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Title: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2013, 10:37:29 AM
I have been a bit on and off about this trip but I am committed, so come what may it is off to Froggyland tomorrow. Cow TV to London. Faater Cow TV to Paris. Hotel booked:

http://www.hotelduglobeparis.com/rooms.html (http://www.hotelduglobeparis.com/rooms.html)

in honour of a dirty weekend there in 1974 and then Cow TV to Orleans. Feels like a big adventure  scared2:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2013, 10:40:25 AM
Feels like a big adventure  scared2:

What does?
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2013, 10:41:03 AM
You read and studied the travel insurance small print yet by chance? whistle:
You asked the quackter if it's advisable, or are you just plundering ahead in your own imitable way regardless? ::)
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2013, 10:45:19 AM
Yes I have and the quackter is dead laid back, like. Trouble is my last trip to France turned into a bit of a disaster  scared2:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2013, 10:53:51 AM
Yes I have and the quackter is dead laid back, like. Trouble is my last trip to France turned into a bit of a disaster  scared2:

Pink sis ok about it? rubschin:

Take lots of beetroot juice with you.
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2013, 10:54:56 AM
Still - you have learnt from your mistakes  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2013, 10:56:56 AM
No she isn't  evil:

Come to think of it with the exception of the dirty weekend (two actually IIRC  cloud9:) all my trips to France have been a bit of an ordeal. First time I ended up in hospital, another time I nearly froze to death, a third time I went camping and lost the tent poles, final time was catastrophically awful and involved a lot of arguing.
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: boogs on September 02, 2013, 11:00:45 AM
Yes I have and the quackter is dead laid back, like. Trouble is my last trip to France turned into a bit of a disaster  scared2:

 Shocked:  and you are still going  noooo: noooo:  can't someone take you and deposit you safely then come home .... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2013, 11:02:16 AM
Tipsy could be you carer  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2013, 11:03:55 AM
In an nurse uniform like  cloud9:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2013, 11:04:21 AM
Tipsy could be you carer  :thumbsup:

Does she like France,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: boogs on September 02, 2013, 11:04:32 AM
Tipsy could be you carer  :thumbsup:


Good thinking Miss D  :thumbsup:     Oh but then his blood pressure ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2013, 01:27:15 PM

No she isn't  evil:

Come to think of it with the exception of the dirty weekend (two actually IIRC  cloud9:) all my trips to France have been a bit of an ordeal. First time I ended up in hospital, another time I nearly froze to death, a third time I went camping and lost the tent poles, final time was catastrophically awful and involved a lot of arguing.
What a service you are to all Brits.

By the law of averages everyone else is now set fair for safe trips to land of Frogs
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2013, 01:28:34 PM
What can possibly go wrong?  angel1
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Landlady on September 02, 2013, 02:41:49 PM
What can possibly go wrong?  angel1


Don't forget your triangle  razz:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 02, 2013, 07:45:02 PM
Tipsy could be you carer  :thumbsup:

I am not qualified.... i.e. I don't like.   whistle:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2013, 07:49:10 PM
 sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 02, 2013, 07:49:52 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2013, 08:19:27 PM
Everyoe is speaking French  eeek:  When I speak Spanish comes out redface: But is is Spanish with a French accent  :thumbsup:

Have just flooded the bathroom.
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 08:23:23 PM
Everyoe is speaking French  eeek:  When I speak Spanish comes out redface: But is is Spanish with a French accent  :thumbsup:

Have just flooded the bathroom.

Good start ... noooo:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2013, 08:55:19 PM
Everyoe is speaking French  eeek:  When I speak bollocks comes out redface: But is is bollocks with a French accent  :thumbsup:

Have just flooded the bathroom.

Business as usual then.  lol:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: GROWLER on September 03, 2013, 09:10:38 PM
Everyoe is speaking French  eeek:  When I speak Spanish comes out redface: But is is Spanish with a French accent  :thumbsup:

Have just flooded the bathroom.

Bolloxed another shower up then have you? whistle:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2013, 10:33:16 PM

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Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Baldy on September 03, 2013, 10:35:06 PM

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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2013, 10:39:27 PM

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 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Landlady on September 04, 2013, 07:40:25 AM
Everyoe is speaking French  eeek:  When I speak Spanish comes out redface: But is is Spanish with a French accent  :thumbsup:

Have just flooded the bathroom.

Standing in the bidet again  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2013, 07:57:37 AM
Yummy Frog breakfast and a fab street market outside. Had to buy some smelly cheese. Right then, COW TV beckons  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 04, 2013, 08:07:49 AM

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"Mort de rire"

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Just One More on September 04, 2013, 05:32:32 PM
Everyoe is speaking French  eeek:  When I speak Spanish comes out redface: But is is Spanish with a French accent  :thumbsup:

Have just flooded the bathroom.

Standing in the bidet again  whistle:

An easy mistake to make, it said Shanks on the inside
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2013, 08:38:26 PM
Feck moi, this is fantastic
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2013, 08:39:13 PM
Feck moi, this is fantastic

What...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 08:40:35 PM
Someone just showed him how to use a bidet  whistle:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2013, 08:43:08 PM
Only just found out there is an hour time diff from the UK  here  redface:  No wonder I have been late for everything all day  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2013, 08:51:27 PM
Only just found out there is an hour time diff from the UK  here  redface:  No wonder I have been late for everything all day  redface: redface:

Did you forget....... whistle:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 08:57:59 PM
Has he reached his destination or still traveling ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2013, 09:08:41 PM
I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them  noooo:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2013, 09:11:31 PM
I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them  noooo:

And LL only gave you sausage rolls....... noooo:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 09:34:04 PM
I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them  noooo:

Would the chocs help my knees ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2013, 09:55:45 PM
I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them  noooo:

Would the chocs help my knees ..... rubschin:
help your knees tremble you ask?
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: GROWLER on September 04, 2013, 10:02:29 PM
I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them  noooo:

Kidnapped and blindfolded then were we? whistle:

What are you actually trying to avoid btw?

Teh house  confused: the pot or the pensioners, or a combination of all 3.

Can you get the recipe for the potty chocs for me btw please.....for medication purposes like. :thumbsup:
Sound excitingly tasty. Drool:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2013, 10:13:01 PM
Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them. 
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: GROWLER on September 04, 2013, 10:15:15 PM
Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them.

Nah. Don't do drugs. noooo:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 10:15:40 PM
I am somewhere in the Loire Vally, but I was brough here like so I haven't a fucking clue. They make marijuwana chocs here for pensioners. In teh house I mean. Avoiding them  noooo:

Would the chocs help my knees ..... rubschin:
help your knees tremble you ask?

Take more than a few chocies to do that     eyes:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2013, 10:16:07 PM
Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them.

Something I have never tried....seen too many people lurve it to much. I would order a bucket a week if I had a go.  noooo:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 10:17:15 PM

Can you get the recipe for the potty chocs for me btw please.....for medication purposes like. :thumbsup:
Sound excitingly tasty. Drool:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2013, 10:24:20 PM
Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them.

Something I have never tried....seen too many people lurve it to much. I would order a bucket a week if I had a go.  noooo:
Same thought here.  What if I liked them a lot?

Untouched all trip they were
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2013, 10:26:40 PM
Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them.

Something I have never tried....seen too many people lurve it to much. I would order a bucket a week if I had a go.  noooo:
Same thought here.  What if I liked them a lot?

Untouched all trip they were

 noooo: Had people offering it at nights out......they are all in the shite now.  noooo:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 10:28:26 PM
Go to Peru, your guide will hand you a free bag of sweets with cocaine in them.

Something I have never tried....seen too many people lurve it to much. I would order a bucket a week if I had a go.  noooo:
Same thought here.  What if I liked them a lot?

Untouched all trip they were

 noooo: Had people offering it at nights out......they are all in the shite now.  noooo:

It's a mugs game  scared2:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2013, 12:27:01 PM
aPPARENTLY THESE DRUG CHOCS WERE LEFT OUT BY ACCIDENT AT xMAS. By the time lunch was ready everyone was crawling about on the floor giggling  noooo:  This included kids and grandparents
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: apc2010 on September 05, 2013, 12:32:22 PM
aPPARENTLY THESE DRUG CHOCS WERE LEFT OUT BY ACCIDENT AT xMAS. By the time lunch was ready everyone was crawling about on the floor giggling  noooo:  This included kids and grandparents

 eeek:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: GROWLER on September 05, 2013, 12:40:03 PM
aPPARENTLY THESE DRUG CHOCS WERE LEFT OUT BY ACCIDENT AT xMAS. By the time lunch was ready everyone was crawling about on the floor giggling  noooo:  This included kids and grandparents

Sweet! lol:

One off wouldn't do any harm.

Found it a great natural medi for me 'problems' a few years ago, but sending me bonkers and therefore haven't touched the stuff since.
Can see how folk get addicted.
Was rather nice though. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2013, 01:01:13 PM
My mate was in hospital here for an op. The doc told him he could go home the next day so that night with dinner the hospital supplied him with a bottle of wine  eeek:

Apparently skoolteachers here have wine served with their lunch. :thumbsup:

Both would doubtless be illegal in the UK.

I quite approve of these Frog ways  rubschin:

Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2013, 02:08:00 PM
My mate was in hospital here for an op. The doc told him he could go home the next day so that night with dinner the hospital supplied him with a bottle of wine  eeek:

Apparently skoolteachers here have wine served with their lunch. :thumbsup:

Both would doubtless be illegal in the UK.


Doctors and Schoolteachers?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2013, 02:31:05 PM
Just met my mate's daughter in law.

Apparently she has a fatwah on her  eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2013, 02:42:53 PM
And now the 18 year old grand daughter has turned up  eyes:. SHe has been jogging. In an bikini  eeek: NickSick
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: boogs on September 05, 2013, 03:29:07 PM
And now the 18 year old grand daughter has turned up  eyes:. SHe has been jogging. In an bikini  eeek: NickSick

Blood pressure  noooo:  perving is not a good idea at the moment  noooo:

When you are better then it will prolly do you good  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Misty on September 05, 2013, 03:30:01 PM
aPPARENTLY THESE DRUG CHOCS WERE LEFT OUT BY ACCIDENT AT xMAS. By the time lunch was ready everyone was crawling about on the floor giggling  noooo:  This included kids and grandparents



ahhhhhh, I miss my family christmas.  cloud9:

I'm still giggling at the thought of Nick amongst a throng of old, stoned pensioners walking around looking a dopey and confused. He should fit right in.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: boogs on September 05, 2013, 03:33:03 PM
aPPARENTLY THESE DRUG CHOCS WERE LEFT OUT BY ACCIDENT AT xMAS. By the time lunch was ready everyone was crawling about on the floor giggling  noooo:  This included kids and grandparents



ahhhhhh, I miss my family christmas.  cloud9:

I'm still giggling at the thought of Nick amongst a throng of old, stoned pensioners walking around looking a dopey and confused. He should fit right in.  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: Yes spose if he has a choice or to he would be so chilled he could perve without fear of his blood pressure ....
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Just One More on September 05, 2013, 06:10:04 PM
Just met my mate's daughter in law.

Apparently she has a fatwah on her  eeek: scared2:

Get yer ears sorted, she said, "she's got a fat twat with her"  point:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2013, 06:11:56 PM
Just met my mate's daughter in law.

Apparently she has a fatwah on her  eeek: scared2:

Get yer ears sorted, she said, "she's got a fat twat with her"  point:


happy002
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2013, 06:24:50 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2013, 06:28:08 PM
evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Baldy on September 05, 2013, 08:24:31 PM
Just met my mate's daughter in law.

Apparently she has a fatwah on her  eeek: scared2:

Get yer ears sorted, she said, "she's got a fat twat with her"  point:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nick socks it to the Frogs
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 05, 2013, 08:30:42 PM
Just met my mate's daughter in law.

Apparently she has a fatwah on her  eeek: scared2:

Get yer ears sorted, she said, "she's got a fat twat with her"  point:

 lol: