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Title: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2013, 12:16:21 PM
She is being made redundant as of the end of this month. Not good at 59  noooo:

The Dean of her Faculty ,ust write a reference for her but barely knows her as he is new.

He has told her to write her own and he will endorse it.


She has just called me ME!! eeek: to ask if I can write it for her  Shocked:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 18, 2013, 12:21:30 PM
Is her memory affected too then?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2013, 12:22:23 PM
Whose?
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 18, 2013, 12:24:53 PM
What?
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2013, 12:25:42 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2013, 01:02:01 PM
Hide your dosh now,,,,,,,,,, Thumbs:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2013, 01:08:36 PM
She is being made redundant as of the end of this month. Not good at 59  noooo:

The Dean of her Faculty ,ust write a reference for her but barely knows her as he is new.

He has told her to write her own and he will endorse it.


She has just called me ME!! eeek: to ask if I can write it for her  Shocked:
There is scope for some innovative use of English and treble negatives for you there.  whistle:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2013, 01:11:18 PM
 worthy:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2013, 01:20:06 PM
worthy:

Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 18, 2013, 01:33:05 PM
Most excellent DS. worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2013, 03:07:52 PM
Most excellent DS. worthy: worthy:

^^^ wot she said  Thumbs: ^^^
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2013, 03:53:13 PM
Get her out into the real world where she has to werk for a living. Too many people just pretending to do a job and waiting for early retirement/pensions. noooo:

Loads of werk shy idiots I have known did as such, too many of them in the grave on an early ticket. noooo:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: boogs on September 18, 2013, 04:12:28 PM
Has she not got a pension she could take at 59 or preferably live on her redundancy and dole till she is 60 and then take pension... Shrugs:

Perhaps she will want to move in with you .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2013, 04:19:31 PM
worthy:

Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
:thumbsup: happy001

can we add more?

In all Mrs Nicks years here no one died accidentally and to the best of our knowledge levels of Ebola plague remained below African averages.
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2013, 04:55:18 PM
worthy:

Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
:thumbsup: happy001

can we add more?

In all Mrs Nicks years here no one died accidentally and to the best of our knowledge levels of Ebola plague remained below African averages.

She is an enthusiastic contributor to staff meetings and at no time exhibits any tendencies to self-doubt.
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2013, 05:36:11 PM
That is sadly true  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2013, 07:08:51 PM

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 noooo:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2013, 07:21:44 PM
worthy:

Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
:thumbsup: happy001

can we add more?

In all Mrs Nicks years here no one died accidentally and to the best of our knowledge levels of Ebola plague remained below African averages.

She is an enthusiastic contributor to staff meetings and at no time exhibits any tendencies to self-doubt.
Having read many of her reports I can confirm they are not the worst I have seen and I admire her pioneering work in developing new uses for the apostrophe.
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2013, 07:22:13 AM
This is escalating and heading in the general direction of  argue:  with a touch of  fence:  and  boxing
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 20, 2013, 07:35:51 AM
worthy:

Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
:thumbsup: happy001

can we add more?

In all Mrs Nicks years here no one died accidentally and to the best of our knowledge levels of Ebola plague remained below African averages.

She is an enthusiastic contributor to staff meetings and at no time exhibits any tendencies to self-doubt.
.......

and as far as we know her tendencies to self harm in front of the students is now well under control apart from the last unfortunate incident, it is our understanding that Arbutt will be readt to leave the Institutuin within the next year.








I think that the fact that she is Mrs Nick rather proves beyond reasonable doubt that she is bonkers. angel1

Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2013, 08:09:24 AM
worthy:

Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
:thumbsup: happy001

can we add more?

In all Mrs Nicks years here no one died accidentally and to the best of our knowledge levels of Ebola plague remained below African averages.

She is an enthusiastic contributor to staff meetings and at no time exhibits any tendencies to self-doubt.
.......

and as far as we know her tendencies to self harm in front of the students is now well under control apart from the last unfortunate incident, it is our understanding that Arbutt will be readt to leave the Institutuin within the next year.








I think that the fact that she is Mrs Nick rather proves beyond reasonable doubt that she is bonkers. angel1

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: barmisspah? on September 20, 2013, 09:50:28 AM
Bravo one & all. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
Post by: Misty on September 20, 2013, 01:31:45 PM
Bravo one & all. :thumbsup:

absolutely.  :thumbsup: