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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 08, 2013, 03:33:43 PM
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Day 1
We have arrived safely in Cyprus after a 3 minute travel ordeal and we are relaxing by the pool. I am drinking beer and LL has been given a hoover by the staff as she was a bit restless. She is happily hoovering the car park cloud9:
Tonight we are having sketty and collapso and then we may try to find a nice beach to go to tomorrow. LL wants to go shopping in some typical Cypriot shops. There is a LIDL nearby so that takes care of that.
This feels like quite an adventure :thumbsup:
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Their house is fine......... Thumbs:
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I wonder if the weather is Scorchio rubschin:
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I wonder if the weather is Scorchio rubschin:
Air-con on full......... cloud9:
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I wonder if the weather is Scorchio rubschin:
Air-con on full......... cloud9:
Foggy parked Memi safely.
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All going terribly well :thumbsup:
MeMi is being cleaned cloud9:
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All going terribly well :thumbsup:
MeMi is being cleaned cloud9:
Saves the dishwasher ,,,,,,,,,,,,all included in the price........ Thumbs:
But she missed the gates,,,,,,,,, whistle:
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All going terribly well :thumbsup:
MeMi is being cleaned cloud9:
Saves the dishwasher ,,,,,,,,,,,,all included in the price........ Thumbs:
But she missed the gates,,,,,,,,, whistle:
Missed the spittoon as well I expect.
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All going terribly well :thumbsup:
MeMi is being cleaned cloud9:
Saves the dishwasher ,,,,,,,,,,,,all included in the price........ Thumbs:
But she missed the gates,,,,,,,,, whistle:
Missed the spittoon as well I expect.
lol: lol: lol:
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Oi! cussing:
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Oi! cussing:
Wot........ rubschin:
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Not sure how high up BM is staying but it rained on the mountains yesterday....... ;D
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Not sure how high up BM is staying but it rained on the mountains yesterday....... ;D
Not in Girnie! cloud9:
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What time does the party kick off tonight apey?
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Is that Damascus on the horizon?
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drumroll:
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What time does the party kick off tonight apey?
Full time Thumbs: esp if BM keeps using turkish names for places he is staying.....
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Is that Damascus on the horizon?
lol: lol: lol: I was going to suggest a similar caption
LL "what's that strange gas cloud blowing our way BM?"
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Anyone know where he keeps his plunger.......... rubschin:
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Anyone know where he keeps his plunger.......... rubschin:
Prolly lost it down the loo years ago when the lid unexpectedly shut
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Anyone know where he keeps his plunger.......... rubschin:
Prolly lost it down the loo years ago when the lid unexpectedly shut
Doesn't matter ..2 more crappers here...... Thumbs:
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It might be an idea to locate the stop tap while you're looking. What could possibly go wrong ...
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Oops, I seem to have widened the gateway for them. redface:
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Oops, I seem to have widened the gateway for them. redface:
Good man for admitting it DS Thumbs: whoever put Memi in the pool has not admitted it ... noooo: whistle:
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Have you heard what they were showing continuously in the Minema and what's all over the seats now?
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Have you heard what they were showing continuously in the Minema and what's all over the seats now?
redface:
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I think it was what was happening on the little stage that was built in the corner that caused the mess on the seats ... redface: Rather than what was showing tho that didn't help ... noooo:
I think in hindsight Apey you should not have let Baldy bring the neighbours.... noooo:
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and whoever brought that pair of siamese twin swingers made a very silly move. Sadly Youtube won't show the action
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and whoever brought that pair of siamese twin swingers made a very silly move. Sadly Youtube won't show the action
Was that you at the front with the gimp mask on then Steve ..... doh:
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Not this time
or ever
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Has anyone seen the cats lately ? scared2:
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Has anyone seen the cats lately ? scared2:
rubschin:
Those BBQ chicken drumsticks were a bit stringy.
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And just how long does it take to grow a decent cannabis crop in what was a bedroom? Like watching paint dry and should have been faster with all those high power lights and heaters
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And just how long does it take to grow a decent cannabis crop in what was a bedroom? Like watching paint dry and should have been faster with all those high power lights and heaters
Managed to get a few mature leaves off this morning.... redface:
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And just how long does it take to grow a decent cannabis crop in what was a bedroom? Like watching paint dry and should have been faster with all those high power lights and heaters
Managed to get a few mature leaves off this morning.... redface:
Thumbs:
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Last one to leave ...........look for the keys....... redface:
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Last one to leave ...........look for the cats....... redface:
whistle:
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noooo:
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noooo:
It was Grump's fault......... whistle:
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Excuse me Chimp boy, I wasn't invited so find another scapegoat. evil:
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Excuse me Chimp boy, I wasn't invited so find another scapegoat. evil:
redface: Boogs then......... Thumbs:
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You want to risk the wrath of a Celtic lass with an evil sense of humour?? eeek:
What inscription do you want on the headstone? whistle:
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You want to risk the wrath of a Celtic lass with an evil sense of humour?? eeek:
What inscription do you want on the headstone? whistle:
Ok then it was Al (he doesn't post much Thumbs: )
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BM comes back and Miss A returns ........... rubschin:
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BM comes back and Miss A returns ........... rubschin:
whistle:
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BM comes back and Miss A returns ........... rubschin:
You never see them both in the same place. rubschin:
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sick2: Now I see why BM has to wear the bucket. sick2:
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BM comes back and Miss A returns ........... rubschin:
You never see them both in the same place. rubschin:
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evil:
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To be fair BM the dancing looks the same. whistle:
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To be fair BM the dancing looks the same. whistle:
evil:
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To be fair BM the dancing looks the same. whistle:
lol: lol:
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BM comes back and Miss A returns ........... rubschin:
whistle:
whistle: whistle:
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BM comes back and Miss A returns ........... rubschin:
You never see them both in the same place. rubschin:
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evil:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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BM comes back and Miss A returns ........... rubschin:
You never see them both in the same place. rubschin:
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evil:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
That was the person in the Keg & Barrel....just a bit more grey in the hair department. Thumbs:
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BM comes back and Miss A returns ........... rubschin:
whistle:
whistle: whistle:
The truth is out.... noooo:
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BM comes back and Miss A returns ........... rubschin:
whistle:
whistle: whistle:
The truth is out.... noooo:
Poor lad. pathead:
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Excuse me Chimp boy, I wasn't invited so find another scapegoat. evil:
redface: Boogs then......... Thumbs:
How come it is always my fault .... noooo: Is it cause I am the quiet one.... angel1
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Excuse me Chimp boy, I wasn't invited so find another scapegoat. evil:
redface: Boogs then......... Thumbs:
How come it is always my fault .... noooo: Is it cause I am the quiet one.... angel1
The accused pleads guilty ^
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Excuse me Chimp boy, I wasn't invited so find another scapegoat. evil:
redface: Boogs then......... Thumbs:
How come it is always my fault .... noooo: Is it cause I am the quiet one.... angel1
The accused pleads guilty ^
noooo: Not me .... redface:
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Excuse me Chimp boy, I wasn't invited so find another scapegoat. evil:
redface: Boogs then......... Thumbs:
How come it is always my fault .... noooo: Is it cause I am the quiet one.... angel1
The accused pleads guilty ^
noooo: Not me .... redface:
But you said it was always your fault. Personally I wouldn't have blamed you for Englands dull display in the Ukraine the other day as well as all the other stuff but it seems I was wrong
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Excuse me Chimp boy, I wasn't invited so find another scapegoat. evil:
redface: Boogs then......... Thumbs:
How come it is always my fault .... noooo: Is it cause I am the quiet one.... angel1
The accused pleads guilty ^
noooo: Not me .... redface:
But you said it was always your fault. Personally I wouldn't have blamed you for Englands dull display in the Ukraine the other day as well as all the other stuff but it seems I was wrong
I am used to being at fault for everything .... Water off a ducks back...... got past worrying..... Shrugs:
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noooo:
(you should have told them to go Finger: )
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noooo:
(you should have told them to go Finger: )
Shrugs:
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Safely home cloud9:
Can obviously see that you all took your house sitting duties very seriously evil: Still working on those strange GREEN stains dotted around censored: Copious bleach required me thinks ;)
Lovely few days away with good friends and because so much food and Effes were consumed by BM now have the unique opportunity of renting his increased tummy girth out as a bouncy castle lol: Must be opportunities here Apey at those upmarket wedding functions you are always servicing 8)
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Glad you had a great time LL
Bouncy castle BM rubschin:
noooo:
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Safely home cloud9:
Can obviously see that you all took your house sitting duties very seriously evil: Still working on those strange GREEN stains dotted around censored: Copious bleach required me thinks ;)
Lovely few days away with good friends and because so much food and Effes were consumed by BM now have the unique opportunity of renting his increased tummy girth out as a bouncy castle lol: Must be opportunities here Apey at those upmarket wedding functions you are always servicing 8)
And the bleddy swimming pool is green again! Banghead
I might just paint the sides green and have done with it.... noooo:
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
eeek:
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
eeek:
BM reaches up over his head.....
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
eeek:
BM reaches up over his head.....
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;D
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
I (yes)
You (??????)
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
I (yes)
You (??????)
Have apple bought the country ......... rubschin:
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
I (yes)
You (??????)
Have apple bought the country ......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
I (yes)
You (??????)
Have apple bought the country ......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
prolly via eBay. I did see something earlier going for €10 Buy It Now (buyer assumes all debts)
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
I (yes)
You (??????)
Have apple bought the country ......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
prolly via eBay. I did see something earlier going for €10 Buy It Now (buyer assumes all debts)
That was BM towers (as formally known whistle: ).........
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
I (yes)
You (??????)
Have apple bought the country ......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
prolly via eBay. I did see something earlier going for €10 Buy It Now (buyer assumes all debts)
That was BM towers (as formally known whistle: ).........
You'd better be censored: censored: censored: joking Mr. Apey eeek:
As for your smart reference to my query to Nick I haven't got a clue what you are talking about ::)
Where is Miss. T - under the patio perhaps whistle:
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
I (yes)
You (??????)
Have apple bought the country ......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
prolly via eBay. I did see something earlier going for €10 Buy It Now (buyer assumes all debts)
That was BM towers (as formally known whistle: ).........
You'd better be censored: censored: censored: joking Mr. Apey eeek:
As for your smart reference to my query to Nick I haven't got a clue what you are talking about ::)
Where is Miss. T - under the patio perhaps whistle:
Read the BM towers thread........ redface:
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
I (yes)
You (??????)
Have apple bought the country ......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
prolly via eBay. I did see something earlier going for €10 Buy It Now (buyer assumes all debts)
That was BM towers (as formally known whistle: ).........
You'd better be censored: censored: censored: joking Mr. Apey eeek:
As for your smart reference to my query to Nick I haven't got a clue what you are talking about ::)
Where is Miss. T - under the patio perhaps whistle:
Read the BM towers thread........ redface:
Still don't get it confused: Are she/you/both hiding in one of the cupboards or toilets scared2:
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
I (yes)
You (??????)
Have apple bought the country ......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
prolly via eBay. I did see something earlier going for €10 Buy It Now (buyer assumes all debts)
That was BM towers (as formally known whistle: ).........
You'd better be censored: censored: censored: joking Mr. Apey eeek:
As for your smart reference to my query to Nick I haven't got a clue what you are talking about ::)
Where is Miss. T - under the patio perhaps whistle:
Read the BM towers thread........ redface:
Still don't get it confused: Are she/you/both hiding in one of the cupboards or toilets scared2:
not now..... whistle:
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
I (yes)
You (??????)
Have apple bought the country ......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
prolly via eBay. I did see something earlier going for €10 Buy It Now (buyer assumes all debts)
That was BM towers (as formally known whistle: ).........
You'd better be censored: censored: censored: joking Mr. Apey eeek:
As for your smart reference to my query to Nick I haven't got a clue what you are talking about ::)
Where is Miss. T - under the patio perhaps whistle:
Read the BM towers thread........ redface:
Still don't get it confused: Are she/you/both hiding in one of the cupboards or toilets scared2:
not now..... whistle:
You sleep like a star fish evil:
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Safely back i Cyprus cloud9:
I (yes)
You (??????)
Have apple bought the country ......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
prolly via eBay. I did see something earlier going for €10 Buy It Now (buyer assumes all debts)
That was BM towers (as formally known whistle: ).........
You'd better be censored: censored: censored: joking Mr. Apey eeek:
As for your smart reference to my query to Nick I haven't got a clue what you are talking about ::)
Where is Miss. T - under the patio perhaps whistle:
Read the BM towers thread........ redface:
Still don't get it confused: Are she/you/both hiding in one of the cupboards or toilets scared2:
not now..... whistle:
You sleep like a star fish evil:
Not with the fishes? scared2: