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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 02, 2013, 10:37:29 AM
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I have been a bit on and off about this trip but I am committed, so come what may it is off to Froggyland tomorrow. Cow TV to London. Faater Cow TV to Paris. Hotel booked:
http://www.hotelduglobeparis.com/rooms.html (http://www.hotelduglobeparis.com/rooms.html)
in honour of a dirty weekend there in 1974 and then Cow TV to Orleans. Feels like a big adventure scared2:
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Feels like a big adventure scared2:
What does?
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You read and studied the travel insurance small print yet by chance? whistle:
You asked the quackter if it's advisable, or are you just plundering ahead in your own imitable way regardless? ::)
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Yes I have and the quackter is dead laid back, like. Trouble is my last trip to France turned into a bit of a disaster scared2:
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Yes I have and the quackter is dead laid back, like. Trouble is my last trip to France turned into a bit of a disaster scared2:
Pink sis ok about it? rubschin:
Take lots of beetroot juice with you.
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Still - you have learnt from your mistakes whistle:
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No she isn't evil:
Come to think of it with the exception of the dirty weekend (two actually IIRC cloud9:) all my trips to France have been a bit of an ordeal. First time I ended up in hospital, another time I nearly froze to death, a third time I went camping and lost the tent poles, final time was catastrophically awful and involved a lot of arguing.
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Yes I have and the quackter is dead laid back, like. Trouble is my last trip to France turned into a bit of a disaster scared2:
Shocked: and you are still going noooo: noooo: can't someone take you and deposit you safely then come home .... Thumbs:
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Tipsy could be you carer :thumbsup:
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In an nurse uniform like cloud9:
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Tipsy could be you carer :thumbsup:
Does she like France,,,,,,, rubschin:
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Tipsy could be you carer :thumbsup:
Good thinking Miss D :thumbsup: Oh but then his blood pressure ... rubschin:
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No she isn't evil:
Come to think of it with the exception of the dirty weekend (two actually IIRC cloud9:) all my trips to France have been a bit of an ordeal. First time I ended up in hospital, another time I nearly froze to death, a third time I went camping and lost the tent poles, final time was catastrophically awful and involved a lot of arguing.
What a service you are to all Brits.
By the law of averages everyone else is now set fair for safe trips to land of Frogs
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What can possibly go wrong? angel1
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What can possibly go wrong? angel1
Don't forget your triangle razz:
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Tipsy could be you carer :thumbsup:
I am not qualified.... i.e. I don't like. whistle:
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sad32: sad32:
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angel1
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Everyoe is speaking French eeek: When I speak Spanish comes out redface: But is is Spanish with a French accent :thumbsup:
Have just flooded the bathroom.
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Everyoe is speaking French eeek: When I speak Spanish comes out redface: But is is Spanish with a French accent :thumbsup:
Have just flooded the bathroom.
Good start ... noooo:
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Everyoe is speaking French eeek: When I speak bollocks comes out redface: But is is bollocks with a French accent :thumbsup:
Have just flooded the bathroom.
Business as usual then. lol:
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Everyoe is speaking French eeek: When I speak Spanish comes out redface: But is is Spanish with a French accent :thumbsup:
Have just flooded the bathroom.
Bolloxed another shower up then have you? whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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Everyoe is speaking French eeek: When I speak Spanish comes out redface: But is is Spanish with a French accent :thumbsup:
Have just flooded the bathroom.
Standing in the bidet again whistle:
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Yummy Frog breakfast and a fab street market outside. Had to buy some smelly cheese. Right then, COW TV beckons :thumbsup:
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"Mort de rire"
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Everyoe is speaking French eeek: When I speak Spanish comes out redface: But is is Spanish with a French accent :thumbsup:
Have just flooded the bathroom.
Standing in the bidet again whistle:
An easy mistake to make, it said Shanks on the inside
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Feck moi, this is fantastic
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Feck moi, this is fantastic
What...... rubschin:
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Someone just showed him how to use a bidet whistle:
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Only just found out there is an hour time diff from the UK here redface: No wonder I have been late for everything all day redface: redface:
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Only just found out there is an hour time diff from the UK here redface: No wonder I have been late for everything all day redface: redface:
Did you forget....... whistle:
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Has he reached his destination or still traveling ..... rubschin:
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I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them noooo:
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I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them noooo:
And LL only gave you sausage rolls....... noooo:
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I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them noooo:
Would the chocs help my knees ..... rubschin:
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I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them noooo:
Would the chocs help my knees ..... rubschin:
help your knees tremble you ask?
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I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them noooo:
Kidnapped and blindfolded then were we? whistle:
What are you actually trying to avoid btw?
Teh house confused: the pot or the pensioners, or a combination of all 3.
Can you get the recipe for the potty chocs for me btw please.....for medication purposes like. :thumbsup:
Sound excitingly tasty. Drool:
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Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them.
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Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them.
Nah. Don't do drugs. noooo:
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I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them noooo:
Would the chocs help my knees ..... rubschin:
help your knees tremble you ask?
Take more than a few chocies to do that eyes:
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Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them.
Something I have never tried....seen too many people lurve it to much. I would order a bucket a week if I had a go. noooo:
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Can you get the recipe for the potty chocs for me btw please.....for medication purposes like. :thumbsup:
Sound excitingly tasty. Drool:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them.
Something I have never tried....seen too many people lurve it to much. I would order a bucket a week if I had a go. noooo:
Same thought here. What if I liked them a lot?
Untouched all trip they were
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Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them.
Something I have never tried....seen too many people lurve it to much. I would order a bucket a week if I had a go. noooo:
Same thought here. What if I liked them a lot?
Untouched all trip they were
noooo: Had people offering it at nights out......they are all in the shite now. noooo:
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Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them.
Something I have never tried....seen too many people lurve it to much. I would order a bucket a week if I had a go. noooo:
Same thought here. What if I liked them a lot?
Untouched all trip they were
noooo: Had people offering it at nights out......they are all in the shite now. noooo:
It's a mugs game scared2:
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aPPARENTLY THESE DRUG CHOCS WERE LEFT OUT BY ACCIDENT AT xMAS. By the time lunch was ready everyone was crawling about on the floor giggling noooo: This included kids and grandparents
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aPPARENTLY THESE DRUG CHOCS WERE LEFT OUT BY ACCIDENT AT xMAS. By the time lunch was ready everyone was crawling about on the floor giggling noooo: This included kids and grandparents
eeek:
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aPPARENTLY THESE DRUG CHOCS WERE LEFT OUT BY ACCIDENT AT xMAS. By the time lunch was ready everyone was crawling about on the floor giggling noooo: This included kids and grandparents
Sweet! lol:
One off wouldn't do any harm.
Found it a great natural medi for me 'problems' a few years ago, but sending me bonkers and therefore haven't touched the stuff since.
Can see how folk get addicted.
Was rather nice though. :thumbsup:
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My mate was in hospital here for an op. The doc told him he could go home the next day so that night with dinner the hospital supplied him with a bottle of wine eeek:
Apparently skoolteachers here have wine served with their lunch. :thumbsup:
Both would doubtless be illegal in the UK.
I quite approve of these Frog ways rubschin:
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My mate was in hospital here for an op. The doc told him he could go home the next day so that night with dinner the hospital supplied him with a bottle of wine eeek:
Apparently skoolteachers here have wine served with their lunch. :thumbsup:
Both would doubtless be illegal in the UK.
Doctors and Schoolteachers? rubschin:
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Just met my mate's daughter in law.
Apparently she has a fatwah on her eeek: scared2:
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And now the 18 year old grand daughter has turned up eyes:. SHe has been jogging. In an bikini eeek: NickSick
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And now the 18 year old grand daughter has turned up eyes:. SHe has been jogging. In an bikini eeek: NickSick
Blood pressure noooo: perving is not a good idea at the moment noooo:
When you are better then it will prolly do you good :thumbsup:
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aPPARENTLY THESE DRUG CHOCS WERE LEFT OUT BY ACCIDENT AT xMAS. By the time lunch was ready everyone was crawling about on the floor giggling noooo: This included kids and grandparents
ahhhhhh, I miss my family christmas. cloud9:
I'm still giggling at the thought of Nick amongst a throng of old, stoned pensioners walking around looking a dopey and confused. He should fit right in. :thumbsup:
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aPPARENTLY THESE DRUG CHOCS WERE LEFT OUT BY ACCIDENT AT xMAS. By the time lunch was ready everyone was crawling about on the floor giggling noooo: This included kids and grandparents
ahhhhhh, I miss my family christmas. cloud9:
I'm still giggling at the thought of Nick amongst a throng of old, stoned pensioners walking around looking a dopey and confused. He should fit right in. :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: Yes spose if he has a choice or to he would be so chilled he could perve without fear of his blood pressure ....
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Just met my mate's daughter in law.
Apparently she has a fatwah on her eeek: scared2:
Get yer ears sorted, she said, "she's got a fat twat with her" point:
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Just met my mate's daughter in law.
Apparently she has a fatwah on her eeek: scared2:
Get yer ears sorted, she said, "she's got a fat twat with her" point:
happy002
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Just met my mate's daughter in law.
Apparently she has a fatwah on her eeek: scared2:
Get yer ears sorted, she said, "she's got a fat twat with her" point:
lol: lol: lol:
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Just met my mate's daughter in law.
Apparently she has a fatwah on her eeek: scared2:
Get yer ears sorted, she said, "she's got a fat twat with her" point:
lol: