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Title: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Landlady on September 14, 2013, 02:07:17 PM: BM had been happily traipsing around in his brown (somewhat dusty it is true) leather sandals

Whilst on holiday Miss A mentioned she thought they were a bit ''below par'' whistle:

Yesterday the sole fell off (the fish died of course) and they are broken sad24:

Coincidence scared2:

Please don't hex my favourite sparkly sandals !!!!
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2013, 02:10:08 PM: Does he wear them with grey socks?
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2013, 02:10:35 PM: Quote from: Landlady on September 14, 2013, 02:07:17 PM
BM had been happily traipsing around in his brown (somewhat dusty it is true) leather sandals

Whilst on holiday Miss A mentioned she thought they were a bit ''below par'' whistle:

Yesterday the sole fell off (the fish died of course) and they are broken sad24:

Coincidence scared2:

Please don't hex my favourite sparkly sandals !!!!

Coincidence - I think not! evil:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 02:11:09 PM: Quote from: Landlady on September 14, 2013, 02:07:17 PM
BM had been happily traipsing around in his brown (somewhat dusty it is true) leather sandals

Whilst on holiday Miss A mentioned she thought they were a bit ''below par'' whistle:

Yesterday the sole fell off (the fish died of course) and they are broken sad24:

Coincidence scared2:

Please don't hex my favourite sparkly sandals !!!!

Lidl.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Landlady on September 14, 2013, 02:13:29 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 02:11:09 PM
Quote from: Landlady on September 14, 2013, 02:07:17 PM
BM had been happily traipsing around in his brown (somewhat dusty it is true) leather sandals

Whilst on holiday Miss A mentioned she thought they were a bit ''below par'' whistle:

Yesterday the sole fell off (the fish died of course) and they are broken sad24:

Coincidence scared2:

Please don't hex my favourite sparkly sandals !!!!

Lidl.......... Thumbs:

Do they sell Prada noooo:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2013, 02:15:00 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 14, 2013, 02:10:08 PM
Does he wear them with grey socks?

No... ::)
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 02:15:57 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2013, 02:15:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 14, 2013, 02:10:08 PM
Does he wear them with grey socks?

No... ::)

Zactly they WERE white........... noooo:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2013, 02:16:39 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 02:15:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 14, 2013, 02:15:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 14, 2013, 02:10:08 PM
Does he wear them with grey socks?

No... ::)

Zactly they WERE white........... noooo:

doh:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Landlady on September 15, 2013, 01:21:10 PM: BM going shopping for manly DIY stuff tomorrow, in prep for all the house maintenance he has promised to do whilst I am away rubschin:

Have also tasked him with purchasing two new pairs of sandals - will be interesting to see what he brings back scared2:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Just One More on September 15, 2013, 02:10:22 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fnfu72513f%2Ffollow_me_bring_beer_flip_flops.jpg&hash=5a7633685fec151dc6663e4617f709749550ffde) (http://postimg.org/image/nfu72513f/)

rubschin:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2013, 02:15:10 PM: Quote from: Just One More on September 15, 2013, 02:10:22 PM

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rubschin:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Miss Adventure on September 15, 2013, 04:28:12 PM: Quote from: Landlady on September 15, 2013, 01:21:10 PM
BM going shopping for manly DIY stuff tomorrow, in prep for all the house maintenance he has promised to do whilst I am away rubschin:

Have also tasked him with purchasing two new pairs of sandals - will be interesting to see what he brings back scared2:

Can he be trusted do you think? Very sensitive subject, Men and Sandals, easy to get wrong. BTW, I was referring to the state of his attire (mucky) rather than what they actually looked like
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Landlady on September 15, 2013, 04:30:05 PM: Quote from: Miss Adventure on September 15, 2013, 04:28:12 PM
Quote from: Landlady on September 15, 2013, 01:21:10 PM
BM going shopping for manly DIY stuff tomorrow, in prep for all the house maintenance he has promised to do whilst I am away rubschin:

Have also tasked him with purchasing two new pairs of sandals - will be interesting to see what he brings back scared2:

Can he be trusted do you think? Very sensitive subject, Men and Sandals, easy to get wrong. BTW, I was referring to the state of his attire (mucky) rather than what they actually looked like

But they fell apart once we got home - so you have special powers scared2:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2013, 04:32:19 PM: They literally fell apart - it was like a clown's car* eeek:

* Sorry Miss D redface:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2013, 09:32:04 PM: Quote from: Landlady on September 15, 2013, 01:21:10 PM
BM going shopping for manly DIY stuff tomorrow,
Kleenex?
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2013, 09:54:46 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2013, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: Landlady on September 15, 2013, 01:21:10 PM
BM going shopping for manly DIY stuff tomorrow,
Kleenex?

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2013, 05:17:52 AM: Quote from: Baldy on September 15, 2013, 09:54:46 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2013, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: Landlady on September 15, 2013, 01:21:10 PM
BM going shopping for manly DIY stuff tomorrow,
Kleenex?

lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 16, 2013, 07:42:14 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 05:17:52 AM
Quote from: Baldy on September 15, 2013, 09:54:46 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2013, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: Landlady on September 15, 2013, 01:21:10 PM
BM going shopping for manly DIY stuff tomorrow,
Kleenex?

lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol:

drumroll: Shocked:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2013, 10:50:32 AM: I have new sandals.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2013, 12:10:02 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 10:50:32 AM
I have new sandals and grey socks.... Thumbs:

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Miss Adventure on September 16, 2013, 01:05:22 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 16, 2013, 12:10:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 10:50:32 AM
I have new sandals and grey socks.... Thumbs:

:thumbsup:
Nooooooooooooooooooo noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: nasty
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Steve on September 16, 2013, 01:25:26 PM: Quote from: Miss Adventure on September 16, 2013, 01:05:22 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 16, 2013, 12:10:02 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 10:50:32 AM
I have new sandals and grey socks.... Thumbs:

:thumbsup:
Nooooooooooooooooooo noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: nasty
Indeed

One of the few crimes for which the death penalty should be considered
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 02:21:40 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 10:50:32 AM
I have new sandals.... Thumbs:

Sparkly ones....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:22:06 PM: LL says my new sandals "are a bit gay".... noooo:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 02:23:42 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:22:06 PM
LL says my new sandals "are a bit gay".... noooo:

So they are sparkly then........ noooo:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: boogs on September 16, 2013, 02:32:14 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:22:06 PM
LL says my new sandals "are a bit gay".... noooo:

Can't believe LL let you go by yourself to buy them .... ;D
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:32:43 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 02:23:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:22:06 PM
LL says my new sandals "are a bit gay".... noooo:

So they are sparkly then........ noooo:

No.... they have a buckle which is the problem apparently... ::)
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: boogs on September 16, 2013, 02:34:30 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:32:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 02:23:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:22:06 PM
LL says my new sandals "are a bit gay".... noooo:

So they are sparkly then........ noooo:

No.... they have a buckle which is the problem apparently... ::)

Why rubschin:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2013, 02:36:51 PM: Mr Gayer point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:

Tipsy's Eldest is on is way point:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:40:31 PM: Quote from: boogs on September 16, 2013, 02:34:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:32:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 02:23:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:22:06 PM
LL says my new sandals "are a bit gay".... noooo:

So they are sparkly then........ noooo:

No.... they have a buckle which is the problem apparently... ::)

Why rubschin:

No idea.... Shrugs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fqvv6o0mfv%2Fbig_shoes_d_daisy_03.jpg&hash=775b77580677ab2f7aba512225ed223d8a6f6056) (http://postimg.org/image/qvv6o0mfv/)
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: boogs on September 16, 2013, 02:43:04 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:40:31 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 16, 2013, 02:34:30 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:32:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 02:23:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:22:06 PM
LL says my new sandals "are a bit gay".... noooo:

So they are sparkly then........ noooo:

No.... they have a buckle which is the problem apparently... ::)

Why rubschin:

No idea.... Shrugs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fqvv6o0mfv%2Fbig_shoes_d_daisy_03.jpg&hash=775b77580677ab2f7aba512225ed223d8a6f6056) (http://postimg.org/image/qvv6o0mfv/)

Say no more scared2:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2013, 02:51:19 PM: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2013, 03:15:24 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Steve on September 16, 2013, 07:17:30 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 16, 2013, 02:36:51 PM
Mr Gayer point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:

Man with a breadmaker is on is way point:
whistle:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 16, 2013, 08:01:03 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:40:31 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fqvv6o0mfv%2Fbig_shoes_d_daisy_03.jpg&hash=775b77580677ab2f7aba512225ed223d8a6f6056) (http://postimg.org/image/qvv6o0mfv/)

Definitely footwear for the 'confirmed bachelor'. noooo:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2013, 09:20:53 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 16, 2013, 02:36:51 PM
Mr Gayer point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:

Tipsy's Eldest is on is way point:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2013, 06:32:26 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:40:31 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimg.org%2Fqvv6o0mfv%2Fbig_shoes_d_daisy_03.jpg&hash=775b77580677ab2f7aba512225ed223d8a6f6056) (http://postimg.org/image/qvv6o0mfv/)

They look like they would come with a matching gimp mask eeek:

Mind you I suppose the bucket is starting to look a little rusty rubschin:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2013, 06:43:23 PM: Miss A likes my new sandals..... cloud9:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2013, 07:05:47 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 18, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
Miss A likes my new sandals..... cloud9:

Please remind us what the name of her labrador is. rubschin:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2013, 07:08:12 PM: Quote from: Baldy on September 18, 2013, 07:05:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 18, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
Miss A likes my new sandals..... cloud9:

Please remind us what the name of her labrador is. rubschin:

Swillmore! lol:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2013, 07:10:03 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 18, 2013, 07:08:12 PM
Quote from: Baldy on September 18, 2013, 07:05:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 18, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
Miss A likes my new sandals..... cloud9:

Please remind us what the name of her labrador is. rubschin:

Swillmore! lol:

lol: lol:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2013, 10:05:37 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 18, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
Miss A likes my new sandals..... cloud9:

For herself........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Did Miss A hex BM's sandals?????
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2013, 05:14:31 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on September 18, 2013, 10:05:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 18, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
Miss A likes my new sandals..... cloud9:

For herself........ rubschin:

evil: