I can cook like :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2013, 04:32:02 PM
WE will all be there :thumbsup:  I can cook like :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 07, 2013, 05:00:02 PM
Little Un wants to go sking so I have booked Christmas week off.    rubschin:  There is sking there isn't there?




Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2013, 05:02:09 PM
Little Un wants to go sking so I have booked Christmas week off.    rubschin:  There is sking there isn't there?

Oh yes... we went to the slopes today like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Landlady on October 07, 2013, 05:05:09 PM
Are we all invited or do we have to do we have to do a group auction on Ebay?  We could charted a flight like and of course we do have to con persuade BM to invite us.  I an sure LL will be grateful for the distraction.  Some of us must be able to dance/wobble/jiggle far worse than BM. b We could all have our five minutes of fame on YouTube like. rubschin:


I love it when a plan comes together. eveilgrin:

Now what is going on here  eeek:

Have a you got wind of the fact that I will be returning to the UK(awaiting baby Green number 2) on Boxing Day afternoon  Shocked: 
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2013, 05:07:49 PM
We are all staying for the mahoosive New Year Party  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2013, 05:10:53 PM
We are all staying for the mahoosive New Year Party  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2013, 09:59:07 PM
Are we all invited or do we have to do we have to do a group auction on Ebay?  We could charted a flight like and of course we do have to con persuade BM to invite us.  I an sure LL will be grateful for the distraction.  Some of us must be able to dance/wobble/jiggle far worse than BM. b We could all have our five minutes of fame on YouTube like. rubschin:


I love it when a plan comes together. eveilgrin:

Now what is going on here  eeek:

Have a you got wind of the fact that I will be returning to the UK(awaiting baby Green number 2) on Boxing Day afternoon  Shocked:

You up the duff,,,,,,,,,, Shocked:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 07, 2013, 10:14:39 PM
Are we all invited or do we have to do we have to do a group auction on Ebay?  We could charted a flight like and of course we do have to con persuade BM to invite us.  I an sure LL will be grateful for the distraction.  Some of us must be able to dance/wobble/jiggle far worse than BM. b We could all have our five minutes of fame on YouTube like. rubschin:


I love it when a plan comes together. eveilgrin:

Now what is going on here  eeek:

Have a you got wind of the fact that I will be returning to the UK(awaiting baby Green number 2) on Boxing Day afternoon  Shocked:
BM can collect the incoming horde when he drops you at the airport.  whistle:
Better book the minibus hire right away. . .
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Baldy on October 07, 2013, 10:22:39 PM
Are we all invited or do we have to do we have to do a group auction on Ebay?  We could charted a flight like and of course we do have to con persuade BM to invite us.  I an sure LL will be grateful for the distraction.  Some of us must be able to dance/wobble/jiggle far worse than BM. b We could all have our five minutes of fame on YouTube like. rubschin:


I love it when a plan comes together. eveilgrin:

Now what is going on here  eeek:

Have a you got wind of the fact that I will be returning to the UK(awaiting baby Green number 2) on Boxing Day afternoon  Shocked:

You up the duff,,,,,,,,,, Shocked:

 eeek:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Landlady on October 07, 2013, 10:49:10 PM
Are we all invited or do we have to do we have to do a group auction on Ebay?  We could charted a flight like and of course we do have to con persuade BM to invite us.  I an sure LL will be grateful for the distraction.  Some of us must be able to dance/wobble/jiggle far worse than BM. b We could all have our five minutes of fame on YouTube like. rubschin:


I love it when a plan comes together. eveilgrin:

Now what is going on here  eeek:

Have a you got wind of the fact that I will be returning to the UK(awaiting baby Green number 2) on Boxing Day afternoon  Shocked:

You up the duff,,,,,,,,,, Shocked:


Yes - another immaculate conception  eyes:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Landlady on October 07, 2013, 10:51:14 PM
Are we all invited or do we have to do we have to do a group auction on Ebay?  We could charted a flight like and of course we do have to con persuade BM to invite us.  I an sure LL will be grateful for the distraction.  Some of us must be able to dance/wobble/jiggle far worse than BM. b We could all have our five minutes of fame on YouTube like. rubschin:


I love it when a plan comes together. eveilgrin:

Now what is going on here  eeek:

Have a you got wind of the fact that I will be returning to the UK(awaiting baby Green number 2) on Boxing Day afternoon  Shocked:
BM can collect the incoming horde when he drops you at the airport.  whistle:
Better book the minibus hire right away. . .

Well if you are attending also Mr. D bring your tractor and trailer - minibus no longer required  noooo:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2013, 09:35:03 PM
Are we all invited or do we have to do we have to do a group auction on Ebay?  We could charted a flight like and of course we do have to con persuade BM to invite us.  I an sure LL will be grateful for the distraction.  Some of us must be able to dance/wobble/jiggle far worse than BM. b We could all have our five minutes of fame on YouTube like. rubschin:


I love it when a plan comes together. eveilgrin:

Now what is going on here  eeek:

Have a you got wind of the fact that I will be returning to the UK(awaiting baby Green number 2) on Boxing Day afternoon  Shocked:
BM can collect the incoming horde when he drops you at the airport.  whistle:
Better book the minibus hire right away. . .

Well if you are attending also Mr. D bring your tractor and trailer - minibus no longer required  noooo:
Horse-drawn charabanc?
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2013, 05:55:40 AM
Are we all invited or do we have to do we have to do a group auction on Ebay?  We could charted a flight like and of course we do have to con persuade BM to invite us.  I an sure LL will be grateful for the distraction.  Some of us must be able to dance/wobble/jiggle far worse than BM. b We could all have our five minutes of fame on YouTube like. rubschin:


I love it when a plan comes together. eveilgrin:

Now what is going on here  eeek:

Have a you got wind of the fact that I will be returning to the UK(awaiting baby Green number 2) on Boxing Day afternoon  Shocked:
BM can collect the incoming horde when he drops you at the airport.  whistle:
Better book the minibus hire right away. . .

Well if you are attending also Mr. D bring your tractor and trailer - minibus no longer required  noooo:
Horse-drawn charabanc?

Is Tipsy coming then?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: A Christmas experiment
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 09, 2013, 07:44:49 AM
 :thumbsup: